This is going to be a total shit fest of fun so let me just tell you the things you need to know and get to the party already.
whatever happens with Nightraid.
Whatever happens in the Hellsing Abridged AU of AGK.
and also these lines are Jumpcuts.
[At might night]
"Alright. Is everyone Ready?" Najenda asked
"...Um boss...why are we doing this again?" Tatsumi asked
"Why are we doing what?" Najenda asked
"Um, Watching an alternate universe version of us?" Mine asked clearly annoyed.
"I mean, What even is the point?! It's probably going to be something extremely stupid!"
"I dunno, I'm kinda curious!" Leone said excitedly
"like how I will be like! or Akame! or Anyone else we know!"
"As am I." Sheele said
"Also as Am I." Even Susanoo admitted.
"Y-Your against this tho, Right Akame?!" mine asked
"...I say we do it." Akame answered
"I got some popcorns! Let's watch!" Chelsea said
"Okay. everyone seated and ready?" Bulat asked as he was holding the controller.
and everyone nodded
"okay, Let's go!"
and so, he pressed the play button.
The screen shows...One piece?
"...Oh god is this a One-piece version of us?!" Lubbock asked
"dear God not One piece! we'll be here for YEARS!" Mine yelled
"One piece isn't bad tho." Tatsumi pointed out
"But it drags for SO LONG! We won't even finish up watching because the Manga is FAR FROM DONE_"
But suddenly, The screen shows a room filled with blood and dead bodies.
"...Um...That obviously isn't one piece guys..." Tatsumi said
"yes we noticed." Akame said
"Wait wait Guys listen...I think some people are making out in this!" Lubbock yelled
"Oooh I need to see this!"
"Jeez Lubbock stop being such a pervert." Leone said
"Hmm...Aah yes...I love you Edward..."
"...Wait what?" Lubbock asked
"And I...Love you...Bella."
"OKAY I TAKE IT BACK I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS!" Lubbock yelled
"TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OOOOFF! I WILL NOT SUBMIT MYSELF TO WATCH THIS KIND OF CRAP!" Mine yelled as she tried to catch the controller from Bulat
"Whoa wait! calm down mine it's probably not that bad!" bulat said
"I don't really hate the twilight novels. so I can say that it's not that bad." Sheele said
"WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON!?" Chelsea yelled
"...What are they talking about? What's this 'Twilight'?" Akame asked very confused since she has never even seen the movies.
"You don't wanna know Akame." Tatsumi said
"I guess I was wrong." Najenda said as she sighed
"This will be the worst time of our lives_"
*Knock knock*
"hang on." The Edward retard walks toward the door
"Who is it?"
"oh you know~"
"...Wait...that sounded like," Tatsumi said as he, and the others all Recognized the voice.
*BANG!*
they all gasped as the Edward retard was shot
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!*
and more surprised as a girl in a long red overcoat and a red hat with glasses shot the Edward retard about 36 more times.
And the...They all noticed something shocking
"Wait...thats..." Leone said
"holy crap..." Lubbock said
"Isn't that?" Sheele said
"...Thats...Me..." Akame said
"A REAL fucking Vampire!"
"...Did she say VAMPIRE?!" Mine yelled
"Akame is a vampire in this Universe?" Chelsea said
"And she uses GUNS?!" Tatsumi yelled
"The gun part is WEIRD! And out of Character! Its so out of character its weird!" Lubbock yelled
"Hey Police girl, Do you have the target?" AluKame asked
"Hey, Thats me!" Mine said pointed at herself
"and I...I have a...Oooh my gosh..."
"Holy crap mine when did your boobs get that big?!" Leone asked
"Sh-Shut up!" Mine yelled and then turned to Lubbock and Tatsumi
"And you two better not get any funny ideas!"
"But they look so Big tho!" Lubbock yelled
"Do you WANT her to shoot you?" Tatsumi
asked with a sweat drop
"Okay, Master,"
"wait 'master'?" Mine and Akame both repeated
",My name is Mine. and yes, I have the target on sight." Mine said
"Well better take the shot. Your letting her get away." AluKame said
"Well if you would just give me a second to Constraint, I could_"
"She's getting away. She's running!" AluKame said
"I get it! I'm lining up the_" Mine tried to say but
"Going to miss it! Going to miss it!"
