Kyoko is Still Alive

By

Dragondolphin1990

Chapter 3-Psychotic Computer/Uo's Plan

Tohru sat at her computer. She was puzzled, "Why do I suddenly have a computer?"

Kyo walked by and answered her, "Because the authoress is bored."

"What is this authoress you speak of? Is it another part of the curse?"

"She is a curse, but no."

"Is she your ex? Don't let Kagura know!"

"Ew, no. I would never date that freak."

An IM popup appeared on Tohru's new computer, "Thank you for calling me a freak, Kyon-Kyon, and you're right. I would never date you."

Kyo ignored it, "Yeah, so, um, I think that the authoress doesn't know what to write about right now."

Another popup, "Orange top's right. I have writer's block. So, um… I dunno what to do now. I have writer's block."

Tohru held her hand against her head, checking for a fever, "I must be going insane. I'm talking to my non-existent computer."
Shigure walked into Tohru's room, "I know! Let's read fanfictions!"

"How about not," Kyo replied.

Tohru decided to look up Animes on Google. She discovered one called InuYasha, "Look, guys, this anime has a character named Kagura."

"I don't like it," Kyo decided.

Another popup appeared, "Hello, peeps. 'Tis, I, the magical popup authoress."

"She is weird," Shigure said.

"Aw, thanks, Shigure. Oh, by the way, Tohru, you really should get a popup blocker."

Tohru walked toward her bed, "I'm going crazy. I need some rest. Kyo, you cook dinner today."

And he did. Dinner that night was riceballs, riceballs, and riceballs. They also had apples. Kyo likes cooking riceballs. He likes being away from mutant computers even more. Yuki ate his riceballs in silence, lucky that he never met the psychotic computer.

Meanwhile, another popup appeared on Tohru's computer, "This is a crazy chapter. I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you, I swear. Maybe. Maybe not. Until then, I am sorry for how weird this is."

Back at the dinner table, Kyo and Yuki had finished eating. Yuki politely put his plate in the sink, but something about the way he did it ticked off Kyo, "Let's fight, sissy pants!"

"Did you just call me sissy pants?"

"What if I did?"

"Oh, it is on, now!"

And, as always, Kyo found himself unconscious a few minutes later. Yuki scoffed as he brushed some dirt from his hands. Beating the living daylights out of Kyo is always such fun.

And with this one paragraph, the story suddenly becomes normal again. The scene switches to that of an old alleyway. A group of gang members huddle in the corner, whispering amongst themselves.

"So, when are we gonna do it?"

"Tonight if possible," said their leader, Arisa Uotani.

"Can we go over the plan once more?"

Arisa sighed, "This isn't a video game or something, Boa. I won't just repeat myself a hundred times, got it?"

"Y… yes, ma'am."

"Alright," Arisa clapped her hands once, "I'll see you all back here at nine o'clock. Until then, rest up, get a good meal, and don't forget to wash behind your ears."

"Yes!" the others all said in unison.

The gang broke up and went about their separate ways. Arisa stayed behind like always, to make sure no one had been spying. One of the newer members also stayed behind, "Ma'am?"

"Don't call me that, Boa."

"Sorry, Arisa-sempai."

Uo blushed, but hid it. She always did that whenever she was speaking to her crush.

In their gang, nobody but Uo went by their real name. Everyone made up a gang name when they joined. A lot of the members tended to call Uo "Arisa-sempai."

"So, Boa, what do you need?"

"Could you give me the details once more? Please?"

"Fine," Uo gave in, "We're all gonna hold a surprise party for a friend of mine. It's his birthday tomorrow."

"Then why not surprise him tomorrow? Why tonight?"

"I've got plans for tomorrow."

"Is he your boyfriend?" 'Boa' didn't know what compelled him to ask that.

"No way! I don't need boys in that way. I never got that lovey-dovey stuff. Besides, I met his girlfriend once before."

"Then why?"

"I don't have to explain myself to you, Boa."

"Sorry, Arisa-sempai."

Uo answered his question anyway, "I don't get the feeling his family cares too much, so I decided that we should help him out."

"But why tonight?"

"What you got something against tonight?"

"I, uh, yeah. I have plans for tonight. I need to visit my… my sick cousin."
"Sick cousin?" Uo hated to show her compassionate side to her gang members, "I'm sorry for him. I understand. Don't worry about it. See you at the next meeting, then."

"Sure, see you," 'Boa' shuffled his feet. He didn't know what to do, "I, uh…"

"Yeah, what?"

'Boa' looked down at the ground, and, in Uo's opinion, looked really cute. "I, uh…"

'Boa' looked up at Uo, "I… I like you, Arisa-sempai."

"You what?"

'Boa' was blushing madly as he ran out of the alley.

A/N-I appologize for the insanity... To answer Dark Inu Fan's question, Tohru has to be escorted everywhere because she is dying because of the curse.