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A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a long time. School got hectic, but now its summer and all is right with the world. Senior year is coming! Read and Review...

Chapter Eleven:

Now With the Splainy

"What do you mean THE Harry Potter? What's going on Harry? You've got some splaining' to do?" Buffy stated looking at Harry with the patented 'tell-me-or-else glare' she had inherited from Willow.

"Umm... well you see..." Harry began his eyes shifting back and forth across the corridor trying to find a way out of telling Buffy. "Oh Bloody Hell... well you see... that ummm... the thing is...well..."

"For goodness sakes shut up already!" Faith practically yelled at him in exasperation. "I can't believe you don't know the story B, don't you ever read the papers or listen to the announcements?"

"No."

"Why am I not surprised... so like years ago there was like this big bad or something who wanted to 'take over the world' and make it all purebloods," Faith began after she got tired of Harry's stuttering.

"So he's like some big Hitlerish person?" Buffy asked her brow furrowed as she looked at Harry to continue explaining what Faith had started.

"Yes that sounds about right. Tom Marvolo Riddle more commonly known as Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters terrorized the Wizarding and Muggle Worlds killing any muggles or wizards who crossed his path." Harry explained leaving out key portions especially regarding himself.

"Oh, what does that have to do with you?" Buffy asked painfully aware that Harry was leaving something out.

"Well...ummm...you see... the thing is..." Harry began again staring at him feet.

"Oh, FOR GOODNESS SAKE! He stopped the psycho when he was like a baby or something, after it killed his parents. God your such a pansy," Faith again finished for Harry as she rolleed her eyes at his inability to tell Buffy what happened.

"What do you mean Harry stopped him?" Buffy asked looking completely confused before her face turned grim and she smack Harry hard on the arm. "You lied to me! You told me that your parents died in a car accident! I can't believe you would do that to me? You promised you would never lie to me!" Buffy began yelling at Harry who seemed to shrink under her tyraid.

"But... Buffy I didn't I swear..." Harry began to explain after she finally stopped yelling to catch her breath before a light at the the end of the corridor caught their eye and the distinct form of Mr. Filch could be seen making his way toward them.

"Quick, B let's get out of here. We can finish this tomorrow," Faith quickly whispered as she grabbed Buffy's arm and began running in the direction of the Slytherin common room as they saw Harry disappear beneath his invisibility cloak once more.

"I'll explain... I promise..." was all they heard from him as they sprinted away.

A/n: I know it's short but I'll update more later.