There is No Way Out Of Love
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A/N Hey all this is Mary, have fun!
Chapter 3:
"Oh shit!" Brooke exclaimed after she saw what time it was.
"What?" Lily asked groggily wiping her eyes.
"It's 8:00!"
"What, I had my alarm clock set for 6:30!"
"Well apparently it didn't work."
"Potter" Lily growled under her breath as she tried to zip up her skirt.
"You can't blame him for everything," She went over to Kylee. "WAKE UP!" She yelled right in her ear.
"Five more minutes." Kylee mumbled and the turned her head.
"You don't have five more minutes we are already five more minutes late!"
"What?"
"That's right get up!"
"What about Lily's alarm."
"Potter messed with it." Lily said with anger plain as the day on her face.
"You can't blame him for everythi-"
"I can and I will." Lily got her bag and stormed out of the room with Brooke and Kylee right behind her, Kylee still trying to put her shoes on.
"Oh hello Lily darling, a little late today?" James asked her as the girls tiptoed into the already started class.
"You messed with my alarm clock, and you know it."
"I have no idea what you are talking about honey, but I got you a piece of toast.
"I would rather die then eat anything that you give me." She hissed.
"Fine I'll just leave it right here." He put the toast on her table and she turned her head away.
"Its my first day, my first class, and I already have three late students, and when they finally get into the class they start talking and then pull out food, why, I am on a roll now aren't I?" The new teacher, Professor McGonagall was towering over Lily, Brooke, Kylee, and James. "Oh and look, the ones who were talking were the heads, I was told that they were supposed to be the good students and I wouldn't have to worry about them. Though I was also warned about the constant bickering matches that you two seem to enjoy so much. I was especially warned about the head boy and his three fellow marauders, is that what you call yourselves?"
"Oh I wasn't going to eat this." Lily said pointing to the toast, after she finished talking. Without a word the teacher transformed into a cat and walked back up to her desk.
"Oh and yes professor we are the marauders, please to meet your acutance." Sirius stood up and bowed to the cat. The cat rolled her eyes and went back to her stern looking stance.
"Hey what are we supposed to be doing?" Kylee whispered over to Landon, who was closest to her.
"Reading chapter one." He replied back without moving his head from the book.
"Oh ok thanks." Landon just raised his hand as a sign if acknowledgement.
Hey do you know what is wrong with Landon? I think he is mad at me. Kylee wrote down on a piece of paper, and threw it to Lily.
No did you do anything that would upset him? She wrote back.
Not that I know of, Landon's so touchy lately though, I mean Sirius told me that he freaked out at him last night just because Sirius asked him to move his trunk.
Oh well I don't know, how is it going with Sirius though?
Last night at dinner he told me that he loved me.
Really?
Yea
What did you say back?
I told him I loved him too.
All of this was in public at dinner?
Yea why?
Oh nothing I just figured something out that's all.
Hey I'm feeling left out. Brooke intercepted the note.
Oh sorry sweetie we'll include you now.
K so what were you talking about?
Oh nothing big, you know same old same old, Sirius and I confessed that we loved each other, and dinner was awesome last night.
Oh ok WHAT?
Yeah haven't you heard, Sirius, and Kylee told each other that they loved each other last night, in front of everyone.
Everyone everyone?
Everyone everyone.
Oh so that's why
Yes
Ok I'm lost
Trust me, stay lost.
Huh
Ok lets stop the Professor is starring at us. They all looked up at the same time to see Mcgonagal.
"Oh hello professor." Brooke tried to act casually as Lily tried to confiscate the note.
A few days later Lily was patrolling the halls when she ran into James.
"Oh uh sor- wait its you, never mind." She said.
"Hello to you two my flower of beauty."
"Why do you make up those little names? Is it some kind of game just to annoy me? Make her call you a name 10 points, yell at you 15, scream at you 20, and oh this is the big one, curse you, you get 50 right, or maybe 100? I don't know how your little mind works."
"Well you got pretty much most of the concept there." Lily just turned around and started to walk away.
"Oh come, Lils, I was just joking."
"Do not-"
"Call me Lils, only my friends call me that, I know I know. Lily, I'm sorry."
"Wow, a real apology coming from you? That's an accomplishment. Sorry I don't have a camera, it could have gone next to first day at school, and first loose tooth, or first step, or first word, come on tell me which one is it?"
"Ha Ha Ha, you know you want me."
