Autohr's note: I haven't written any more that this, so, yeah. I'm updating like crazy! Yay! Holy Haru, time to start the show! And just so you know in case you don't read-slash-watch Fruits Basket,"Oh my Akito" is a Fruits Basket thing and so is Holy haru! Heh. I'm special. I shall do the retarded cheer! It's something you have to see but it's not funny if you read it. And the "The gangsta life is a life for me" rap is sonething I learned from my friend. It's a joke. A JOKE. She's not a gangsta.
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"So know what did we learn?" Hermione said, looking down at Micah.
"Seamus Finnegan is not 'after me Lucky Charms'." Micah said, looking down at her awesome highlighter-green high-tops made out of the stuff covering tennis balls whichte authoressactually saw at the mall andSHE WANTS!
"And?" Hermione said.
"And Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar."
"And?"
"And I will not lick Trevor."
"..."
"I am not allowed to run into the Great Hall screaming 'Theres a giant asteroid headed for earth!', as it causes riots."
"Wait.."
"And I am not allowed to wear death eater robes to dinner and shout 'Long live Lord Voldemort!' because I think its funny."
"Micah?"
"And I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing 'I Will Survive' in the mirror, as it is disturbing."
"Micah!"
"And 'Springtime for Voldemort' is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play."
"MICAH!"
"And--what?"
"That's enough!" Hermione said, stairing at the girl. "Why did you do all of this?" Micah shrugged as the boys walked in.
"A gangsta life is a life for me I dropped outta school when I was three cuz the teachers were playa hatin on me so the gangsta life is a life for me!" Ron rapped as Harry licked Trevor.
"It dosn't get you high." Micah said. "Already tried."
"Damn." Harry said.
"Harry?" Hermione said.
"Yes, I know..."
"Good, for I think--"
"I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger."
"..."
"And 'I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name' is not a challenge."
"Harry?"
"And The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball."
"Harry!"
"And I do not weigh the same as a duck."
"HARRY!" Hermione yelled.
"Yeah?"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
"What goes on in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom." Ron said in Micah's ear. She laughed.
"I heared that, Ron Weasly!" Hermione yelled.
WITH THE SLYTHERINS--
"Damn, they are LOUD!" Draco said.
ZEEEE EEEEND!