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Medieval Times Magic Cult
Devil Incarnate - Harry
Angel - Hermione
Pyromaniac - Seamus
Arts&Crafts - Dean
Silverstein - Anthony
NoBot - Hannah
Shoe - Terry
Levin - Kevin
WithoutATrace - Tracey
Flinchey - Justin
Medieval Times Magic Cult Group Chat
Devil Incarnate has added Hannah Abbot, Justin Finch-Fletchey, Anthony Goldstein, Tracey Davis, Terry Boot, and Kevin Entwhistle to the chat
Devil Incarnate: Welcome to Hell
Tracey Davis: Bold of you to assume we aren't already there
Hannah Abbot: Why are we here?
Justin Finch-Fletchley: Just to suffer?
Hannah Abbot: Just to suffer?
Hannah Abbot: FINALLY! Someone with CLASS
Terry Boot: I feel that. I've made so many meme references that none of my dorm mates understand
Terry Boot: here I am with people who actually speak English
Kevin Entwhistle: big mood
Pyromaniac: I actually feel kinda bad because there's three of us who can speak in memes in my dorm + Hermione
Tracey Davis: no need to rub it in Seamus
Arts&Crafts: my first instinct was to ask how you knew it was sea but…
Angel: The username gives it away
Justin Finch-Fletchley: Only for Seamus. The rest of you I have no idea who's who. Though I can guess you are Gryffindors at least
Devil Incarnate: You will never know
Terry Boot: And why not Mr/Mrs/Mx Devil?
Devil Incarnate: Just Devil is fine
Devil Incarnate: but my pronouns are He/Him for future reference
Angel: I'm Hermione Granger. She/Her. Devil will be introducing himself last, he said.
Arts&Crafts: He's just being a troll because he was forced to be Cult Leader
Arts&Crafts: I'm Dean Thomas. He/him
Pyromaniac: yeah Devil earned his name for a REASON (Seamus Finnigan. He/him)
Devil Incarnate: I have never done anything wrong in my LIFE
Angel: I can literally name several things off the top of my head but sure
Angel: whatever you say
Pyromaniac: like Devil gained his name for being a Devil, Hermione earned hers for being an Angel among us common folk
Angel: they're exaggerating
Kevin Entwhistle: somehow I doubt that
Hannah Abbot: yeah same
Hannah Abbot: I'm she/her btw
Terry Boot: I'm genderfluid. Today I'm he/him though
Angel: Let us know when that changes so we don't call you by the wrong pronouns
Kevin Entwhistle: Do you have another name you want to be called on female days? (I'm he/him)
Terry Boot: nah. Terry is fine both ways, though sometimes when I'm feeling more girlish I spell it as Teri
Anthony Goldstein: fair enough. My older sibling is gender neutral. I'm he/him
Terry Boot: you guys are just…accepting it? Just like that?
Tracey Davis: Of course we are? It's your gender and your body. You decide what gender you vibe with each day
Terry Boot: sorry it's just
Terry Boot: literally nobody has ever accepted me except my brother and I don't know how to deal with it
Devil Incarnate: Give me names. I will fight. Angel I'm counting on you to keep me out of jail
Angel: already planning on where to hide the bodies
Justin Finch-Fletchley: I'll be an alibi
Pyromaniac: All in favor of the murder plan say Aye
Devil Incarnate: Aye
Angel: Aye
Arts&Crafts: Aye
Terry Boot: NO MURDER
Hannah Abbot: Aye
Kevin Entwhistle: Aye
Hannah Abbot: aww why not?
Tracey Davis: I can totally help make the murder plan. Blaise and Daphne would be willing to give suggestions too
Terry Boot: Becajse murder is illegal! And I do not need you all killing people on my behalf!
Devil Incarnate: Terry. Trust me when I say this. I've only known all of you for less than an hour but I WILL do everything I can to protect you. I almost got sorted into Slytherin for a reason. The only reason I didn't is because I didn't want to be stuck with Malfoy for the next seven years. I may come off as oblivious but if I didn't know what I was doing then I would have died a long time ago. If things EVER reach a point where you feel unsafe you tell me immediately and I will protect you. I don't care if it's at home, school, or some random dark alley. You understand?
Devil Incarnate: That goes for everyone by the way. You are literally the first friends I've ever had. I will not let anything happen to any of you.
Angel: That was…
Pyromaniac: intense
Arts&Crafts: Awesome you mean! I've never seen him go OFF like that before!
Angel: Normally Devil is pretty calm but I just watched him turn into this tiny ball of rage as he typed furiously on his phone and it was very impressive.
