It was a nice day for anything when Kid Icarus felt his stomach growling and normally that would mean he was hungry but nope Pit had to fart so he did.
"This story stinks." Pit admitted upon pinching his nose. "Surely there's something else to it besides its literal use as shitposting."
Boy would that stinky angel get his answer because he was suddenly bombarded by fangirls who wanted him all to themselves.
"Why is it always me that gets into these stinky situations?" Pit cried out since she was sure that he pooped his pants from his fart gas passing turning into an actual shit storm.
Hades chuckled upon hanging around within the shadows. "Oh you stupid idiot; it's just going to be worse for you...!"