My Gothic Older Brother is related to this cute Preppy Blonde, with Silver Eyes.
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Also not gonna lie, this does sound on the lines of that of a manga or anime title, that you think I've written the title to a light novel, now to the story.
Lucy Loud, the oldest of the younger Loud Sisters, and the 6th sister in total was starting her day like she usually did.
Waking up to currently the best pop song this year, that'll unfortunately not stand through the test of time while getting dress for the day.
Putting on her some light blue denim jeans, a black button up shirt, with a pink wool knit sweater over it as she slipped on her pink short heels business shoes on, before looking at her mirror to adjust her hair.
Contrary to belief, Lucy was the only one to be born with natural black hair, and hence forth had it dyed a while back to fit in with the rest of her sisters, as she began to push her bangs aside to put on her hair band.
Taking a good luck at herself a lot better now, she added but a touch of violet eye liner as it helped complimented with her natural born silver eyes.
"Hey Lucy, you ready to get breakfast" asked Lynn as she was juggling a Futbol with her legs, "Totes gonna be there" Lucy said in her usual cheerful voice, as she and the rest of the Loud sisters stampeded out of their rooms.
Soon everyone was at the dining room table getting their share of breakfast while talking about their plans for the day.
"Alright girls, I'm off to work, your mother should be back home some time at 3 today, so Lori from here on you're in charge till she gets home" said Lynn Sr. as he began to pack his chef's hat, apron, and flipper for work.
"I literally got this under control" Lori said nonchalantly as she was half eating while focusing on updating her social media account.
"You girls make sure to listen to Lori, I'm off" said Lynn Sr. as he went to kiss goodbye each of his daughters, "Muah, goodbye Lori, mah goodbye Leni, muah goodbye Luna, muah goodbye Luan, muah, goodbye LJ, muah goodbye Lucy, muah, goodbye Lana, muah goodbye Lola, goodbye Lisa, muah goodbye Lily".
"Uh dad, aren't you forgetting someone" said Lucy as Lynn Sr. thought about it for a second, before it finally hit him.
"Oh shoot forgot about Lincoln, give him my regards girls and please be sure that he gets his fair share" said Lynn Sr. as he ran outside the door.
"Ugh, alright who wants to get Lincoln" groaned Lori, "Surely you be joking love, he's more darker than our beloved Prince of Darkness or His Infernal Master" said Luna.
"You heard what dad said, that means no eating his bacon, muffin, or orange juice, and I'm looking at you Lynn, Lola, and Leni" said Lori as all of them were eyeing Lincoln's food, "Dang it" the trio said in unison.
"I'll get him" Lucy said as he made her way up the stairs before arriving at her brothers domain as he called it and gave it a knock.
"Lincoln, are you up it's time to get some breakfast" said Lucy before she heard some shuffling from the other side of the door before her brother decided to answer it.
Standing with a dull look on his face as he wore black jeans, black skater shoes, a black and orange striped long sleeve shirt under a plain black t-shirt as Lincoln had on black eye liner under his eyes.
Like Lucy, he was born with a different hair color than compared to everyone in the whole household, but because it's a lot more easier to dye over white, his hair was black with a single orange streak on the left side of his head.
"Thank you for knocking on my door and not forgetting me Lucy" Lincoln said in a monotone voice, "I wouldn't forget about my favorite big brother" Lucy said happily cause Lincoln to crack a smile.
"I'm your only big brother" said Lincoln as he stepped out his room, "Oh details" Lucy said as she grabbed his hands and brought them to the dining room table.
"Lincoln you're here at long last, alright do me a favor that as soon as you're done, I need you to do some things for me" said Lori, "What? Why" asked Lincoln as he took a sip from his orange juice.
"Cause dad put me in charge and you got nothing better to do" said Lori, "I do have stuff that I would like to do today" glared Lincoln, "Well tough walnuts, better cancel them if you know what's best for you".
In response Lincoln continued to glare at Lori before blowing a raspberry at her, "Lincoln Park Loud, did you just sassed me" glared back Lori as Lincoln took out his index finger and pulled down his right eye as he stuck his tongue out.
