Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans.

What fun! I hope you enjoy this one as much as I enjoyed writing it! Thanks to animeobsessed3191, cd lover, and Robyn J. for reviewing!

-Mother-

August 14th

Well, Mother did it again. Stopped by in the middle of my meditations and dragged me out to the park. Disgustingly cheerful, as always. Luckily no one was around- considering that it was pouring rain, I wasn't surprised.

…

Okay, so I went puddle jumping. I can't lie to a diary, can I? That'd just be sad. It was… fun. On a side note, I'm charging the dry cleaning fee to Azar.

September 7th

Another visit. Somehow she manages to time it so that the other Titans are out or asleep. This time it was at 1 in the morning. You'd think she'd have a bit more consideration for her daughter, right?

Of course not. So tea it was.

Who knew pickles and tea went together?

October 30th

Halloween. The perfect time for me to stay home and get some sleep. The others are out watching over kids, though we all know they're trick-or-treating too. Starfire took a while to get used to the concept, but when she did, she managed to pull everyone else out. I was supposed to stay back here in case anything happened.

Mother has a tendency to trample all over suppose to things. So I ended up as Tigger and she was Eeyore.

I personally thought that we should have been switched. It's like she stopped maturing mentally at sixteen! But… maybe that's why I love her so much.

After all, no matter what she's done… she's my mother.

December 29th

I'm worried. She hasn't come by in two months…

I'm thinking of going to see Azar myself.

January 3rd

Everything's fine. Apparently some dimension travelers happened upon the 'most friggin' peaceful place ever' and decided to conquer it.

They must have been surprised.

February 18th

I'll have to tell everyone else about her trips soon. Cyborg's gone and taken his security system apart over half a dozen times now, and can't find a single reason for the odd 'blips' in his data. Wouldn't he be surprised if I told him that was my mother dropping by?

March 1st

Well, don't need to worry about that. She 'ported right into the middle of lunch and sat there on the table, grinning like it was the most wonderful trick ever. Needless to say, they were a bit taken aback, and I don't blame them.

So can someone explain to me why she's out there doing Double Dutch on the helipad?

-Raven