Yay, my first Invader Zim oneshot! Yaaaay!
Taco Day.
Zim slept in his human home, dreaming of ruling those… Dirty monkeys when he felt weight crushing him. "Ziiim, get up! You know what day it is today?" Gir asked, bouncing on him, wearing a Krazy Taco hat. "Is it…RULE OVER ALL OF MANKIND DAY?" Zim asked, his red eyes shining. "No…Today is…TACO DAY!" Gir bounced even harder on top of the Irkian boy. "-Wheeze- GIR –wheeze- Get off -wheeze- Of me! –Wheeze-." Gir jumped off and ran towards the door, putting on his doggy suit. "I WANNA GO TO THE KRAZY TACO!" He screamed, putting a piggy and 3 cupcakes in his empty head.
They walked side by side to the Krazy Taco, unaware that Dib was watching them through the hedges that lined the sidewalk. "Now, Zim. Today, I will put an end to your evilness." The bigheaded kid grabbed a net and threw it towards Zim and Gir, only to miss and catch a rottwieller. The angry dog jumped on him and ripped him to near shreds.
Once the two reached the Krazy Taco. Zim bought his 'canine companion' 30 tacos and they wolfed them all down when something caught Gir's eye. "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION! I WANNA PLAY! Please, Zim. I really wanna play." Gir said, his eyes filling up with tears. Zim handed him a 5 dollar bill and Gir ran up to the machine. "SELECT MUSIC!" The voice said. "I want this one!" Gir said, pressing the play button on 'Waka Laka' Gir moved his feet around on the colored arrows as the cute song played. By the end of the song, Zim began to scream he was normal and a group of teens picked Gir up to celebrate it was the first time he ever played and he cleared 'Heavy' with a 'AAA'.
"I liked that song." Gir said, popping another taco in his mouth.
I know it sucks. Review.
Love, from Kiramisu.