"I swear you sass me one more time and I'll turn you to a human pretzel" threaten Lori as Lincoln chugged down the rest of his orange juice before leaving the kitchen table.
"You want some real sass, well here it is, I think Bobby is better off hooking up with your friend Carol who is much nicer and hotter than you" Lincoln said as the room went silent.
"Alright that's it you emo little jerk" Lori said as she lunged at Lincoln, but he slid under the table and made a mad run up the stairs and barricaded his room where he hid there in solace.
"Lincoln! Get out here right now and face the consequences of your punishment" demanded Lori as she was banging his door, "I ain't doing jack" said Lincoln as he plopped himself in bed as he proceeded to read a graphic novel.
It was only but a few minutes of silence, before his air vent over head was kicked open, as he spotted a pair of petite feet dangling down trying to get a proper foot hold on something.
Knowing full well who it is, Lincoln went out of his way to gently set Lucy down as she stood on her bed.
"Hey Lincoln, how are you feeling" Lucy said innocently as Lincoln rolled his eyes as he continued to read his graphic novel, "Tell me how you really feel and what I should do" Lincoln said as he was ready for Lucy's preaching.
"Well Lori is crying cause she's upset what you told her" said Lucy, "Of course I'm the bad guy in all this because I choose to have me time" Lincoln said as he was losing interest to what he was reading over his current emotions.
"I think Lori's approach was wrong mind you, but you said something that really was out of line" said Lucy as Lincoln frustratingly put his graphic novel down, "You think I don't know that" stated Lincoln.
"I never, hear me when I say that every want to hurt my sisters, it's just…" began to tremble Lincoln as tears came down his eyes, "So unfair".
"Why do I have to sacrifice my 'me time' for everyone else's benefit, while I can't get so much as 30 minutes to watch the things I like, read the things I like, and game when I want" Lincoln said as he let out tears of anger before Lucy went and embraced him.
"I know we ask too much for you, and I'm guilty of it to, but we're like this because we only want the attention of our only brother" explained Lucy.
Her words manage to calm Lincoln down as he pulled away and began to wipe his tears, "Thanks kiddo, you know how to bring out the light in this dark and unforgiving world" said Lincoln.
"Any time big brother, so what are you gonna do now" asked Lucy, "Sigh, I'm gonna apologize to Lori for what I said and do whatever she wanted me to do, along with the rest of our sisters" sighed Lincoln.
"I'll be sure to do something nice with you later on" smiled Lucy as Lincoln began to undo the barricade to his bedroom and made his way to Lori and Leni's room.
Taking a deep breath, Lincoln readied himself to be berated by Lori and whatever objects she'll throw at him, before entering her room.
"You twerp" said Lori as she threw her pillow at Lincoln, "Lori calm down, I came here to apologize" grunted Lincoln as he dodged a box of tissues Lori threw at him.
"You always do this to me, first you insult me, and then apologize like it's some kind of sick game, well I'm fed up with it" Lori said before crying into her pillow.
Now feeling completely bad, Lincoln crawled in bed with Lori and clingged on to her, as this startled Lori, "You're right this is a cruel game I seem to always play with you, and I'll try to do better next time, so Lori please hear me out when I say that I'm sorry" said Lincoln.
Seeing the remorse on his face and hearing the sincerity in his voice, Lori decided to bury the hatchet and hug her brother back.
"You're still a twerp and a selfish jerk" said Lori, "I know" said Lincoln as he knew this was Lori's way accepting his apology, "Did I forget to mention that your also an emo little turd" "Heh that's a new one".
Sharing a laugh, Lincoln and Lori sat up as Lincoln passed Lori some tissues to wipe her face, "Alright so what is it do you want me to do for you" asked Lincoln.
"I need to go to the comic book shop and collectors store, I want to get Bobby something that reminds him of the anime both you and him are watching" said Lori, "Oh you mean SPYR" Lincoln said nonchalant, "Yup, now let's go".
Later on
Shortly after helping Lori with getting a gift for Bobby, Lincoln was then tasked to do something for all of his sisters that day, well almost all of them.
By the end of the day, Lincoln was tired as was ready to call it a day and finish reading his favorite graphic novel crossover consisting of Ash Williams and Cassandra Hack.
