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Testing Group Chat
Devil Incarnate: Guys I just realized a problem
Angel: What is it?
Pyromaniac: Is everything okay?
Art&Crafts: Malfoy giving you trouble?
Devil Incarnate: How are we supposed to charge our phones? The battery life has lasted longer than I expected since we aren't on them much because of classes, but they won't last much longer without being charged
Pyromaniac: And Hogwarts doesn't have electricity….
Angel: That's a very big problem
Arts&Crafts: the only thing I could think of is sending our phones to our parents to charge but…
Angel: It's not a very good long term solution
Devil Incarnate: Not at all
Pyromaniac: Do you think there's any teachers that might know anything that could help?
Angel: We have Transfiguration before lunch. We could ask Professor McGonagall then?
Arts&Crafts: yeah lets. If anyone would know, it would be the deputy headmistress.
Arts&Crafts: Right?
Devil Incarnate: I think so. At the very least, even if she doesn't know she could direct us to someone who might
Pyromaniac: Then it's settled. We'll hang back at the end of transfiguration
Pyromaniac: This is the part where I say see you then but we all have the same classes so I'll see you in a minute
Angel: It's the thought that counts
Arts&Crafts: what she said
Arts&Crafts: Now here's another important matter
Devil Incarnate: What is it?
Arts&Crafts: the chat name. We can't leave it as Testing forever
Devil Incarnate: true enough
Pyromaniac: yeah the testing phase is way over by now
Angel: I agree but does anyone have any ideas
Arts&Crafts: Abracadabra or Bippity Boppity Boo are my only ideas
Devil Incarnate: I'm cool with either of those
Devil Incarnate: Or Magic Mania. That's fun to say
Pyromaniac: Ooooh I like that one
Arts&Crafts: Magic Mania sounds cool
Angel: All in favor?
Devil Incarnate: Aye
Pyromaniac: Aye
Arts&Crafts: Ate
Arts&Crafts: *Aye
Angel changed the chat name to Magic Mania
Angel: We can keep the other two ideas as options for the next time we decide to change names
Devil Incarnate: That works
Pyromaniac: My turn for an important question since that seems to be our trend now
Pyromaniac: Are we going to tell others about tech working in Hogwarts?
Devil Incarnate: I feel like we should. It certainly wouldn't be a bad idea
Devil Incarnate: At the very least tell those who were raised in the muggle world so they can contact their parents
Angel: Good idea. We can talk to Professor McGonagall about it later when we ask about the charging problem
Angel: Maybe post an advertisement in the common rooms so that anyone can try it themselves
Arts&Crafts: That's a good idea
Devil Incarnate: I just had a scary thought. Could you imagine a group chat with every muggle raised student in Hogwarts?
Pyromaniac: A cult. You'd make a cult
Devil Incarnate: Isn't that what witches and wizards are already? A whole "secret" society with a bunch of rules and clothing that everyone uses. Anybody in our world would see them as a cult based on the robes and Latin alone
Arts&Crafts: ….
Arts&Crafts: I hate that you're right
Pyromaniac: Petition to make Harry the cult leader
Angel: Aye
Arts&Crafts: Aye
Pyromaniac: Aye
Devil Incarnate: No!
Devil Incarnate: I don't want to lead a cult!
Devil Incarnate: I barely have my life together! I can't be responsible for others!
Arts&Crafts: Sorry mate. Your idea, your cult
Pyromaniac: It's the rules. Just ask Hermione
Devil Incarnate: Hermione please tell me they're wrong
Angel: If it makes you feel better….we haven't started the cult yet?
Devil Incarnate: It would have worked if you didn't say yet
Angel: I'll help you run the cult if you want?
Devil Incarnate: Normally I'd protest and insist you didn't
Devil Incarnate: But my only other options are Dean and Seamus so honestly you're the only one who won't let us destroy everything
Pyromaniac: …I want to be offended but…
Arts&Crafts: I hate that you're right (again)
Devil Incarnate: I guess we're doing this then :(
Devil Incarnate: The purpose of the cult shall be to slowly mix magic and technology so as to bring the wizarding world out of the middle ages
Angel: I was talking with a ravenclaw yesterday and they still think we travel by horse and carriage
Pyromaniac: Dear god that's bad
Arts&Crafts: We really need to fix that
Arts&Crafts: Thabks for volunteering Harry!
Devil Incarnate: "volunteering" sure
Devil Incarnate: Let's just expand the cult slowly. Start with other first years and go from there
Angel: At least we already have the first year Gryffindors
Arts&Crafts: That's a thought. Do we know any muggleborn Slytherins?
Angel: I have no idea
Devil Incarnate: as long as they aren't like Malfoy I'm happy to include anyone
Pyromaniac: I know one, but she's not a muggleborn. She's a half-blood like me. Her Mum and my mum are friends
Pyromaniac: I can guarantee she's nothing like Malfoy
Devil Incarnate: Awesome. She can see if there's any other Slytherins who we could add too, assuming she wants to join the cult in the first place
Pyromaniac: I'll ask her after potions tomorrow
Angel: Lovely. I'll ask the ravenclaws tonight after dinner
Arts&Crafts: I'll make our sign up sheets
Devil Incarnate: I'll pass along the message during Herbology then
Devil Incarnate: to the Hufflepuffs
Angel: and now that we have that planned, it's time for class
Angel: Let the plans begin
Here's chapter 3! The cult has been decided. Now all that's left is to make it a reality.
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