Chapter One
"Damn it," A tall man with long red hair and deep red eyes released a puff of secondhand smoke into the air. "Where the freaking hell are we?" He looked around at the three men he traveled with.
"Now, now, Gojyo, calm down," Gojyo's best friend sighed as he watched his impatient friend grow angrier by the minute.
"Hakkai," Gojyo looked at the brown haired man who wore a monocle over his right eye. "We're not in Shangri-la anymore if you haven't noticed!"
"Stop it, you perverted water sprite," a short boy with brown hair and gold eyes looked up at Gojyo as he rested against the green jeep. "Didn't you see it""
"Goku," A priest with shoulder length blond hair cocked the hammer back on the small silver gun he carried. "The bastard doesn't know what you're talking about." He faced Gojyo and pulled the trigger.
Gojyo yelled and dodged four bullets. "You phony monk! What the hell was that for!"
The blond put his gun away and lit a cigarette. "Hakkai, where are we""
"Sanzo," Hakkai replied, looking around. "I don't know."
Gojyo stood beside Goku and Hakkai. Sanzo was still sitting in the jeep. They looked around. They were in the middle of a field surrounded by forests as far as they could see. In the center of the field was an old dried up well.
"I swear," The well sighed.
Sanzo, Goku, Gojyo, and Hakkai turned to the well, weapons in hand.
"If Inuyasha doesn't say he's sorry this time"" a girl with long dark hair climbed out of the well.
"It's a girl!" Goku said.
"I can see that, Goku," Hakkai laughed nervously, relaxing and watching her pull a yellow bag out of the well behind her.
"Well, what are you going to do?" Goku looked at Gojyo.
Gojyo lit a cigarette. "She looks like no fun whatsoever."
The girl stood upright and flipped her hair over her shoulder. She wore her green high school uniform and carried a yellow backpack.
"Hey," Goku walked over to her. "Do you have any food""
SLAM!
Sanzo put away the large paper fan. "Shut up, you damn monkey!"
"Is that all you think about"! You're a freaking bottomless pit!" Gojyo stomped on Goku.
"Please excuse us," Hakkai laughed nervously as he looked at the teenager.
"That's alright, who are you?" She replied.
"I am Cho Hakkai, pleased to meet you. This is Son Goku, Genjo Sanzo, and Sha Gojyo," Hakkai smiled kindly.
"My name is Kagome Higurashi. Are you demons?" She looked at them.
Hakkai, Goku, and Gojyo were stunned for a moment, Sanzo stood silently.
"We don't know where we are," Sanzo finally said.
"Oh, well," Kagome looked at Sanzo. "This is Feudal Japan. I'm from the twenty first century. Where are you from""
"J-Japan?" Hakkai gasped. "The Feudal Era""
Kagome nodded.
"Holy shit, how the hell did we end up here?" Gojyo took a drag on his cigarette.
"Kagome," Goku looked at her. "Is India anywhere near Japan""
Kagome couldn't help but laugh. "What does that have to do with anything""
"We're from Shangri-la. Apparently we've been teleported here from India in some freak accident," Hakkai said.
"From India?" Kagome was astounded.
"Kagome! Kagome! Kagome!" A small boy with a pony tail and a fluffy tail ran to Kagome and dove into her arms.
"Shippou!" Kagome smiled. "It's so nice to see you again!"
"Kagome!" Shippou exclaimed, hugging her shoulder. "Inuyasha has been picking on me again!"
"Kagome, get back away from them!" A man with short dark hair dressed in a Buddhist monk's robes yelled to Kagome. "They're demons!"
"What is he supposed to be?" Gojyo laughed his arm around Goku's neck. "He looks like some cross dresser."
Goku burst into laughter. "Yeah, he sure does!"
"How can he tell we're demons?" Hakkai asked; a new seriousness in his eye.
"Miroku, do you think they're Naraku's toys?" A man with long silver hair dressed in a red kimono walked next to the monk. Atop his head were two dog-like ears.
"T-toys?" Gojyo's eyebrow twitched. "Listen, buddy, the only toy I am is with the ladies, got it""
"Oh no!" Shippou cried. "It's another Miroku!"
"No, Shippou, I don't think anyone's worse than Miroku," a woman with black hair pulled into a pony tail carried a large boomerang and stood beside Kagome.
"Sango," Kagome looked at her. "They're from India, from Shangri-la."
"Shangri-la my ass," the boy with dog ears crossed his arms.
"Inuyasha," Kagome growled at him.
