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Magic Mania Group Chat
Devil Incarnate: aight so before I forget
Devil Incarnate: Neville deserves better and Hermione thinks getting expelled is worse than being killed
Devil Incarnate: that's all. Night
Pyromaniac: Of all the things I expected when I checked my phone this morning
Pyromaniac: that was not one of them
Arts&Crafts: what the heck did you guys get up to last night?
Angel: Well you remember how Malfoy came up and challenged Harry to a duel at dinner?
Pyromaniac: Yeah
Arts&Crafts: Ron accepted right?
Devil Incarnate: yeah. Except I didn't want to go in the first place. Literally the only spell we know is the unlocking one
Angel: But now that Ron accepted the challenge Harry had to go
Pyromaniac: Taht honestly wasn't cool. Ron should t have accepted the duel since it was towards Harry, not him
Pyromaniac: *That *shouldn't
Arts&Crafts: right. With Ron accepting instead, that's actually super disrespectful.
Devil Incarnate: come midnight and Ron forced me out of bed to go to this stupid duel
Pyromaniac: you mean he actually stayed awake for longer than ten minutes?!
Arts&Crafts: the end of the world right there
Devil Incarnate: Right?!
Angel: Harry called me and asked me to come with them since he didn't want to be stuck alone with Ron
Devil Incarnate: Yeah…sorry about that. You didn't deserve to put up with him either
Angel: It's fine, don't worry. Other than nearly getting caught by Filch then eaten by the Cerberus it wasn't that bad.
Pyromaniac: I'm sorry WHAT
Arts&Crafts: What do you mean by Cerberus? Because I am very concerned if you mean the same Cerberus I'm thinking of
Devil Incarnate: big. Three heads.
Arts&Crafts: …..
Arts&Crafts: What the fuck
Angel: Language
Arts&Crafts: English. So…
Arts&Crafts: How on gods green earth did you come across a CERBERUS in a SCHOOL!
Devil Incarnate: we were getting there hang on
Pyromaniac: I really don't like it when you two do this.
Angel: First, we found Neville stuck outside the portrait. He forgot the password again
Arts&Crafts: poor bloke
Devil Incarnate: yeah. We really need a way for him to contact us so at the very least one of us can let him in. Or tell him the password
Pyromaniac: this would be a good time for wizards to know how to use phones. Just saying
Devil Incarnate: I mean…if we could teach him how to use one and he had a phone sure, but baby steps
Angel: We can start with Neville and see if he can learn. You did say he was showing interest in it before
Arts&Crafts: Okay good plan
Arts&Crafts: what happened next?
Devil Incarnate: Patience my young padawan
Devil Incarnate: the answers you seek will reveal themselves when the time is right
Pyromaniac: see this is why we named you after the Devil
Devil Incarnate: Just living up to my title
Angel: We ended up taking Neville with us because he didn't want to be left alone. Then we made it to the trophy room which is where Malfoy said to meet for the challenge.
Arts&Crafts: and that's why Hermione is my favorite
Devil Incarnate: she's everybody's favorite you're not special
Pyromaniac: Tru
Angel: MOVING ON
Devil Incarnate: she's blushing so much right now
Angel: Harry James Potter don't you dare
Devil Incarnate: fiiiiiiiiine
Devil Incarnate: So Filch was waiting at the trophy room. Turns out Malfoy just wanted to get us in trouble
Pyromaniac: all in favor of getting revenge?
Arts&Crafts: I'm in
Devil Incarnate: Obviously me too
Angel: Sure. Someone has to keep you boys out of trouble
Pyromaniac: Noooooo. You ruined it!
Arts&Crafts: ?
Pyromaniac: you guys were supposed to say Aye
Pyromaniac: it's what we've always done when taking a vote
Angel: Ohhhhh. Aye
Devil Incarnate: Aye
Arts&Crafts: Aye
Pyromaniac: much better thank you
Pyromaniac: you may continue
Devil Incarnate: May we?
Pyromaniac: Yes
Devil Incarnate: that was sarcasm but okay.
Devil Incarnate: soon as we heard Filch we were running. Found ourselves in a hallway. We were going to try and hide in an abandoned classroom, but of course the door was locked. That's when Hermione used the unlocking spell and got us in
Angel: We hid inside the room until we heard Filch leave.
Arts&Crafts: wait. Don't tell me you hid in the forbidden corridor
Devil Incarnate: then story time is over
Arts&Crafts: Jesus Christ
Angel: You think? Imagine turning around and seeing a giant three headed dog standing over you
Pyromaniac: how did you guys get away without being eaten
Devil Incarnate: we sacrificed Ron to it
Pyromaniac: okay now I know you're being sarcastic cause he's still in bed
Devil Incarnate: basically we opened the door and ran back to the dorms like our lives depended on it. After we caught our breaths in the safety of the common room, Hermione told us what she noticed
Angel: There was a trap door in the room. I think the Cerberus is guarding something
Arts&Crafts: Sound theory but what would it be guarding?
Angel: I have no idea
Devil Incarnate: Maybe whatever was in Gringotts. Hagrid and I emptied the vault the same day someone tried to break in.
Pyromaniac: again a sound theory but why would they put whatever it is in a school? That's just putting the students at risk if whoever tries to steal it again
Angel: I don't know. But I don't think we should try to figure it out either.
Arts&Crafts: Yeah I agree. If it's important enough for a Cerberus to be guarding it I don't want to know what other protections it could have
Devil Incarnate: Agreed.
Devil Incarnate: So you guys want to hear the best part of this story?
Pyromaniac: Of course
Arts&Crafts: Obviously
Angel: Harry no!
Devil Incarnate: Sorry Mione you're outvoted
Devil Incarnate: "Now. I'm going to bed before either of you can come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse. Expelled." - Hermione Granger
Arts&Crafts: did she really say that?
Angel: I'm so embarrassed
Pyromaniac: don't be. That's honestly hilarious.
Devil Incarnate: I can see where she's coming from though. We are learning magic. If we got expelled we'd have to go back to normal schooling only
Pyromaniac: Yeah fair enough
Angel: the only thing that happened after that is Harry texted you all and we went to bed
Devil Incarnate: Story time is now officially OVER
Arts&Crafts: and what a story it was
Arts&Crafts: stop getting into these things without us
Devil Incarnate: I promise nothing
And DONE! I hit a spot of inspiration last night and worked on about half of this chapter before I went to sleep. Then I finished it shortly after I woke up. I also have two other stories I want to post sometime today if I can, but that will depend on if I can post them from my phone or not. I only have about five minutes before I have to get ready for work, and I wont be home until about 11 tonight. If nothing else, I'll post them then.
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