"Why...Is your other self doing that?" Mine asked
"I don't know." Akame said
"She sounds...Kina like a Jerk." Chelsea said
"Agreed." Susanoo agreed
"Just be quiet and let me_"
"Hey! Police girl! Hey, Police girl!" AluKame kept doing her thing
"Oh, WOULD YOU SHUT UP!?" mine yelled who was annoyed by Alukames voice at this point.
*BANG!*
And Mine shot the Bella retard from a mile away.
"THERE! I TOOK THE FUCKING SHOT! SHE'S DEAD! THERE IS BLOOD, EVERYWHERE!" Mine yelled
"...Oh you are just a treat~" AluKame said
"...Akame...Why did you say that in a...Seducing tone?" Mine asked
"...I don't know..." Akame answered
[One week earlier]
"Now I know what you're thinking: 'how did this come about?'." AluKame said
"...Is she talking to us?" Chelsea asked
"Maybe?" Tatsumi shrugged
"Well, It all started on a mid-night stroll through the woods. The air was clear, The moon was full, And I was dying to sink my teeth into something." AluKame said
"get it? Because I'm a vampire! Mwahahahaha! It's funny."
"...Oh her jokes are worse than Najendas." Leone frowned
"What was that?" Najenda said
"EEK Nothing!" Leone said scared to get hurt.
"So, you came! Too bad you're FAR too late!" A Vampire Priest said
"...What?" AluKame asked
"Everyone else is already dead!" The priest said and then held up Mine
"Except this little tart. But oh trust me, I STILL plan to kill her!"
"Hey get your hands off...the...other me!" Mine yelled
"Mmm-hm."
"But first, I'm going to RAPE her!"
"WHAT?!" Mine gasped
"NNNNeat." AluKame said
"WHAAAT?!" Mine gasped louder and turned to Akame
"Why are you so calm about this?!"
"...I...don't know..." Akame said
"But before I can do any of that, I'm Going to kill YOU!" The Priest finished
"Oh? See that would be intimidating if you were...Well intimidating!" AluKame mocked
"HAH! Roasted!" Leone laughed
"Grr Ae you mocking me!?" the Priest yelled
"Oh no, no no no no...Pff Yeah!" AluKame stated and then
*BANG!*
~SHOT THROUGH THE HEAAART!~
"WHAAAAAAAT?!" Mine yelled louder and turned to Akame who was also very shocked
"WHY'D YOU SHOOT ME JUST TO KILL HIM?!"
"...I don't_" Akame started
"DON'T GIVE ME THE SAME ANSWER AGAIN!" Mine yelled
"Also, Isn't the heart on the left side of the human body? She shot you through the right side." Tatsumi pointed out
"THAT'S what bothering you?!" Mine yelled
"Well that should about wrap things up here," AluKame said But then saw Mine on the grass choking on her own blood in her throat.
"Oh yeah, forgot about you."
"ASSHOLE!" Mine yelled offended that first she is shot, then is immediately forgoten.
"Sorry about that whole shooting you thing. but I know that if you lok deep within your heart...Which is currently all over that tree...You'll find a way to forgive me." AluKame said while Mine just looks at her still choking
"Awww jeez you look like a puppy! A Pink, eviscerated puppy!"
"Just help her You jerk!" Lubbock yelled
"Yeah! You shot her so fix it!" Bulat yelled as well
"Christ fine! I'll help you! But only because you got nice tits." AluKame said
"PERVERT!" Mine yelled
"...Why am I like this?" Akame asked herself
"So, That's your field report?"
"Hey! That's you boss!" tatsumi pointed out
"And...WOW you have both arms and eyes! No eyepatch!" Leone said
"Yes...I miss having both eyes..." Najenda said as she earned a pat on the back from susanoo
"Yep." AluKame said
"You went on a walk through the forest at night..." Najenda continued
"YYYep." AluKame nodded.
