Disclaimer-"As stated in Chapter 1 I do not own Tales of Symphonia, Kirby, or any character mentioned in this fic." Man Disclaimer are a waste of time

Authors Note: "well chapter 1 was my first try at a fic." "It didn't go as well as I planned, and I made a few Typos". "I'm going to try to make this chapter better than the first". Oh and Quotation marks will now be used." "Yay Quotation marks" """"" :Their so cute you just wanna Hug them, but I don't"

The Tales of Symphonia Interview Show!

Chapter 2: Kratos Aurion

"Hey Everybody! Its Time for THE TALES OF SYMPHONIA INTERVIEW SHOW! NOW HERES YOYR HOST! KIRBY!"

The Paper Mario Crowd once again erupts with cheer as Kirby steps to the stage

"Hey everybody!" Said Kirby. "Do you know why I'm here?" "Because your gonna interview Kratos?" asked an Audience member. "Nope" said Kirby. "I'm here because they wouldn't let me Co-Host Cookin with Raine". "At least I have a better interview person than Lloyd." "Anyway we have a great show for you today folks." "Were interviewing Kratos Aurion and I know how you people love him". The Paper Mario 2 crowd erupted with huge cheering.

"Now ladies and gentlemen I give you KRATOS AURION screamed Kirby". However Kratos didn't appear. "I said; give it up for KRATOS AURION!" Screamed Kirby. However Kratos still didn't appear. "Hey"! screamed a Paper Mario 2 audience member. "You said Kratos was gonna be on the show" "He is non important person" said Kirby. "Just wait a while I'm sure he'll come"

Kirby goes to the back

"Where's Kratos"? asked Kirby. "He's running late" replied an executive. "Just stall the audience until he comes". "Ok Fine" said Kirby.

Kirby goes back to the stage

"Um Kratos is running late so we'll just have to wait a little while". "I CANT BELIEVE THIS" yelled a female audience member. "I paid good money to see Kratos strip!" "Um, Kratos wasn't gonna strip" said Kirby.

All of the audience looks at the female audience member.

"Um, Kratos wasn't gonna strip" replied Kirby The audience member becomes quiet and sits down.

An executive comes to the stage and whispers to Kirby "Good news" Kratos is here" "Fine" said Kirby." "Bring him to the stage."

The executive left

"Ladies and gentlemen please give it up for KRATOS AURION" The Paper Mario 2 crowd erupts with huge cheer as Kratos walks on the stage.

"Its nice to see you Kratos" "Same here replied Kratos. "Anyways lets get down to the questions said Kirby". Question 1, why are you late? "Well said Kratos on my way here I was attacked by Fan girls wanting to get my autograph and strip off my clothes." "So I had to walk here instead of taking my Limo" "You walked here"? asked Kirby "You have wings" Why didn't you fly here". Um, well, The thought didn't occur to me actually" said Kratos. "Right" said Kirby. "Next question". "Question 2, what do you think of the Parings people try to put you in". "Well" said Kratos. "A lot of people ask me if I would be with Raine or Anna or Sheena" "Sheena"? asked Kirby? "Yea" said Kratos. " I don't like Sheena, but during the Heimdall/Tower of Salvation scene in disc 1 people claimed I was lokking at Sheena's. "Its pretty obvious what comes next" said Kratos. "Wow" said Kirby. "I'm surprised people think of a Paring as crappy as that" said Kirby. "Anyway Question 3". Do you agree with people saying your spoilers are too obvious"? "Sometimes" said Kratos. "They always say that me being Lloyds father was obvious but I don't really think so" "What did you think the first time you played the game Kirby". "Well" said Kirby. " The first time I saw you I thought you would be some Darth Vader character." "Are you serious" said Kratos. "Yep" said Kirby. "Anyway question 4, what are you doing with your career now". "I'm doing pretty good" said Kratos." I'm currently helping with the production of Tales of the Abyss." "I'm helping with the directing and I'm helping the characters with some of their Techs". "Great, more people with slow Judgement attacks" mumbled Kirby. "Hey" said Kratos. My Judgement attack wasn't that slow. "Right" said Kirby.

"Anyway we're out of time people, Tune in next time when we interview Genis Sage! On the Tales of Symphonia interview show on TALES! "Stop making me advertise people" Yelled Kirby.