That is until he heard a knock on his door, "Lincoln are you in your room" asked Lucy sweetly, "Shoot so close" Lincoln said as he didn't mind doing favors for Lucy since she was always willing to pay him back right away with sincerity.
"Doors open" said Lincoln as Lucy made her way inside, "What's up Luce, need me to do something for you" asked Lincoln, "Yes, could you come down stairs" said Lucy as she took her brothers hand and dragged him downstairs.
"What's going on" asked Lincoln before he was brought to the couch, "I convinced the girls to let you enjoy watching SPYR tonight on the living TV, while I went and got you your favorite" Lucy said as she presented a plate lined with nuggets and tatter tots with mustard on the side.
"Thanks Lucy, this really means a lot to me after the day I had" smiled Lincoln as they both sat down to continue watch SPYR.
Even when agreed to let Lincoln enjoy tonight, that didn't mean he was free from his sisters joining in.
"Kill that giant bug" cheered Lynn as they were on episode 8 of season 1 of SPYR, where team SPYR and, their sister team, team ARCC had just form and were facing up against a Nevermore and a Deathstalker.
"As fascinating as this show is, I found it hard to believe that anyone, let alone a fifteen year old of that height and petite figure to go into combat wielding nothing but 'high caliber rifles that just happen to turn into giant scythes', and the fact she wields not 1 but 2 with ease, makes it even harder to believe" commented Lisa.
"Who cares about that, I think Sapphire Scilla looks totes amazing, in her outfit" commented Leni, "I wonder if they have a little miss Goth or Victorian competition" pondered Lola.
"Could you all keep it down, I'm trying to watch this" said Lincoln, "Sorry Lincoln, we know you like to focus your attention on Sapphire" teases Lori as he got a collections of 'Ooh's' from his sisters.
"So what, she's my waifu and I'm proud of her" growled Lincoln, "For a fictional woman, your waifu is far from being 2 dimensional" joked Luan to which no one laughed at.
"Girls, come on let's just enjoy the show with Lincoln" ushered Lucy as everyone silent down for the final confrontation with Sapphire being able to decapitate the Nevermore.
"I'll admit this show has a rockin sound track" commented Luna, "Wonder what that giant bird taste like in soup" asked Lana as Lincoln decided to sigh an enjoy the show while he can.
Eventually the day ended and everyone was turning in for the day as Lincoln had stripped down into his black boxer briefs and was ready to read some more graphic novels till he was truly tired.
Though like today, his moments of solace was interrupted when he heard something rapping at his door as he began to sigh.
Opening the door, Lincoln saw it was Lucy in her night wear, consisting of casual pink short shorts and small white tank top.
"What's up Lucy" asked Lincoln calmly, "Just wanted to say good night and sorry for ruining your night again" said Lucy, "You didn't ruin my night".
"In fact neither you nor our sisters ruined my night, the fact you were there commenting and taking interest in SPYR made me happy to know that my sisters are taking part in sharing what I'm interested in" said Lincoln as he smiled at Lucy.
"In fact I should be thanking you for as always helping me out Lucy" said Lincoln as they both hugged it out, and stayed there for a minute.
While the moment should be a sweet one, it was ruined when Lynn came into the halls and jaw dropped at the sight before her.
Her preteen younger brother, dressed in his skivvies, and her younger, not even a preteen yet, sister dressed in a tank top and booty shorts were embracing each other.
And given how Lincoln is at that age already, and along with being so adamant about his weirdly love and obsession towards his waifu, and the fact Lisa has shared Lincoln internet history of a few racy photos of his waifu, and well.
"Mom ! Dad! Lincoln is perving on Lucy again!" shouted Lynn as Lincoln went wide eye in horror as he and Lucy quickly pulled away from each other and were blushing madly.
"Lynn no, it's not what it looks like" shouted Lincoln as Lucy felt bad for officially making Lincolns night a lot more darker, pun intended.
And I'm going to end it here, I hope you guys like it and brace yourselves as more chapters are to arrive, and keep in mind I've no idea as to what sort of direction this story is going towards from here on out, but I mean that in a good way to leave it for you guys to speculate on.
This has been your Humble Narrator Tobi Yaza. =3