"You killed a homicidal vampire priest..." Najenda continued
"Dead." AluKame confirmed
"And then you turned someone into a vampire...Who happens to be a-"
"'Big-tittied police girl' Yes! like I didn't just get through explaining this." AluKame said
"...I'm a police in this?" Mine asked herself
"Now, If you don't mind, I got things to do." AluKame said
"What 'Things'? You don't do 'things'!" Najenda said
"Yes I do. I take enthusiastic walks through the woods." AluKame said
"...and Kill homicidal vampire priests?" Najenda asked
"VERY, Enthusiastic walks." AluKame answered
"...um...Akame?" Tatsumi asked
"I don't go out on 'Enthusiastic walks' Tatsumi." Akame said
[One week later]
"So, That's your field report?" Najenda asked
"Yep." AluKame said
"you broke into the house." Najenda said
"Yep." AluKame said
"And you shot him 36 times?" Najenda asked
"Actually_"
"37/37"
both Akame and her vampire self said at once
"How do you know?" Tatsumi asked
"I kept count." Akame answered
"And took out his partner." Najenda said
"To be fair, that was the police girl...With the big titties." AluKame said
"Are they going to keep calling me police girl?!" Mine asked
"Probably." Chelsea said with a smug grin
"Shut up!" Mine yelled
"...You need to stop going on walks." Najenda said
"Agreed." Najenda agreed
"And you need to hurry up and hook up some god damn DSL in here!" AluKame said
"...Why would anyone need DSL?" Tatsumi asked
"...What's DSL?" Akame asked
"I'll tell you later." Tatsumi said
"Ugh, Listen. I have an assignment in Ireland." Najenda continued
"Ooooh. I've never hunted a leprechaun before! Do you think If I shoot them with my gun, lucky charms will explode everywhere?" AluKame asked
"God seeing Akame acting like a total jack-off is seriously weird to look at." Lubbock said
"And annoying too." Mine frowned
"Sweet christ! Just get to Ireland and kill the vampire that's taken over the hospital!" Najenda said
"And bring the police girl with you."
"Aww come on! I have to bring her everywhere!" AluKame wined
"Ah ah ah~. None of the sass!" Najenda said
"Yes, MOOOOOM!" AluKame Frowned
"Heh. She sounds like a girl that can't take care of her puppy which said she'd take care of." Chelsea remarked
"I'd take good care of a pet though..." Akame said
[Capital]
"...Wait...Is that..." Tatsumi started
"HOLY SHIT Esdeaths here too?!" Lubbock gasped
"...In a nun outfit?" Bulat said
"Close to a church?" Susanoo said
"Smiling like a normal person?!" Leone asked
"...Is...Is esdeath...A CHRISTAN in this?!" Najenda yelled, and everyone else was very shocked at this
"So what can I do for you Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan." Esdeath asked
"...Wha_" Najenda tried to asked
"Ah who is also a Italian." Esdeath finished
"...that is...The stupidest name...I've ever heard." Mine said
"Tell-A-Me Anderson,"
"Wait, ANDERSON?!" Everyone gasped at her new name
"What is your favorite thing to do?" Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan asked
"Spreadin' the word and love of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world. Teachin' peace and love for all!" Esdeath answered
"...NOPE! LALALALALA I'm not hearing this! I'm noth believing that Esdeath can be THIS NICE TO ANYONE!" Najenda said not wanting to believe what she was watching.
"She'll have something dark to show soon enough." Akame said
"Come on guys. It's really not bad at all! I mean, Esdeath seems happy in this alternate_"
"And-A killing-A Vampires?" Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan asked
"Ah, just try to fuckin' stop me." Esdeath answered
"...huh?" Tatsumi said
"Wait..." Najenda said
"And what about...protestants?" Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O_Oh fuck it, he old man with the long name asked again
"Second verse, same as the first! Now put me on an air mantra so I can put 'em on a herse!" Esdeath said
"...Phew...Good to know I was right." Najenda sighed
"Called it." Akame said
"Hey, Police girl! Police girl! This is AWESOME! You should join in. Seriously, there's like 40 zombies in here! Just one shot to the head and they EXPLODE!" AluKame said while Mine sat out and then she shot a zombie down
"this is like 'resident evil'! Only like, A 100 more times awesome!"
Then, Mine jumped into the hospital
"Ugh, fine! I'll shoot some of the rotten bastards! Can't be that much fun,"
Then she shot a zombie through the head and her eyes then turn red
"...Of fuck the hell Yes."
"Whoa, that's kinda cool." Tatsumi admitted.
And so, Mine began to rip through the zombies with ease.