Pyromaniac: Mione! Why'd you call him out like that!?
Arts&Crafts: Idk mate. I think she did the right thing. Look at him. He's blushing!
Terry Boot: I am lowkey terrified but mostly thankful. Really. Nobody has ever stuck up for me like that before.
Devil Incarnate: Now you have at least four people ready to thrown down at a moment's notice
Anthony Goldstein: Pretty sure I speak for the rest of us when I say that we all are apart of it
Hannah Abbot: He does
Kevin Entwhistle: Oh yeah. Definetly
Kevin Entwhistle: *Definitely
Justin Finch-Fletchley: I agree but How about we change the topic before the Magic Cult becomes the Murder Cult?
Tracey Davis: Murder Cult is actually a good idea! Save that one for later
Terry Boot: Please don't
Arts&Crafts: No promises
Angel: First, Devil needs to introduce himself. Then we need to let everyone know about the rules of the cult. After that, we will take everyone to the RoR.
Pyromaniac: Don't forget nicknames need to be done too
Hannah Abbot: I have to ask
Hannah Abbot: Why is the chat called the magic cult anyway?
Justin Finch-Fletchley: yeah I sense a story there
Devil Incarnate: My fault. It's why I'm the "cult leader". I made the mistake of pointing out wizards were already kind of a cult because of the robes and Latin
Tracey Davis: you know what
Tracey Davis: That's fair
Devil Incarnate: Yall might have noticed i am pretty hesitant on telling who I am
Kevin Entwhistle: yeah but that's alright. If you don't want to tell us who you are then don't feel pressured
Terry Boot: ^
Devil Incarnate: it's less that and more I wanted you to get an idea about me before you knew who I was
Devil Incarnate: So far I've had everybody take one look at me and assume all kinds of things about me that's not accurate at all. I'm either a clone of my parents or some fictional hero
Tracey Davis: Holy shit
Anthony Goldstein: Harry?
Devil Incarnate: Sup
Pyromaniac: and if any of you treat our Devil any differently then I will blow shit up
Arts&Crafts: I mean, he'll probably do that anyway but this time it'll be deliberate
Hannah Abbot: OMG! I did not expect Harry Potter to be a troll! You're always so shy in class!
Justin Finch-Fletchley: Honestly I can see it. It's always the quiet ones
Angel: He's very mischievous in the dorms. Yesterday he woke Dean and Seamus up by yelling that there was a fire. I could hear them screaming from the common room.
Devil Incarnate: They asked for it. I tried to be nice. They didn't like it when I dumped water on them. So I went with fire this time
Anthony Goldstein: Harry Potter is a Little Shit™ confirmed
Arts&Crafts: He really is. That's why his name is the Devil Incarnate
Tracey Davis: My kind of dude. Wanna prank some people?
Devil Incarnate: Yeeeeesssssss
Terry Boot: Count me in!
Hannah Abbot: Welp. Nobody is safe anymore.
Anthony Goldstein: Pleasw change the topic before those three start plotting world domination
Anthony Goldstein: I am begging you
Terry Boot: World domination. Now THAT'S an idea
Justin Finch-Fletchley: Oh dear god no
Kevin Entwhistle: NICKNAMES!
Kevin Entwhistle: we need nicknames. And Hermione mentioned something about rules and taking us somewhere too.
Hannah Abbot: That's right!
Pyromaniac: It's cute they think Harry has forgotten about world domination so quickly
Arts&Crafts: But let's give them an A for effort
Angel: the rules of the cult are pretty simple
Angel: Rule 1 - Nothing inappropriate. We hope to have all the muggleborn and raised students in this cult eventually, and as we get older we will be adding younger students.
Rule 2 - No bullying. Teasing is fine but don't cross a line and if someone asks you to stop, please stop.
Violating these will get you removed from the chat.
Hannah Abbot: Good rules. I approve
Tracey Davis: Same here
Pyromaniac: We really didn't have anything that needed rules. It should be common sense but we decided to be safe
Terry Boot: Smart
Kevin Entwhistle: If you add everyone you want to add to the chat, then the rules are a necessity.
Angel: I'd prefer if you didn't text while in class but I can't do anything to stop you. That being said, we hold study sessions three times a week in the library. We work on both magical and muggle subjects, so that we don't fall behind. All of you are welcome to join in
Arts&Crafts: Hermione is the sole reason none of us have failed potions yet
Tracey Davis: It doesn't help that Snape has it out for you all. Harry in particular.
