(A/N): I like this chapter. I spent a lot of time on this one, and even though Dana and Logan are my favorite couple, I think I did a pretty darn good job with this couple. So enjoy! And thanks for all the positive reviews! It's so nice to see that people like my story so much! Oh, and Emmeline Baker: I swear, you will not need to release the power the Reese's cups on me. Just keep reading until the end. I promise.

Disclaimer: And Dan Schnieder said, "Thou shall not owneth Zoey 101 but Nickelodeon and myself."


Chase's head felt as if someone had taken a rock and repeatedly hit him with it. He had just woken up, but he had not opened his eyes up yet. The feeling of sharp pain stung his eyes every time he began to even slit his eyelids. So he just laid there and listened to what was happening around him. "What?" he said after about five minutes, then, "Somebody get the damn umbrella over me before I hurt someone," he threatened as he sat up and rubbed his eyes. He felt the slight movement of an arm as the cool shade rested over him.

"Logan," he heard a female voice hiss. Definitely Dana. Then he heard the slap of skin against skin. She had hit on the arm, possibly? "Why must you always be so selfish?"

"Well," Logan began. Chase felt a famous 'Reese one-liner' coming on.

"Shut up, Logan," he said, and finally opened his eyes. There was Dana on his left, and Logan and Zoey on his right. Dana was giving Logan an odd look, one of half disgust and half adoration at the same time. Something weird must have happened between the two. He turned to look at Zoey. She had he petite frame in a slump, with her blonde hair hiding her expression. He swept her hair behind her ear. Her face burned a furious red. He looked around at the three. What was going on? "Did I miss something?" he said cautiously. But then he felt a searing pain in the bottom of his left foot. "Oh my holy poodles!" he said off the top of his head. He stared in horror at the seagull that was hammering at his foot like it should have been born a woodpecker instead. "What the heck is it doing?" he asked frightened.

Dana quickly rushed to the bird. "Hold still," she breathed and grabbed his foot.

"Aww, girl," Logan whined. "I want a foot massage too."

Zoey punched him. "Be quiet."

Chase was impatient with the situation at hand and could really care less about Logan's so called wants. "Would you just get it off my foot!" he snarled.

The seagull had begun pecking at Dana in fury. I mean, wouldn't you if someone had just up and took away your dinner from you?

Dana was not in a mood to be annoyed, especially my a bird. "Birdie, get the heck away from me!" she exclaimed. She began trying to brush it away.

"Okay, Dana, so not the point right now!" Chase said to her. "Just try and see what it wants with my foot!"

Zoey sighed. "And I thought Dustin was the one with animal problems," she whispered agitated. She went over and took Chase's foot in hand, while Dana tried to wrestle the bird, who had, surprisingly, a strong figure for its size. "God," she said as she found the problem. She peeled off the piece of Monterey Jack of Chase's foot and stood up. She cleared her throat and both Dana and the seagull looked her way. "Looking for something birdie?" she asked as she held it up.

Logan, the only one apparently tuned with reality, cut in. "Zoey? Do you realize you are talking to a bird?"

"Will you just please SHUT UP?" Chase screamed annoyed.

"Fine, gosh," Logan replied as he sat back and crossed his arms, upset.

Zoey resumed. "Birdie, you want the cheese?" The bird seemed very interested in Zoey now, and strutted away from Dana, who now had tons of little red bite marks on her arm. "Okay then," Zoey said, and threw the cheese to her left, where it landed on a piece of seaweed about 200 yards away. "Go get it!" The bird immediately flew off to retrieve its dinner. It seemed very pleased now.

Chase tightly clutched his foot. Zoey turned her attention to him. "Are you okay?" she asked sweetly, and knelt beside him.

Chase shrugged in a manner to save his masculine appearance, even thought it had been chewed up and spit out with the 'holy poodles' thing. Not to mention Fifi from before. But Dana, Logan, and Zoey didn't know about that one. Thank goodness. "I think I'm okay," he responded and took his hand away from his foot.

"Oh, god," Zoey said while she looked at his foot. She immediately took it in her hands, causing Chase to make a great movement in order to stop from falling to the ground.

"Umm, Zoey, warn me before you do that again," he said to her.

Zoey kept her eyes on his foot, almost afraid to look at him in the face. "You're bleeding, badly," she breathed. Chase looked down at the hand that touched his foot. It was bloodstained. Now, why didn't he notice that before?

