Diclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. Blah blah. Why do I even have to write this?
Author's Note: A not-so-angsty-as-the-last-one AxelRiku drabble. Okay, well thanks to the RP that made me a fangirl of the pairing, I keep on imagining Riku in a maid outfit. The sad—or amusing—part is that he looks so much like a girl in it, he could so pull the look off. -gigglesnort- I need to stop abusing my muse.
Dress Up
"No way."
"Come on, it'll be fun!"
"You've gotta be kidding me."
Riku stared at the redhead, his left eye twitching in annoyance. He couldn't be serious, could he? He would never suggest an idea as stupid as that, right? Riku began to rub his temples, silently telling himself that there was no way this was actually happeneing.
Oh, but it was. Axel flashed the teen a grin while holding up a skimpy maid outfit that would usually only be seen in Halloween catalogs. His excited expression did not waver even when Riku said no.
"Riku, you know you want to," Axel cooed, still grinning.
The silver-haired teen snorted. "Yeah, like I've always wanted to dress up as a maid."
"It's a costume party," Axel whined. "You have to dress up as something!"
"A maid?"
He chuckled. "It'll go great with your figure, Riku. The girls will be jealous."
With a groan, Riku sat down on a leather sofa. This was why he hated going to Axel's place; the redhead always had some plot to torture him with. "You're hurting my masculinity."
"I don't know how to say this," Axel replied. "But your masculinity died the moment you learned what conditionor was used for."
"That's it, I'm leaving." Riku glared at his companion before getting up and walking briskly to the front door. He was about to turn the door knob when something tugged on his jacket's sleeve.
"I said no, Ax—"
Lips met his, causing Riku to momentarily forget what he was so angry about. He unconciously deepened the kiss, pulling Axel's body closer to his own. He could feel Axel grin and nudge Riku's lips apart with his tongue. With a moan of pleasure, Riku opened his mouth slightly, giving the redhead better access inside.
And almost too soon, Axel broke the kiss, smiling mischievously; in his hand was the maid outfit.
"Oh, fine," Riku muttered, snatching the outfit out of his lover's grasp. As he damned Axel to hell for using a cheap move to get his way, Riku retreated to Axel's bedroom to change.
To Riku's horror, the clothes had fit him almost too perfectly. He once again cursed Axel for knowing his size; hell, he probably had the outfit specially tailored to fit Riku. Fuming, he fidgeted with the zipper on the back of the dress.
"Dammit, stupid dress," Riku bit his lip, struggling to zip up the back. After finally accepting defeat for the second time in less than an hour, he opened the bedroom door to ask for Axel's assistance, and was tackled before he could even open his mouth.
"H-hey!" Riku gasped, his vision obscured by bright red hair. "What are you doing? The... the party!"
Axel merely smiled. "I'm sure they'll understand if we're a bit late. But don't you look cute?"
Riku blinked.
This was why he loved going to Axel's place.