I don't like this chapter, but I really can't think of any way to improve it. Which leads me to my next point, Where the hell are you Marc? You're meant to tell me how to improve it! Damn you!

Enjoy!

"He's your step-brother?" House stuttered in disbelief.

Cameron nodded.

"But, that, that's sick!" He exclaimed, both Cameron and Dan looked shocked.

"In what way, may I ask?" Cameron questioned.

"You're, you're sleeping with your step-brother!"

Cameron and Dan exchanged glances and both burst out laughing.

"Ok," She began "First of all, he'd not exactly my step-brother, and secondly, we're not sleeping together."

House snorted, "You expect me to believe that? I've heard your pone calls!"

Dan smirked "Ally, have you been making dirty phone calls?"

Cameron looked embarrassed, "I have no idea what you're talking about!"

"That morning after you came back from 'visiting family' you were discussing sex."

"No I wasn't!"

"Yes you were!"

"No I wasn't!"

"I could say yes you are, but I feel it might be slightly more beneficial to explain why I think this. Feel free to reply with 'No I wasn't'"

Cameron muttered something that sounded vaguely like 'no I wasn't' under her breath.

"So basically, I was enjoying a nice little eavesdropping session a few weeks back, when I over hear you talking to a guy on the phone. Namely Dan. There's nothing wrong with that. However when you start saying thins such as 'I've never ridden anything so big' and 'It's better rough' I start to worry that someone is corrupting my little duckling's mind."

House finished triumphantly, expecting Cameron to flush violently and admit it all, unfortunately that was not the reaction he got. Instead, she burst out giggling. House was shocked; once again she had stamped all over his expectations.

"That weekend, when I'd said I'd gone to visit family, I had. I was visiting Dan on his farm, he owns Quad bikes." She explained.

House didn't know whether to be pleased or upset. So she wasn't seeing Dan, but she'd also managed to make him look like a complete idiot.

"But, what about when you told him you were sure his was a better ride that mine!" He knew he was grabbing at straws, if the other two hadn't been sexual comments; it was highly unlikely this one would be.

"Dan just bought a motorcycle." She said, obviously unimpressed by Dans purchase.

Well now all this was sorted out, House figured he needed to get out of there now, before he made even more of a fool out of himself. Unfortunately it appeared Cameron wasn't about to let him leave.

"Going somewhere Dr. House? Tell me, how many years do people get these days for stalking?"

"I don't know." Maybe if he avoided annoying her, maybe she'd let it drop.

"Well if you don't want to find out, I suggest you stay put."

He never thought he'd see the day when he did what Alison Cameron told him to. Shame on him.

"Maybe I'll do just that." Just agree, nothing bad can happen if he just kept agreeing.

A cold breeze shook the surrounding trees, and it was only then Cameron noticed how cold and dark it was in the park. Maybe this was a conversation better continued somewhere else. House's apartment, say?

"I think we should continue our conversation elsewhere," She said "We wouldn't want the poor ickle cripple catching a cold now, would we? It's not nice to torture the sick!"

What Cameron meant by 'torturing the sick' House didn't know, nor did he truly want to.