Fate/Kyon's Order: Arcueid's Arrival

A Haruhi Suzumiya & Fate/Grand Order Crossover Fan Fiction

by Derald Snyder

Part 14- Showdown With Kama

Beyond the final doorway was darkness, the floor being represented as a virtual gird with a red-tinted color, an unnatural light glowing from below... "Whoa... is this what SERAPH looked like?" Kyon asked as he took in the sight.

"Well, it was a grid, but blue-tinted, and you could see the ocean outside," Haruhi answered. "This almost looks like outer space, though..."

"But why would the bottom of Kama's Ooku look like this?" Kasuga-no-Tsubone pondered.

Just then, Parvati took control. "Ananga... the formless love that spreads through the universe," the goddess recalled. "That's what this is, isn't it, Kama?!"

"You understand correctly... not that I'm surprised." A blue-hot fire blazed up before the party, before dissipating to reveal Kama... while she looked mostly the same as the last time, there was now a massive pair of red horns atop her head, her whole body having taken on a red tint of sorts. "Welcome to the bottom of my domain, Masters of Chaldea. I have been expecting you."

"Holy shit..." Kyon's eyes went wide upon beholding the scantily-clad woman, instinctively hugging Haruhi a little tighter.

"I know, right? No shame at all," Haruhi said in mild disgust.

"She looks more like a Demon Lord than a goddess of love..." Ritsuka observed.

"Exactly, my dear Ritsuka-kun," Kama taunted. "After all, Kama's legend has sometimes been conflated with that of Mara, the Demon King of Sixth Heaven. The real one, not that fool imitator Nobunaga, mind you!"

"Mara? Isn't that guy usually portrayed as a penis-head?" Haruhi mused.

"Suzumiya!" Kasuga-no-Tsubone cried, scandalized.

"Only in the Shin Megami Tenshi series," Kyon snarked. "This form is definitely preferable. But wait, I don't get something. If you're Beast III's other half, why did it take so long for you to appear after the first half was defeated?"

"I suppose I can answer that query," Kama/Mara shrugged. "You see, I was being watched closely by other deities in the Hindu pantheon, to ensure I didn't cause any trouble. But then, one day, said deities suddenly vanished. I was free! And while there seemed to be a cloud barrier around India, I was able to push through with some difficulty. Took me a while to find a place where I could begin my proper manifestation as a Beast, however..."

"Cloud barrier...?" Haruhi wondered, before gasping as realization dawned. "That's it! You're not the Kama from Proper Human History! You're from the Indian Lostbelt!"

"So you finally figured it out. And I thought you were the smart one, Suzumiya," Kama/Mara taunted.

"Where are my sisters?!" Passionlip suddenly cut in. "And Mother, for that matter?!"

"And where's Gudako?" Ritsuka demanded.

"I told you, Gudako's just fine," Kama/Mara retorted. "As for BB and the others..." She waved a hand, four data-cubes becoming visible, with BB herself suspended above them, tied with several coils of rope and a tape gag over her mouth. "I really must thank you, Passionlip, for the use of your Trash and Crash skill... made restraining your fellow Alter Egos so much easier. As if I would allow them to ruin my plans the same way they ruined my counterpart's! I've done my best to learn from her mistakes, as you can see..."

"Mmmph!" BB mumbled in protest, writhing in futility.

"How dare you! This is the second time I've been controlled against my will! You've made me angry, Kama!" Passionlip promptly fired off one of her claws, Kama flashing to the left to evade, before being forced to block Lip's other claw, managing to deflect it away with some effort.

"Lip! Keep your cool!" Haruhi ordered. "Remember what happened last time with Suzuka and Tamamo Cat?!"

"I remember all too well," Kiara chuckled.

"I know, that's why I'm sticking with long-range attacks!" Lip asserted, calling her claws back to her body.

"Oh, must this all end in violence?" Kama/Mara chuckled. "I think it should end in pleasure instead!" Suddenly, everyone was assaulted with waves of sensation, collapsing to their knees! Haruhi and Kyon immediately started making out, Parvati imagined her husband Shiva, Ritsuka imagined a scantily-dressed Mash, Koizumi imagining Kyoko Tachibana, Archetype: Earth starting to touch herself, Passionlip believing that she had a normal body, cupping her (imagined) smaller bosom with 'normal' hands... Even Tajima-no-kami was finding it hard to resist, his teeth gritted...

But Kiara remained standing, completely unaffected. "You know, this isn't too different from what I did when I had Ritsuka and the others in the palm of my hand..."

"What you did...? Ahhh!" Kama/Mara cried out in realization. "It's you! Beast III/R! I thought I suppressed you!"

"You clearly underestimated my resourcefulness, then," Kiara chuckled, before flash-stepping over to Archetype: Earth, digging her sharp nails into the vampire's shoulder, causing her to cry out in pain! "Snap out of it, Arcueid. If you truly are an Ultimate One, now would be the time to prove it!"

"Y, yes! You're right!" Archetype: Earth grunted, standing straight, taking a deep breath... "Marble Phantasm!" Immediately Beast III/L was hit and restrained by several chains from nowhere... "Come forth, Millenium Castle Brunestud!"

(Music- 'Theme of Archetype: Earth', Fate/Grand Order)

The area was engulfed in light, soon fading to reveal a beautiful evening landscape with blue flowers covering the hills, their petals floating through the air, an elaborate castle rising behind the party, a gigantic full moon suspended in the night sky. The effect was immediate, everyone snapping of the pleasure-trance that the Beast had inflicted upon them, Kyon and Haruhi quickly untangling themselves from each other and standing back up. "This is my power, the power of the Moon Cancer, princess of the True Ancestors," Arcueid intoned, having transformed to her princess form, her hair floating behind her as it glowed with power.

"Whoa...!" Kyon looked around at the transformed landscape, clearly in awe.

"It's so pretty..." Haruhi gasped in disbelief.

"Wow..." Ritsuka breathed out, just as awestruck.

"Wait, did you say... Moon Cancer?!" Kama/Mara cried out, still struggling against the chains that bound her. "It can't be! I thought BB was the only one!" Behind her, BB chuckled knowingly through her gag.

"See what you get for making assumptions, dear Kama?" Kiara smirked. "And you thought you were better than me..."

"How... how dare you!" Passionlip screeched, her claws clenching. "How dare you tease me with an image of a normal body! You'll pay for this!" She began glowing with power... "Byrnhild Romantia: Even If Death Do Us Part!" Her claws fired off, hitting Kama/Mara several times over, before being recalled, Passionlip then charging forward with her claws opened like a clamshell, crushing the Beast between them in a spray of blood and gore!

"Oh, my... that was quite gruesome," Koizumi observed, looking a bit unsettled.

"Can't say she didn't deserve it, though," Kyon shrugged, though he looked a little queasy himself.

"Surely she couldn't have been defeated so easily..." Tajima-no-kami muttered suspiciously.

"Good point," Haruhi concurred, before shouting, "Okay Kama, you wanna stop faking your death now?! If Kiara could survive getting insta-gibbed, so could you!"

(music fades out)

"Hmhmhmhmmm..." a voice chuckled from all around the party. "So you knew I was playing possum, did you? I admit I underestimated Miss Moon Cancer here, but that comes to an end now..." A dark void opened before the group, showing cosmos... then Kama reappeared.

Then another Kama appeared.

Then another.

Then another and another and another and another and another and another and...

"Ohhhh shiiiiit," Kyon grimaced, the blood draining from his face...

*To be continued...*