"See, for a second there I thought that maybe we might have had an adult conversation."
"Why?"
"I don't know why don't you just go run along and go to bed?"
"Cause I am patrolling the halls."
"No I'm patrolling the halls."
"Well then we are both patrolling the halls."
"Fine"
"Fine"
There was silence for an awkward silence for a while and then a blast came from downstairs.
"What was that?"
"Oh I'm sure it was nothing, probably just Mrs. Norris."
"No that sounded like a spell blast."
"I'm sure it was nothing."
"No I'm going to check it out."
"NO" James pulled her away from the stairs and they both fell down and he ended out on top of her.
"Hi" James said in a sexy voice.
"Get off of me Potter."
"You blew it."
"Blew what?"
"The whole thing where boy likes girl and girl likes boy and they haven't told each other yet and then they have an awkward moment and they say hi to make it un awkward."
"Ok first of all I don't like you, nor will I ever like you. Secondly, how weird can you get?"
"Fine, he got up and just wanting to have a moment isn't weird."
"It is if you sound like a girl." She pushed the hand he extended her away and pushed herself up.
"Well sorry." He said sarcastically. "I'm sorry if you think I'm a little weird."
"Forgiven." And she walked away leaving James, confused.
Sirius, Kylee, Remus, Brooke, and Landon were all sitting in the common room when James comes running in with Lily on his tail with yellow hair and huge breasts.
"Potter you change me back right now!" Lily screamed and got her wand out.
"Another one?" Brooke said.
"Shhhh, I want to watch," Sirius hushed her and went back to the very interesting, and very amusing fight that Lily and James were having.
"Your right your not as hot as you were with red hair, but how about pink?" He hit her with a charm, and her yellow hair now turned hot pink. "Ouu I like it though it still isn't has pretty as with red hair."
"I swear if you don't change me to my normal hair color, and...size then I will kill you."
"Prove it."
"URRRGH" She started to run after him again.
"Ahhh, help me help me!" He ran around in circles with his arms in the air and screaming 'help me help me'. Lily hit him with a curse and he fell down in a full body bind.
"Now, Potter you will change me back or you will stay this way until you die." She tried to crouch down, but she could cause her newly enlarged breasts were in the way. She unbinded his head and his wand hand. He changed her back and she stood up.
"Thank you." she binded his hand again and then went over to the couch.
"Hey guys."
"you're just going to leave me here like this?" James asked from the floor.
"Pretty much. So what were you guys talking about?" She sat down next to Landon.
"About, how long until you finally realize that you love James and confess your love to him." Brooke said smirking.
"I hope you said never because that is when I will do that."
"Awe you know you love me."
"Shut up or I will bind your face too."
"How long are you going to leave him there?" Landon asked.
"Until tomorrow probably, he deserves it."
"Ok" Sirius said.
"Sirius?" Come on your not going to let her keep me like this are you?"
"Pretty much." Sirius said, copying what Lily said.
"Seriously you-"
"Ha, you used the pun you owe me 15 sickles."
"He's right Prongs, you owe him." Remus said. "You actually owe him 45, plus today, that leaves you owing him 60 sickles."
"Mooney!"
"Well I'm sorry I am just being fair I paid him all the money I owed him."
"Fine I will give you your bloody money if you unbind me."
"You can give it to me later; I don't feel like getting my wand right now."
"Remus? Come on, Mooney old pal, you wont leave me like this will you?"
"Pretty much" He copied, and then laughed. Kylee, Lily and Brooke were all highly amused and Landon was smiling because of Kylee's smile. (A/N I know it corny but it's my chapter)
"Come on we are the Marauders, you have to help me!"
"No we don't, plus this is quite funny."
"Mooney!"
"Prongs?"
"Padfoot!"
"Prongs!"
"Lily!"
"Night" She got up and Brooke and Kylee followed. Kylee kissed Sirius when she passed him. Lily stepped on James' stomach and walked over him.
"Well we are going to bed to mate."
"What no come back here- ugh" Sirius did the same thing as Lily, stepping on his stomach as he walked past.
"Come back here! You owe me!"
"No Prongsie, you owe me." And with one last goodnight James was left lying on the floor, his whole body stiff as a bored, not being able to move anything except for his eyes, and mouth.
A/N What did you think, Funny? Corny? Cool? Stupid? I want your feedback please. So please please review
Love
Mary