(A/N): Hey guys...I'm especially proud of this chapter. Just thought you guys should know that. He he...And I'm totally grateful for all the reviews! I feel all warm inside when I get them! LOL Anyway, I got to go finish my stupid math homework, so here's the chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own Zoey 101, because if I did, it would definitely not be as good as it is now.

The sun beat down on Chase's slightly sunburned face. His hair was still radiating the faint smell of the salt water, yet his shorts were completely dry. His sleeping body was resting on Dustin's Batman towel, with the only part that was showing was Robin's behind.Nicole's Hello Kittyumbrella was mistakenly placed so that, Glenn Davis, who happened to next to their sight, got the shade instead of Chase. Not that Glenn minded. And for Chase, well, he wasn't do as well as Glenn. Apparently, a seagull seemed intrigued with this foot at the moment and was trying to get something off the bottom. If Chase were awake, he would have been thoroughly disgusted and pulled off the fragment of cheese that happened to be on his foot and shoo away the seagull, but he wasn't, and that was his unfortune.

Zoey, Dana, and Logan slowly crept up to Chase, but they didn't have to be quiet, because Chase was an extremely deep sleeper. Logan glanced to his right, and thoughtfully snatched the umbrella and it's shade away from Glenn Davis and placed it on the other side of Chase, which caused a great flurry in Glenn's part. Not that Logan cared anyway. He just wanted the shade for himself.

Dana held the device in her right hand and sat on the left of Chase, while Zoey and Logan sat on his right. She silently motioned to Zoey how to work the Quinvention. But, with the short attention span he was blessed with, Logan interrupted. "Hey!" he said suddenly. "I can see Robin's booty!"

"Shh!" was the only answer the girls would give him as they watched for Chase's reaction.

"Oh please," Logan responded. "He wouldn't wake up if the 1906 earthquake came back from the past. He sleeps so deep, that once, I put on my stereo, played and sang my whole Shania Twain CD, including My Heart Will Go On twice, and he didn't wake up for at least two hours later. But apparently, he did have a weird dream about the Titanic."

Zoey sighed. "And why didn't you tell us that?"

Logan shrugged. "You didn't ask."

Dana rolled her eyes, but stopped midway. "Wait," she said, "You like Shania Twain? And the Titanic? Do you have a crush on Leonardo DiCaprio too?"

Zoey giggled incessantly as Logan defended himself. "There is nothing wrong with Shania! I happen to have met her and just wanted to try out the CD for once," he explained as Dana's misbelieving face glared at him. When she finally looked away, he whispered, "And there's absolutely nothing wrong with Leo either."

Dana's head shot up. "What?" Zoey, unfortunately for Logan, heard everything, and could not stop rolling on the sand laughing.

Logan shook his head at Zoey in an attempt to cover up for himself. "She's crazy."

Dana shook off her boyfriend's awkward behavior and her best friend's temporary insanity. "So Zoey," she continued after Zoey recuperated. "What do you want to know again?"

"Well," she sighed. "I just overheard him before he fell asleep..."

Chase rolled his eyes at his retreating friends and fell back into the sand. "Maybe," he murmured to himself, "If I had Nicole's vocal chords, Dana's gut, and Logan's courage to get turned down, I could tell Zoey that..." He drifted off as he fell asleep.

Logan scoffed his words out of his mouth, "That's it? I could tell you that one!"

Dana rolled her eyes and threw the device to the side. "Zoey, please tell me that is not it."

Zoey was confused at her friend's behavior. Did they know something she didn't? "What?" she exclaimed.

Logan raised his head to the sky. "God, why did you make blondes?" Dana and Zoey simultaneously punched him in the arm. "Ow!" he screamed. "What the heck was that for?"

Zoey defended, "I'm blonde!"

Logan shrugged. "And..."

Dana hit him again. "You're mother and sister are blondes."

"Oh right!" Logan remember and nodded his head.

Zoey pointed at Logan. "And this is the love of your life?"

Dana lifted her arms in surrender. "I didn't make it that way. God did. Blame Him."

Logan's face showed disappointment. "I resent that." Dana kissed him. "Yet, oddly, I don't resent that."

Dana crossed her arms. "Sure as hell, you better not."

Zoey whistled and threw up her arms. "Time out! I want to know what you guys know and I don't about Chase!"

Dana sighed. "Really Zo, for such a smart girl, I thought you would have already figured it out."

Zoey pouted. "Yet, I haven't. So would you two please tell me!"

Logan looked at Dana. "You or me?"

"Me," Dana responded and turned to face Zoey. She took her hand. "Zoey?" she asked expectantly.

"YES?" Zoey answered impatiently and confused.

Dana took a big breath. "Do you solemnly promise that what ever I tell you today, that you will not get mad at me, Logan, Nicole, Quinn, Dustin, Michael, Chase, or anyone else at PCA who know what I am about to tell you?"

Zoey was shocked. "You mean everyone but me knows?"

Dana nodded. "Well, possibly you and Mr. Bender, but,"

Logan interrupted her. "No, remember Bender found out during the Science field trip."

Dana's eyes wandered into the sky. "Oh yeah!"

Zoey bounced with impatience. "Would you just tell me!"

Dana retained her attention. "Right." Logan put his arm around Zoey's shoulders, in an attempt to relax her. It made her more impatient. Dana continued, "ever since the first day Chase saw you and his himself in the head with the flagpole, he's had deep deep feelings for you."

"In other words," Logan restated, "he's got the hots for you. Badly. Ow!" he exclaimed as Dana hit him, yet again.

"Wh-what?" Zoey stuttered, pulled her hands away from Dana, and shook Logan off her shoulders.

"Really Zoey," Dana exhaled, "Everyone's known, since, like forever. I thought you knew, but apparently, not."

Zoey's mind rambled. How could she not have noticed, she asked herself. "Maybe," she said thoughtfully, "Maybe, it's because, I love him too."

"What?" a sleepy voice came from beneath them.

"Uh oh," the three said in union.

For all you guys know, it might turn out not to be Chase. Really, I could pull an evil twist on you guys and play Miss Darth Vader. He he, who know what I will do...

And no, I did not make Logan gay! He's just being weird old Logan, who makes girls his cheerleader slaves and thinks that his mirror is all mighty and powerful. I just added a little feminicity to his personality. After all, a guy that spens that much time on his hair as a little time for Shania and Leo, doesn't he?