"Shit didn't know you had it in you mine!" Leone praised
"Sweet black-fucking-sabbath. If I wasn't holding out for that beast of a woman Najenda,"
"Say WHAT?!" Najenda yelled while Akame was also shocked as well
"Wait, you two got a thing for each other?" Leone asked
"N-no!" Akame yelled
"I'd fuck the red right out of those eyes!" AluKame finished
"WHAAAAAT?!" Mine yelled and turned to Akame
"AKAME!"
"I really don't know!" Akame said
but then, Mine was stabbed by...Several Ice swords from behind!
"WHAAAAAAAAT?! Who did that?!" Mine yelled
"What kind of like that. only with less symbolism and more my fingers in your vagina." AluKame said
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Mine yelled and Akame was feeling embarrassed.
"*Sniff*, Huh?" AluKame turned around and saw Esdeath walking out the corner
"Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here. OH if isn't the catholic church! And what's this? No little time glued to your crutch! Progress!"
"EW!" Chelsea said
"AAAH That's so gross!" Leone yelled
"What is she talking about? Who is timmy?" Sheele asked
"She's talking about pedophilia you idiot!" Lubbock yelled, and Sheeles cheeks turned red as a tomato.
"Ah and look at what we got here!" Esdeath said as well
"A BLOODY HEATHEN!"
"Excuse me, but I am a 'FUCKMOTHERING VAMPIRE'!" AluKame said
"...What?" Akame asked
"I killed A LOT of people to earn this title, and I deserve to be called such."
"...that's wrong." Akame said
"That is wrong, on SO many levels."
"Well then, Mind If I ask you your name?" Esdeath asked
"Only if you give yours first, Nun-pist," AluKame said
"Fine, I'll give you the courtesy. The names_"
"Alexandra 'Esdeath' Anderson."
"...Oh fuck all kinds of duck." Najenda said
"Her names Alexandra now?" Tatsumi said
"That's a weird name tp give Esdeath of all people." Leone said
"You have been chosen, To reveal my existence to the world!" Esdeath said as she raised her Ice swords that she created
"You will witness what happens here today, And you will tell of it later." then she formed her Ice swords into a cross
"EXEPT YOU WON'T! CAUSE I'LL HAVE KILLED YA! HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!"
"...Well she sure sounds more crazy here." Leone said
"And scarier." Lubbock said with a sweat drop.
"Oh my. Brilliant speech. and unoriginal." AluKame said
"Unoriginal?" they all repeated.
"That's totally from 'Boondock saints'." AluKame said
"Oh yeah! I knew I heard that speech somewhere before." Leone said
"WHA?! No it isn't! I came up with it a week ago!" Esdeath said
"Whatever." AluKame said not giving a shit
"We're here for the vampire."
"The only ones here are your sorry pale-arse." Esdeath said
Mine tried to talk as she was choking again
"Yeah yeah gimme a minute." AluKame said
"BITCH!" Mine yelled.
"So what do you want anyway? The nearest elementary school is at least 10 kilometers away." AluKame joked
"OH DEAR GOD!" Leone yelled
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!?" Chelsea yelled
"Please stop..." Akame pleaded to her Vampire self
"It is your corrupt acclaim! It is your EVIL that will be sought by me with every breath!" Esdeath continued
"...that's still boondock saints." Leone facepalmed
"Boondock. Saints." AluKame facepalmed as well
"Seriously, you must have watched that movie Religiously!"
"...Is that...A Religion joke?" Tatsumi asked
"heheh. get it?"
"there's your answer." Bulat said
"Okay, you know what? Fuck it. Ice Knife." Esdeath said
"Ice knife?" AluKame repeated
*STAB!*
"GRAH!" And then Esdeath threw two swords ade of ice into the sides of her neck!
"Whoa!" Everyone gasped
"Master!" Mine called out
AluKame aimed her gun toward Esdeath
"Boom!"
*BANG!*
And she shot Esdeath in the head!
