Hiya everyone! This story is a project made by two girls, me, and my friend Alex! Alex's account name is Alpoptart, so if your currently enjoying her story Dead Love and want to read the 2nd chapter, then you MUST bug her. She is very lazy, and she has most of chapter 2 done, but she wont get itdone because she needs motavation!

Anyways, basicly, how this story works, is one of us write about a paragraph, then the other person writes the next. The other person has no say so in what the other puts, sothe story line can get really weird and change.You guys can probaly tell my paragraphs form hers, we have very different writing styles.

Chapter 1 : OMG WTF?

It was a normal day in the office of Roy Mustang. He was pretending to be doing work when really all that clouded his mind was the thoughts and images of the chick he banged last night. He quietly thought to himself what the rash, that started to irritate him, was. He was thrust out of concentration by the weird, sickening image that was now in his line of sight. Full Metal was standing there in a polka dotted dress, with a big red purse and shoes to match.

"The hell?" Roy said out loud. Ed just gave a big smile and even gave his ass a little shake for good measure. "Teehee!" Ed giggled as he walked up to Roy's desk. "How are you doing today, sugar!" He asked in a high pitched voice. This voice made Roy's neck hair stand on end. Roy examined Ed for a second. The fact that the dress actually gave Ed a really feminine figure made Roy blush.

Ed didn't seem to notice that Roy was getting flustered. He just continued into the room without a second thought. It was awkward to Roy how Ed didn't seem to care that he was in a dress and actually good looking. The dress clung to his body in a provocative way that made Roy blush harder. Ed's hair was down and curled. He even wore a little make up. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING WEARING THAT?" yelled Roy. "IT'S AGAINST THE DRESS REGULATIONS!"

Ed gave a little pouty face. "But it was on sale!" He complained. "Besides, I look great in it!" Well, Roy couldn't disagree with him. Hell, Ed looked more girly the most of the girls in Central. The only question that remained was why the hell was he wearing that shit in the first place? Forget regulations, it was just plain… gay!

Ed finally stated, "I just wanted to see how it felt to be a girl for one day!" "I mean, I thought you knew I was…was….gay", he added. Roy's jaw dropped all the way to hell. What was he supposed to answer to that? He was completely speechless. His attention was brought back to the blonde by a giggling noise. Ed was standing there with his hand up to his mouth giggling like a little girl. It just made Roy see Ed as more of a girl. "You mean you didn't know?" Ed said in a surprised voice.

Didn't know? How the hell could he know? Last time he checked, Ed was always fond of Winry! "When did you turn gay?" Roy asked while blushing. Ed gave a bigger smile, if that was even possible. "Ever since the day I saw you, silly! Teehee!"

Roy was taken aback. He now knew that he was even redder than an apple. How the hell was he supposed to get out of this one? His usual cool demeanor was shattered by a simple cross-dressing alchemist. Damn it! He was Roy Mustang! The man all the women liked. Yet now he was deer caught in a car's headlights. He didn't realize that Ed was advancing on him until he heard him walking over. Not walking but gliding over. The look on his face was hungry. All that was on Roy's mind was how the dress was riding up Ed's thighs.

Can you tell which ones are mine?

Lol. Yea, it was 2 AM when we made this. Anyways, this isn't going to be stopping us form our current stories (mine Take It All Away, hers Dead Love)

So don't worry, this is just something we make when we have spare time. I'm gonna go finish chapter 9... while you people need to tell Alex to stop being lazy if your reading her current story :(

R&R! KTHXBYE!