Autohr's note: Yo! I'm the new Harry Potter fic writer in town. Don't bother to look through my stories to find another Harry Potter one, there isn't one. It's all Fruits Basket because the Sohmas shall rule the world. Anyway, this is incredably random, andplease continue!

Disclaimer: I ain't Natsuki Takaya as I've said before, and I ain't JK Rowling, either. I only own Micah, my insane character.

Warnings: OOCness-icity, Language, Crossdressing later on

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"Dance dance is the WAY they love, dance dance is the way they'd love me if they knew, OH, how misery loves ME-E-E-E-E-E-e." Micah sang, spinning in a circle. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting in a cirlce, watching the 16-year-old 7th-year sing and dance.
"Micah, you should be studying for the test that we have tommrow in Potions." Hermione said sternly.
"Aww!" Micah said. "Potions is boring!" She may have been a seventh-year, but she acter like a first. It didn't help that she looked like a fourth, either. "Anyway, THEY aren't studying and you aren't getting on to THEM!" she said, pointing at Harry and Ron. Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Well, YOU are the one that is making an "A" in Potions!"
"They aren't doing so hot, either!" Micah yelled. People were starting to stare. Hermione let out a sigh of exasperation.
"I'm going to the library." she said, leaving. Micah plopped down into her seat next to Harry.
"What's up with her?" Micah said.
"I don't know." the boys said.
"Anyway, I have another song in my head..." Micah said, then she sang, "And I say, heeeeeey Do you kiss on the first date? Heeeeeey Do you kiss on the first date? 'Cause I do, 'cause I do, 'cause I do, 'cause I do..." Ron smirked.
"Does she, Harry?" he asked.
"Shut up!" Micah said, leaning across Harry to hit Ron over the head. Ron rubbed his head.
"Damn, you hit hard, woman!" he said. Micah gasped.
"Is...it..."Micah started. "SENSELESS SWEARING TIME! DAMN!"
"What the hell!" Harry added randomly because he felt like it.
"Hoot!" Pidwigeon and Hedwig hooted. Ron stood up and streched.
"Hey, we're alone!" he said. "She's an extrodinary girl..."he sang.
"Huh? NO! I'M NOT SAFE!" Micah said, running up the stairs.
"What the..." the boys said. Then Hermione stalked through, and up to the dorms. Harry then went into his and Ron sat alone.
"LONLEYYYYYYY, I AM SO LONLEYYYYYY, I HAVE NO BODY, TO CALL MY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN..." he sang. Down on the dungeons, the Slytherins looked up to the celing.
"What the..."they said.
ZE END
"Dance dance is the WAY they love, dance dance is the way they'd love me if they knew, OH, how misery loves ME-E-E-E-E-E-e." Micah sang, spinning in a circle. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting in a cirlce, watching the 16-year-old 7th-year sing and dance.
"Micah, you should be studying for the test that we have tommrow in Potions." Hermione said sternly.
"Aww!" Micah said. "Potions is boring!" She may have been a 7th-year, but she acter like a 1rst. It didn't help that she looked like a 4th, either. Her dark blue hair was cropped short and she wore a clip with a cat on it, a red hat that looked like it had cat-ears on it, a dark red t-shirt that said "Safe-exit" over a gold and yellow-striped long-sleeved shirt, a dark red skirt with a gold safty pin on it, pink and white fingerless gloves, tall socks to her thighs, and black hiking shoes. "Anyway, THEY aren't studying and you aren't getting on to THEM!" she said, pointing at Harry and Ron. Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Well, YOU are the one that is making an "A" in Potions!"(RECAP: and A is Acceptable)
"They aren't doing so hot, either!" Micah yelled. People were starting to stare. Hermione let out a sigh of exasperation.
"I'm going to the library." she said, leaving. Micah plopped down into her seat next to Harry.
"What's up with her?" Micah said.
"I don't know." the boys said.
"Anyway, I have another song in my head..." Micah said, then she sang, "And I say, heeeeeey Do you kiss on the first date? Heeeeeey Do you kiss on the first date? 'Cause I do, 'cause I do, 'cause I do, 'cause I do..."(this song just came on -) Ron smirked.
"Does she, Harry?" he asked.
"Shut up!" Micah said, leaning across Harry to hit Ron over the head. Ron rubbed his head.
"Damn, you hit hard, woman!" he said. Micah gasped.
"Is...it..."Micah started. "SENSELESS SWEARING TIME! DAMN!"
"What the hell!" Harry added randomly because he felt like it.
"Hoot!" Pidwigeon(I spelled this withoput looking up how, that's sad.) and Hedwig hooted. Ron stood up and streched.
"Hey, we're alone!" he said. "She's an extrodinary girl..."he sang.
"Huh? NO! I'M NOT SAFE!" Micah said, running up the stairs.
"What the..." the boys said. Then Hermione stalked through, and up to the dorms. Harry then went into his and Ron sat alone.
"LONLEYYYYYYY, I AM SO LONLEYYYYYY, I HAVE NO BODY, TO CALL MY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN..." he sang. Down on the dungeons, the Slytherins looked up to the celing.
"What the..."they said.
ZE END