"Alright, let's get a few things straight," Sanzo cocked his gun. "No one tells me what to do; no one gets in my way. If they get in my way, I'll shoot them. Got that""
Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippou, and Inuyasha stood in shock at the stern words Sanzo had bestowed.
"The looks on their faces," Gojyo was holding his side. "Priceless!"
Hakkai tried to refrain from laughing. "Don't mind him, please."
"You're demons. The three of you," Inuyasha sniffed the air.
"I'm a half demon, if you don't mind," Gojyo dried his eyes and stared at Inuyasha.
"That's the strangest looking half demon I've ever seen," Shippou bounced over to Gojyo and looked him over.
"What is this thing? Get it off!" Gojyo yelled, peeling Shippou from his shoulder and throwing him on Goku.
"Why'd you throw it on me, you stupid Kappa!" Goku yelled, throwing Shippou onto Sanzo.
Sanzo pulled the trigger and all was quiet once more. "I have a headache, you bastards!"
"What kind of demons are you?" Sango looked at Hakkai, Goku, and Gojyo.
"It doesn't matter what they are," Sanzo lit yet another cigarette. "They're demons, and if you ask me, their brains need more exercise than their bodies do."
"So," Gojyo walked over to Sango and draped his arm over her shoulders. "Are you doing anything later""
Sango growled and Miroku's vein pulsated.
SLAP!
Gojyo stared into the distance, a red hand mark on the side of his face. Sango stood beside Miroku, walking away calmly.
"Wow, that's not something you see everyday," Goku said.
"You never see a man hit on a girl?" Kagome asked.
"No, you never see a girl slap Gojyo. He's the biggest womanizer in Shangri-la," Hakkai said, seemingly proud of his best friend.
Kagome blushed. "Oh, okay,"
Gojyo regained his composure and walked back to the jeep to lean against it and smoke some more.
"How did I end up with these morons in some other dimension?" Sanzo asked himself, taking another drag on his cigarette.
"You're really getting on my nerves," Inuyasha looked at Gojyo.
"What have I done to you, buddy?" Gojyo walked over to Inuyasha.
"You just irk me the wrong way," Inuyasha sneered.
"You want to fight, is that what you're saying?" Gojyo growled his Shakujo forming in his grasp.
"What do you think I was saying" Inuyasha unsheathed his sword and everyone watched as it transformed, a larger blade with the power to slay one hundred demons in one swing.
"That is one big ass sword…" Gojyo looked up at its full length, "I'll still beat your ass." He rushed Inuyasha, his Shakujo out in front of him.
Inuyasha lifted his sword and caught the head of the Shakujo, forcing Gojyo to apply more strength.
Gojyo backed off, throwing the blade at Inuyasha, wrapping around the tetsaiga, "Do I still irk you?" pulling Inuyasha close.
"Yes!" Inuyasha tried pulling away, but couldn't without letting Gojyo have his sword. Gojyo kept pulling him closer, so they where almost touching, "W-What are you doing?"
"Heh, nothing you won't find interesting," their mouths almost touching.
Kagome, Sango, and Miroku watched the scene, expecting Gojyo to actually kiss their stunned friend, "Hey! What's going on! Why can't I watch!" Kagome had covered Shippo's eyes.
"You're too young for this…On second though, I'm too young for this…"
Gojyo's blade had returned to the Shakujo. His hands placed on his shoulders, "Sucker," he smirked.
"What?" Inuyasha's eyes widened as he felt his feet fly from underneath him, feeling the affects of gravity as he felt himself reconnect with the ground beneath him, "Ouch…"
"You shouldn't let physical emotions play with your mind while you're fighting. It's a great way to loose." He held out a hand to Inuyasha, who grabbed it.
"Gojyo, quite fucking around." Sanzo looked towards the pervert who had used his womanizing skills to play with the dog demons mind.
Sanzo was silenced by the clapping that sounded from the trees at the edge of the clearing, "Youkai," Hakkai said.
"Very nice, I have not seen Inuyasha subdued like that for some time." a man with long silver hair walked out into the clearing.
"Sesshoumaru, what the hell do you want?"
"Why, just to see what the new demon forces in my lands are."
"You found out, now leave." Inuyasha growled.
"Who is this dude?" Goku asked, looked back from Sesshoumaru to Inuyasha.
Kagome replied, "Sesshoumaru. He's Inuyasha's rival and brother."
"Sounds like family issues that need to be solved."
End Chapter One
Okay, so that's it. Chapter one is done. What did you think? Strawberry wrote most of it, I just finished it with the fight scene. - Chapter two will be up soon. I promise!
Love, Annabella and Strawberry (She can be found in my fav. authors list)