Devil Incarnate: I wish I knew why. Literally all I did in our first class was take notes over what he was saying? And somehow that deserved me being attacked like that?
Devil Incarnate: Mione even double checked, none of the questions he asked me to answer were in the first years' book. There was literally no way for me to have known them unless I was Hermione who, bless her soul, read all kinds of extra books for fun
Justin Finch-Fletchley: that's ridiculous!
Pyromaniac: Yeah. If any of you want to join in, we're collecting evidence of Snape being a bad teacher. Gonna present it to Dumbledore when we get enough evidence
Angel: If that doesn't work, then we are going to try and contact the school board
Tracey Davis: My parents are lawyers. I'll ask them to help us
Arts&Crafts: You sure? Isn't he your head of house? I thought that you would be against this
Tracey Davis: He's my head of house sure but I can still say he's a terrible teacher. And my parents raised me to do what's right.
Tracey Davis: Besides, the favoritism is disgusting. And it's hard to focus with him constantly causing distractions by being a bully
Devil Incarnate: I like this one
Angel: we're keeping you
Tracey Davis: …Why do I feel like I just sold my soul?
Hannah Abbot: Cause you did
Anthony Goodstein: RIP
Kevin Entwhistle: she will be missed
Tracey Davis: Quit telling everyone im dead!
Terry Boot: *wipes away a tear* sometimes I can still hear her voice
Arts&Crafts: Omg stop! I'm dying here! That's too funny
Pyromaniac: Can confirm. He's barely breathing with how hard he's laughing
Tracey Davis: Perish
Justin Finch-Fletchley: not that this isn't fun but can we come up with nicknames now? I've been waiting for like an hour
Hannah Abbot: We've only had this chat for like an hour though?
Justin Finch-Fletchley: I've been wondering what everyone would set their names as since I saw "Devil Incarnate" welcoming us to hell. Sue me
Hannah Abbot: yeah alright. I can't judge since I'm the same
Angel: Go right ahead! If you need help deciding on a name we would be more than happy to help.
Arts&Crafts: Out of the four of us Gryffs, I was the only one who picked my own name
Hannah Abbot changed their name to NoBot
Terry Boot: NoBot?
NoBot: Abbot A Bot No Bot
Tracey Davis: Ooooohhhhhh
Anthony Goldstein: Nice
Anthony Goldstein changed their name to Silverstein
Silverstein: I came up with this in middle school for my Minecraft account and it's been my go to ever since
Kevin Entwhistle: I like it. It's clever
Kevin Entwhistle changed their name to Levin
Levin: Like from Ben10. Kevin Levin.
Levin: lowkey my favorite cartoon and I will fight anyone who hates on it
Terry Boot changed their name to Shoe
Shoe: No way! I love Ben10! We need to marathon it together some time
Devil Incarnate: After everyone gets their names chosen we'll go on a field trip to the most amazing place in this castle.
Pyromaniac: Probably in the whole universe
Arts&Crafts: Can't argue there. It's beautiful
NoBot: now you're just making me curious
Tracey Davis changed their name to WithoutATrace
WithoutATrace: same! Let's hurry so we can go on the trip!
Justin Finch-Fletchley changed their name to Flinchey
Flinchey: I know I was the one asking if we could change names
Flinchey: but I couldn't think of anything for my own so I combined my last name into one word
Angel: That's clever! And if you ever decide you want to change your name you're more than welcomed too
Pyromaniac: ^ that is why Hermione is an Angel
Arts&Crafts: Evrryone meet outside the great hall after dinner and we'll show you to the RoR
Devil Incarnate: Erryone
Arts&Crafts: Bugger off Harry
Devil Incarnate: Nah
So I have absolutely ZERO impulse control. I was trying to work on Chapter 2 of the Ripper's Princess yesterday, except I was inspired for this one and ended up working on it most of the day instead. By some miracle I did make progress on chapter 2, but its not finished yet. I'm going to try to work on it more today though!
Fun fact: I finished this chapter last night but decided it was too late to post it because my dad was asleep in the living room where my computer was. I ended up waking up early this morning cause I wanted to go get doughnuts before work and the first thing I did was put on my comfy (basically a blanket hoodie) and hunker down to post this chapter.
I'm going to try and update the previous chapters to include who is in what chat and their names. I don't know if I'll get that done tonight or not but it will be soon. If nothing else, I'll make chapter 1 of this fic be a chat guide and then update it as more characters are added and groups are created.
I hope everyone enjoyed the chapter! I'll try to update an actual rewrite within the next couple days. Please Review, Follow, and Favorite! I'll see you all the next update!