A/n Chapter 2! Yayz! Doncha love imagining all the people in Naruto as friends? I just love when they do missions together in the anime
Quote Takeno-Kun- I don't give a damn what others think of fillers, as long as they are funny They are fine by me.
"Whos that?" Sakura whispered in the silence that followed after Sasuke's abrudt arrival. "Only the best most wonderful guy in the world!" Ino said dreamily. "My boyfriend Sasuke-kun!" That statement was immediently followed by boo's.
"Quit lying Ino-teme, You're his Ex and will always only be that!" "He only dated you for one day and that was cause you blackmailed him!" Was some of the statements that flew across the room
"Who the hell do you think you are teme!" Naruto yelled up at the boy who had just hit him. "Your blocking my way to my desk." Sasuke said stepping over Naruto to get to his desk in the back. "That dosent give you the right to hit people!" Naruto yelled furiously.
Sakura jumped up holding him back. "Naruto-kun stop! Its ok Sasuke-kun just didn't know his strength is all!" Sakura said hearts in her eyes. "Isnt that right Sasuke-kun."
Sasuke ignored the girl whom he didn't even know the name to. In fact, he didn't know the names of half the class and he didn't really care to start finding out. Naruto growled slightly turning over and crossing his arms poutingly. "Look Naruto-kun lets just go get our seats." Kiba said grabbing Naruto's arm and pulling him away from Gaara. "Whatever…" Naruto said his pout in full swing as he took his seat and Sakura kept trying to talk to Sasuke.
"Naruto-kun…are you okay?" Hinata asked as the two boys came back and Naruto just plopped down.
"Of course Im alright Hinata, Im made of stronger stuff then that!" Naruto said only half braggingly as he wasn't really in the mood anymore. "Anyways whos the teachers of this class?" He asked looking around as all the seats were taken but still no sign of a teacher.
"Me." Suddenly a man wearing a mask appeared in the doorway. How he got his white hair to stand up like that Naruto pondered for a few seconds till. "New students up here!" The teacher said as he approached his desk. "Iruka-sensei is absent today…he er…had a rough time last night."
Students started giggling as Ino whispered to Sakura as the girl stood up. "We think Iruka-sensei and Kakashi-sensei are" She had to pause to giggle some more and hold up her pinky finger. "an item!" "This caused more giggles as you can only imagine what hormone and testosterone driven kids their age could think of, not to mention the sentence rough time last night suited their needs perfectly.
"Hai, Here Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura said as she reached the front, Naruto dragging his feet behind her. Kakashi turned from the board to face them. Minutes dragged by as Kakashi looked the both of them up and down and he sighed. "I keep hoping they'll get cute ones…" HE muttered and turned with a wave as if to dismiss them.
"NAANDAIYO! I AM CUTE! IM SEXY!" Inner Sakura began yelling throwing fists at a toy Kakashi while Naruto just went back to his seat shivering slightly. For once in his life he was glad he wasn't that good-looking, who knows what that teacher would have done.
"Kakashi!" A yell suddenly rang through the classroom and they turned to see a man with a scar across the middle of his face, his black hair in a ponytail looking tired and angry. "Ah Iruka, Glad you could make it." The man ran up angrily to Kakashi. "Its your own damn fault for losing the key to those handcuffs, I had to use the whips to…" The man trailed off as he suddenly realized the class was completely silent listening to every word. "Err…nevermind…" The man said. "Lets just start class." He turned from them face red as Kakashi called roll.
"Lunch! Finally!" Naruto said loudly as he ran out of the classroom. "Hey Naruto was it?" A kid with black hair said sticking a finger in his ear. "You mind being a bit quieter? Your voice kept waking me up." HE said yawning somewhat as he walked out of the classroom next to Kiba. "Hes just having a bit of fun!" Kiba said punching Naruto lightly in the arm. "Besides Your gonna sleep your life away at this rate Shikamaru!" He said laughing as they walked towards the cafeteria.
Sakura ran off with her new friend Ino and Hinata that later two talking a mile per minute and getting all the details on some girls she was about to meet named Tenten and Temari while Hinata just stood quietly behind them
Shikamaru yawned again. "Better then playing pranks all the time. Tch…so troublesome." He said looking off. "Nani? But its fun!" Naruto said as he grabbed a tray. "Hey watch me get Shino." Kiba said grabbing his tray and scooping a brown something on it. "Its not going to work, it never works." An overweight boy said walking up to them stuffing chips into his mouth. "Tch Just watch me Chouji!" Kiba said setting the tray on the ground right in front of the doorway. Moments later it opened, Naruto and Kiba straining their necks to see in line while Shikamaru all but fell asleep on his tray since the line was moving so slow.
A boy wearing sunglasses and an oversized coat walked through, stepping on the tray on just the right spot to cause the food to go the oppisite way. "Kiba…" The boy said walking up and taking his tray. "Awww again! Why don't you ever fall for it!" Kiba whined as some girls screamed when they stepped into the muck.
"Fall for what?" Shino asked looking at him with his flashing sunglasses as if he didn't realize what Kiba had done. "Wow Kiba, you've got some work to do." Naruto laughed thumping him on the back. "Id like to see you try and get this guy!" Kiba said under his breath as they finally got their food. "I bet I could!" Naruto said in his loud way as Shino just ignored them and Chouji woke Shikamaru up long enough for him to get his food. "Oh really? Then lets have some fun with this." Kiba said a weird gleam in his eye. "The first one to get Shino gets 30 bucks, the loser has to do his laundry." He said smirking as a boy in green suddenly jumped in front of them.
"A bet I hear?" The boy asked as Naruto stared gaping at the boys eyebrows and bowl shaped haircut. "Betting is the way to adulthood!" He said tears streaming down his face. "Our Little Kiba is growing up!" He said now fully bawling on Chouji's shoulder who just patted his back, ate another chip, patted his back.
"Whos this Fuzzy-brows?" Naruto asked pointing at him with his thumb as Shikamaru tried to tell him to be quiet. "Forget Lee." Kiba said as they walked outside and plopped down under a tree. "Do we have a bet or what?" He asked smirking again. Naruto looked thoughtful for a second (Yes thoughtful) "Fine by me! First one to get Shino wins!" He said clasping hands with Kiba.
Shino just ignored them, playing with a bug on his hand as Lee calmed down somewhat enough to comment on the wonderful weather despite the coming winter.
A/n Hehe I hope yall think this is funny cause I do. And I like funny. The world isnt right if there was no funny stories! Now Pls Remember to Review! I know I don't really have a plot going here but well see what happens now that I have them making bets XD