"Headshot!" She said
"...Wow. That was...Actually pretty easy." Leone commented
"...And anticlimactic." Lubbock said
"...Far too easy and anticlimactic." Najenda said
"Well, now that that's over, how about we go back to my place for a bowl of my favorite cereal, 'count choc_"
*SWING*
~DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOON!~
"HOLY SHIT!" Leone yelled
"Dear god!" Lubbock gasped
"She-She-she beheaded Akame!" Sheele stuttered
"But didn't she get shot through the freakin' head?!" Mine asked
"Well, Now that THAT's over, How about we got back to my place for a bowl of my favorite cereal, 'Frankenber_" Esdeath started as the hole in her head was healing, and then she saw that Mine took AluKames head and ran
"oh, SON OF A PROTESTANT WHORE!"
"She can heal even after getting shot THROUGH THE HEAD?!" Chelsea asked
"Okay, HACKS! I CALL HACKS!" Mine yelled
"Akame, are you okay?" Tatsumi asked
"...I just saw myself get Decapitated." Akame answered
"...Yeah. I'll be fine." She then finished her answer
"Well, You know what time it is~" Esdeath said and pulled 2 ice swords and a text appear under her, saying
'R A P E'
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mine yelled and then jumped up into Akames arms of all people
"M-Mine?!" Akame gasped
"GET THAT PSYCHO AWAY FROM ME!" She yelled as she was very much scared while hugging Akame in fear
"...Well...Prepare thy anus Mine." Lubbock joked
"SHUT THE HELL UP LUBBOCK!" She yelled
"See? This kind of shit is why I stopped going to church." Mine said while walking through the hallway with an ice sword stabbed in her back and AluKames head in her hands
"I'm glad I did!" Mine yelled while still hugging Akame in fear of being raped by a christen Esdeath
"Polliiiice giiiirl...Pooooolliiiiiceeee giiiiirrrllll...you are reading your masters miiiiiind..."
"Holy crap Akame's Vampire self is still alive!" Leone yelled
"she's going to tell her what to do to fight back against Esdeath!" Tatsumi stated
"Put my head between your boooooobs..."
"...Wha?" Tatsumi was dumb founded
Then, Mine turned to Akame with a blushing face while Akame looked back at her very embarrassed
"...I really don't know Mine. You have to believe me."
*Slap!*
Everyones eyes widened at what came next.
"Ow..." Akame said as she rubbed her cheek and Mine sat away from her
"You're all so disgusting!" She huffed
"Wow...Mine just slapped Akame..." Tatsumi said in shock
"You don't see that everyday." Lubbock said in shock as well
"Now I'm alone...The only one I had left was you..." Mine said as she puts her head between her boobs while hugging her
"DON'T GIVE THAT PERVERT WHAT SHE WANTS!" Mine yelled
"But...I'm not a pervert..." Akame said very saddened that she is being the pervert
"It hurts. I know." Lubbock sympathizes with her.
"Very gooood...Now the next thing I want you to do is: Put me betweeeen your leeeeegs."
"AKAMEEEEEE!" Mine yelled very angry
*Stab!"
But suddenly, Her head was stabbed into a wall by Esdeath.
"God damn it!"
"Hah! Suck it!" Mine cheered
"Poor girl got blueballed." Lubbock said
"...Heh...BlueBalled...because Esdeath is-"
"Shut up lubbock." Akame frowned
"It's a shame for you lost your head, A careless vampire who wound up dead, you wore your sin like it was some kind of prize, too many lies...too many lies~." Esdeath said as she walked toward Mine with Ice swords
"Oh god she Rhymes!" Lubbock said
"Gotta admit, Esdeath Rhyming her words is pretty terrifying even for me." Bulat said
"As for me." Susanoo said shivering
"SHE IS GOING TO RAPE ME!" Mine yelled
'What do I do? What do I do?!' Mine thinks to herself
'...I...I could try seducing her...'
"WHAT?!" Mine yelled
'Wait no, I'm not an 8 year old child! SHIT!' Mine thinks to herself again
"Can you PLEASE stop with the pedophilia already?!" Lubbock yelled
"AAAh That's too much to think about!" Sheele yelled covering her face in embarrassment.
