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Devil Incarnate has created a new chat

Devil Incarnate has added Angel, Arts&Crafts, and Pyromaniac to the chat

Devil Incarnate Renamed the chat to Medieval Times Magic Cult

Devil Incarnate: Since I can't get out of this despite my best efforts, I went ahead and made the Cult Chat like a responsible "leader"

Devil Incarnate: I reckon we'd just add each one when their phones start working

Magic Mania Group Chat

Devil Incarnate: onto other business

Devil Incarnate: Seamus. Dean. You didn't get to see the greatest discovery in the history of creation since you wanted food but BOY do Hermione and I have news for you

Angel: Indeed we do

Pyromaniac: Let a guy reply first jeez

Pyromaniac: I was halfway through a reply to the cult chat when you started spamming this one

Arts&Crafts: yeah mate! I agree with Seamus

Angel: Type faster then. This is more important

Arts&Crafts: Oof. Hermione is savage right now.

Pyromaniac: Whatever they found must have been good

Devil Incarnate: oh it is beyond good

Angel: It's everything we could ever ask for

Devil Incarnate: Literally

Pyromaniac: Wait what?

Devil Incarnate: What we found is literally everything we could ever ask for

Angel: It's the most amazing place I've ever seen

Arts&Crafts: how about you start from the beginning?

Angel: Fine. But only because I'm in such a good mood from this

Devil Incarnate: Okay so first we stayed behind to talk to Mcgonagall after Transfig

Pyromaniac: yeah we were there for that

Angel: I know. But you know how she said she didn't know of any such rooms?

Arts&Crafts: yeah. That was a bummer

Devil Incarnate: well you and Seamus decided to leave and get lunch

Pyromaniac: We were there for that too

Angel: Hush and let us finish the story

Angel: So anyway, you guys left and Professor McGonagall called us back

Devil Incarnate: She said she personally didn't know any rooms but that there were others in the castle who might!

Arts&Crafts: Wait really?!

Pyromaniac: your joking

Angel: I swear we aren't

Angel: McGonagall took us down to the kitchens

Devil Incarnate: We aren't allowed to share the location until after the Halloween feast though so don't ask (yet)

Angel: and there's these creatures called House Elves there! They're the ones who do all the cooking and cleaning for the castle

Devil Incarnate: you should have seen Hermione's reaction at first! I swear she was about to go on a spree. I don't know if it would have been a murder spree or starting a revolution but she was intense! Mcgonagall even took a step back in surprise by her reaction

Angel: I thought it was like slavery!

Pyromaniac: Nah nothing like that. More like hired help I think. They don't get paid, but the bond with who they serve keeps them alive and healthy

Pyromaniac: Before you ask, Mum told me about them. We never had one but several of her friends do

Angel: Professor McGonagall and the elves were very helpful in explaining things to me

Devil Incarnate: She was a simmering ball of rage but after one of the elves (Hanny?) explained everything to us she calmed down

Angel: (yes) Then we had lunch in the kitchens while we asked about our charging problem

Devil Incarnate: Fun Fact! Never visit the kitchens unless you want something to eat. The elves are very persuasive and if you try to deny them they get sad

Arts&Crafts: I sense a story behind this

Angel: Harry learned it the hard way. He almost made several elves cry

Pyromaniac: Dude

Devil Incarnate: I didn't mean to!

Devil Incarnate: I'm not used to eating a lot so I tried to refuse the food

Arts&Crafts: I've noticed that. You usually skip lunch

Pyromaniac: I saw that too

Angel: Me too. You really do need to try to eat more Harry

Devil Incarnate: Can we talk about this later?

Devil Incarnate: Please?

Pyromaniac: Alright. We'll drop it for now. Just try to eat a little more okay?

Devil Incarnate: I'll try

Arts&Crafts: that's all we want

Angel: Thank you Harry

Pyromaniac: So what happened next?

Devil Incarnate: Hanny told us about this room the elves call the come and go room

Angel: They use the room for storage sometimes but the room can change form to whatever the person needs

Arts&Crafts: No way. You have to be pulling my leg

Angel: We aren't. One of the elves took us to the room and showed us how to open it

Devil Incarnate: they showed us the storage room they use, which is just filled to the brim with all kinds of things. Mcgonagall said that if we really wanted to we could go through it sometime

Angel: she basically gave us permission to do whatever we wanted with the stuff in there and I kid you not I almost fainted. There's so many books and who knows what other things in there! Centuries worth of objects are in that room!

Devil Incarnate: oh but we need to have either a prefect or teacher with us when we do to make sure there's no cursed objects

Pyromaniac: I genuinely have no words. That sounds amazing

Arts&Crafts: Ditto

Angel: Harry and I are going to start organizing it this weekend. The plan is to sort everything and then decide what to do with it all

Arts&Crafts: We'll be there

Pyromaniac: no chance we'll miss an opportunity like this

Devil Incarnate: and you guys haven't even heard the best part yet

Pyromaniac: what's that?

Angel: We can use the room to charge our phones!

Arts&Crafts: WHAT?!

Arts&Crafts: For real?!

Devil Incarnate: For real. Hermione and I are in there right now

Pyromaniac: we're on our way. Where afe you?

Angel: Seventh floor. I'll meet you at the tower and take you there

Devil Incarnate: you guys are gonna love it. There's even a tv in here

Arts&Crafts: Stop talking or I'm going to cry

Pyromaniac: I already love this place and I haven't even made it there

Angel: then hurry up so you can see it for yourself

Pyromaniac: Yes ma'am!

Arts&Crafts: ( ̄ー ̄)ゞ


And we have come to the final chapter that I have already finished. I wrote these before I started my rewrite project, which is going to be my main focus for the time being. I'll probably work on this a little at a time in between, and if I finish any chapters then I'll post them, but I don't have any set schedule.

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