Hey everyone! Yea, chapter 2 is up early. We hadn't actually planned to write one this soon, but its amazing what bordome will do to a person ;D

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Chapter 2 : It's not what you think...

Bad thought, bad thought. Roy mental kicked himself for ever thinking that about the demented alchemist in front of him. Ed was about to reach him when he accidentally tripped on the hem of the dress. He awkwardly fell onto Roy's lap and between his legs. Roy turned about ten shades red when he felt Ed fall on him. After Ed pushed himself up he pinched Roy's flushing cheeks and said in a high pitched girly voice, "Awwww! Aren't you cute when you blush?"

Roy's brain finally registered what was going on. "Gah! Get off!" Roy said while trying to get Ed off of him. Ed didn't move, which in turn made the chair give way and topple over. "Ouch!" Roy groaned. When he opened his eyes, Ed was STILL on top of him. "Get off of me, NOW!" Roy practically yelled. Just then, the door flew open, and there stood First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye.

Riza blinked once and sighed. "Sir, please restrain your bimbo's until after working hours." She said. The girl in question turned around to stare at Riza. The girl looks oddly familiar, thought Riza. Then it hit her like a brick. The girl was really Edward Elric, the Full Metal Alchemist. She immediately yelled at them both. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?" "ED ARE YOU CROSSDRESSING?" She couldn't hide the disgust in her voice. Who wouldn't be? By the looks of things it was a big disgusting surprise seeing Ed, in a dress no less, on top of the Lieutenant, while the Lieutenant had his arm wrapped around the younger boy's waist.

"ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" Roy stammered. He then roughly pushed Ed off of him, receiving a whimper from the young blond. "Why do you gotta be sooo mean?" Ed said, his voice sounding like he was about to cry. Roy ignored him as he stood and straightened his uniform. He looked over to se Riza still struck stupefied. "What the hell is going on?" She yelled again. Just then, Ed stood by her, looking up at her, with a questionable look in his eyes. "Hmm!" Ed murmured loudly. Riza raised a brow. "What?"

Ed smiled brightly and stated, "I have some crème to take care of those dirty pores of yours and also some excellent conditioner for your split ends." He jumped up and down excitedly. Then he giggled. Riza was enraged.
"FOR YOUR INFORMATION I HAVE PERFECTLY SHINY, BEAUTIFUL HAIR!" she yelled loudly.
"Please, girlfriend." Ed then grabs a hunk of his hair and shoves it in Riza's face. "This is the way hair is meant to be. It's shiny and smooth." He calmly stated. With that said he wrapped his arm in Riza's and began discussing the ways to make her skin shine.

Roy took advantage of Riza and Ed debating over hair. He quickly crept out of the room, and then ran down the hall way to find Havoc. He busted into the room, almost taking the door off of its hinges. "OHMYFUCKGODEDISCROSSDRESSINGANDOHMYGODVIOLATED!" Roy screamed. Fury stopped in the middle of carrying a stack of papers and stared at Roy.

"What?" He asked. This is when Roy noticed that Fury was the only one in the room. "FURY!" He yelled while grabbing him, making Fury drop the stack of papers he was holding. "OH MY GOD! SWEET JESUS! HELP ME!" Fury winced at his loud voice. "Sir, what's the problem?" He asked, only to see Roy staring at something on the ground. Fury followed his gaze, and saw a picture of Havoc on the floor, with little pink hearts drawn on it. "Oh!" Fury said quickly while grabbing the picture. "T-this isn't mine!" He sputtered while shoving it in his pocket. "Now, what did you need help with?" Fury said while blushing, trying to change the subject. Roy blinked, and then walked out of the room. "GOD HELP ME!" Fury heard Roy yell in the distance.

Yea... the next chapter will explain why Ed is acting this way... or it was SUPOSSED to, but I made the lat two paragraphs...and... well lets just say thats a big plot change! R&R!