"Say your prayers Wee lass!" Esdeath said as she finally walked up to Mine from behind
"AAAAAH!" Mine yelled in horror
But then,
*Bang bang bang!*
"That girl belongs to me." Najenda said as she shot her ice swords into pieces before they make contact with Mine
"Yes! Najenda I Love you!" Mine yelled in happiness
"Heh. Your welcome Mine." Najenda said
"Well, Aren't you the naughty one!" Esdeath said
"Don't make me shoot you in the fucking head." Najenda threatens
"That's...Not gonna work tho." Tatsumi said
"Meh, It'll be worth it." Najenda said
"What the hell do you want, you crazy protestant bastard?!" Esdeath asked
"...I'm a woman. Like you." Najenda said
"Call yourself whatever you want, you crazy protestant bastard!" Esdeath said
"Wow. I hate this Esdeath more than the one we already know!" Najenda said
"That should be world record." Tatsumi said
"You do know this is a grave violation of our agreement?" Najenda asked
"And what part would that be?" Esdeath asked
"The part where your here. Killing my men!" Najenda answered
"And trying to Rape me!" Mine yelled
*swing!*
"Gah!"
*Swush!*
"AH!"
*CLANG!*
Esdeath killed her bodyguards and had her pressed against a wall with her ice swords while Najenda blocked with her one sword
"I have no idea what'cha're on about! I'm just here doin' my job!"
"You just killed my men in front of me you two-faced liar!" Najenda yelled
"Killin' vampires and werewolves and leprechauns! I never actually found one but do you thing cut one open with my ice knives it would spill out lucky charms!?" Esdeath asked
"...Isn't that what I just asked before coming to this mission?" Akame said
"Just shut up! where the HELL is AluKame!?" Najenda asked
"Oh her? I KILLED HER!" Esdeath yelled
"...Killed her?" Najenda asked shocked
"Decapitated." Leone added
"Cut off her bloody head!" Esdeath said
"Oh. well that's step one." Najenda said smiling
"What about 2 through 10?"
"...What?" Everyone asked
"Ah Christ!" Esdeath grunted
And suddenly Bats started to form around and AluKame came walking out smiling while her body parts formed one by one.
"...I...Came back?" Akame asked shocked
"You done goofed." AluKame said
"AKAME CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD?!" Chelsea yelled
"She resurrected." Susanoo stated
"Dang that's badass!" Leone cheered
"How the blood-socked, protestant hell did you do THAT?!" Esdeath asked
"FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW!"
"...PPFFFHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAA!" Leone suddenly began laughing uncontrollably
"Leone please don't laugh at that." Akame pleaded
"BUT THAT WAS SO FUNNY XD!" Leone yelled
"Hahaha! 'fuck you that's how'. HAHAHA THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!" Lubbock said laughing as well
"Didn't know you had it in you Akame!" Bulat said
"Please stop!" Akame Pleaded again
"You know what? I've had enough of this." Esdeath said as she opened her book
"To hell with all you dirty heathens!" and then disappeared
"Eat me! don't forget to write!" AluKame said
"Oh...Oh my god...We survived!" Mine said dropping on her knees
"And didn't get sexually assaulted by a crazy bitch of a nun." Mine said with relief
"You're still on that?" Chelsea asked
"YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS!" Mine yelled
"Sooo..." AluKame started
"what?" Najenda asked
"Do I get t go after her?" She asked
"No." Najenda answered
"Aww, Come on!" AluKame wined
"No and that's final!" Najenda ordered
"We got bigger things to worry about. Who ever is behind this vampire attacks, It has to be some kind of large organized group."
"Like the Empire?" AluKame asked
"That would be Retarded." Najenda said
"...It's the Empire." Tatsumi said
"Well duh." Mine said
"Obviously." Leone said
"Clearly." Chelsea said
"of course it is." Akame said
The screen now shows many Empire soldiers with prime minister honest as well
"Oh look. It IS the Empire." Lubbock said sarcastically
"Gee who could have seen that coming."
"Why is it always the empire?!" Mine yelled
"Gentlemen...We...Are the Empire..." Honest started
"SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!"
"And we...Will have waaaar~~~" Honet continued
"Why is he talking like that?" Bulat questioned
"I think he is holding a sneeze in." Sheele guessed
"Sheele that's retarded." Mine facepalmed
"SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!"
"And we...A-AND WE...HAAA-CHU!" Then he sneezed.
"BLESS YOU! BLESS YOU!"
"Wha...Aah...he...AAAh..." Mine mumbled dumb founded
"Oh! I was correct after all!" Sheele said smiling.
'...I hate my other self.' Akame said to herself mentally