Dana's arm, who was in no better shape than Chase's foot, had begun bleeding too. "Logan," Zoey said slowly, "Get our First Aid kit."

Logan raised his arms in response. "So now I'm important." Dana went up to him and kissed him warmly. "Getting," he said happily, and turned to get it from the tent that Quinn had set up. "Hey Zoey?" he asked from inside. "is there supposed to be a chemical set in here?"

Dana rolled her eyes. "I'll help him," she giggled and followed him in.

Chase rose his eyebrows. "Did Dana giggle? And did she and Logan kiss too?" he asked confused.

Zoey nodded. Chase rose his eyebrows more. What was up with her? He just decided to keep on talking. "So I had this dream," he began.

Zoey interrupted. "What is taking them so long?" she referred to Logan and Dana.

Chase shrugged. "They're probably making out." Zoey blushed even more. What was going on? He watched as Zoey hurried to her backpack and pulled out her mini first aid kit that she carried with her everywhere. She began to wipe away all the blood that had shown up on Chase's foot. "Anyway," Chase continued, still confused about Zoey, but he didn't want to ask. "My dream was that I was in the ocean, and for some reason I could swim. I was just floating. So I was there, and all of a sudden you show up," he recollected.

Zoey nodded to show she was listening. She was really placing an Einstein band-aid on Chase's foot. Quinn must have gone through her backpack again. She was going to have a long talk with that girl later.

"So, you showed up," Chase said, "and all of a sudden, Shania Twain came on. Weird I know, but it just did. Moving on, My heart will go on was playing and suddenly, for some fantastically odd reason, I said that I loved you! This was one weird dream. But it gets more insane! You said that you loved me back. Strange, huh?"

Zoey looked up at him. "Why is that strange?" Chase was confused. Hadn't she heard him? Maybe this wasn't really Zoey. Maybe that's why she had been acting so strange.

Chase suddenly took a quick look around him and asked in a whisper, "Am I still in the dream?"

Zoey laughed. "No Chase," she said giggling. "Because if you were," she said slowly while placing herself next to him now, "You wouldn't feel this." And she kissed him. Chase was surprised at first, but complied. It was a sweet and short kiss, not that passionate ones that Dana and Logan shared, but it was good for Chase and Zoey all the same. Zoey pulled back and let her hand fall on Chase's. He looked up at her.

"Um, Zo," he began.

"Dana and Logan told me."

"I know," he said sheepishly.

Zoey sharply turn her head in his direction. "What?"

Chase shrugged. "I was up for five minutes listening."

Zoey unexpectedly punched him in the arm. "And you said nothing?"

Chase gently rubbed his arm. "I couldn't open my eyes."

"When did you wake up, exactly?" she asked hesitantly.

Chase took a moment to collect his thoughts. "I remember somebody saying something about Leonardo DiCaprio." But then remembered, "But I didn't start understanding until somebody started dissing blondes."

Zoey laughed. "Well, at least we both know now."

Chase laughed with her. "Yeah," he said taking her hand and kissing it, "I guess we do."

"You know," a voice said behind them, "It's really about time."

Chase and Zoey turned around. "Glenn?" they both said.

"Yes, that's what people call me," he said. He was laying down in the sun, apparently tanning. He sat up and took off his sunglasses. "Matthews, you really take a long time in telling a girl you like her. I thought you would have told her after the dance that day, but I guess not."

Chase was suddenly annoyed. "Well, I did now, and I got her and not you," he said surprisingly defensive. He put his arm around Zoey. Zoey was not happy with being thrown around as a possession, but she would take about it with Chase later.

Glenn laughed. "Yes, you do Chase," he said, "But I don't care anymore. I have this." He pointed to the girl on the other side of him. Possibly a sophomore, which was odd because he was just an eight grader. Covered by a skimpy bikini and strikingly blonde, she didn't look too bright, but then again, that was probably good for Glenn. He wasn't too bright either. They suited each other.

Chase and Zoey both rolled their eyes and turned around. Chase look at Zoey. "Dancing?" he asked in his old horrible English accent.

Zoey mimicked his accent. "Love to, my dear chap."


There is something I want. For all of you fellow Unfabulous fans out there, I missed the episode on the 14th! Can anyone tell me what happened with Jake? I really want to know! And ditto with Instant Star. What the hell did Jude do to Speiderman!