Ok, uhm. Me and Alex made this differently. Instead of going to either her house or mine, we were up at 4AM writing this via MSN chat. It was a totaly different way to write, so there might be a few errors! Alas, I am far too lazy to go and fix them... Oh well, enjoy!

Chapter 3 : IT BURNS!


Fury listened to Roy run of screaming something about the Apocalypse or something weird. His mind started to wander to how Havoc would look in the shower. His face became redder as he thought on. He picked up the rest of the papers and went back to work.

Roy ran down the hall, coming to a stop when he reached his office again. He quietly peeked in to see if the 'women' were still discussing hair. He saw that no one was in there and relaxed a bit. He walked in and as he passed the door way, the said door swung shut. "WHAT THE HELL?", Roy screamed when he saw Ed standing there in garters and a bra. Roy screamed bloody murder. When will this nightmare ever end?

Roy blushed about ten shades of red and quickly covered his face with his hands. "GAH! IT BURNS! IT BUUURRNS!" He screamed while shaking his head. The sound of Ed giggling brought him back to look at him. "Oh you're so silly, Roy!" Ed squealed. "Now come over here and help me take this bra off! Bra's are such a pain in the ass…"

Roy could only stare with his mouth gapped open. Was he the only sane one here? "EDWARD ELRIC!" Roy yelled, "YOU'RE A MAN. MEN DON'T WEAR PRETTY, LACEY BRA'S AND PANTIES." Ed just looked at him confused and a little hurt. "A man?" He replied, his voice cracking, "I know I may not look that pretty, but that's mean! I'm a girl!"

'What hellish world did I get sucked into' thought Roy. "YOU ARE A FUCKING MAN ED, NOT A GIRL!" Roy yelled at the top of his lungs. Ed all but ignored the older man. He started taking off the bra himself, knowing Roy wouldn't help him. As soon as he got it off Al burst in the room. "OH MY GOD ROY? WHERE IS ED?" Al said in that annoying, high pitched, screeching voice of his. Roy pointed at the said person. Ed was now struggling with the garters.

Al saw the complete and udder horror on Roy's face. Roy covered his eyes with the closest thing next to him. That thing happened to be the bra. He grabbed it and covered his now painfully burning eyes. Al stepped in front of Ed to hide the indecency of Ed's body. Roy screamed when he saw what he had grasped in his hands. He saw that Al was now covering up the naked Elric. But the relax-ness ended when Ed stepped easily away from behind Al. He walked up to the now pale as chalk Roy, smiling seductively. Roy's mind had enough. He fainted right there.

"Holy shit!" thought Al, "I fucking got here to god damn fucking late! Fuck, fuck, fuck!" He bent down next to passed out Roy, only to recoil when he saw Roy starting to foam at the mouth. "Oh, EW!" Al thought. "That's so fucking gross, but I gotta act Mr. nice guy and help this fucker…" He bent back down and started to shake him. "Colonel, can you hear me? Please wake up!" He pleaded. "Wake up before I barf…" He mentally added.
"OMIGOSH WHATS WRONG WITH ROOOY?" Ed shrieked, tears threatening to spill. "It's ok," Al said,"He just fainted." Al then grabbed a book off of Roy's desk and slapped him across the face.

"WAKE UP DAMNIT!" Al yelled while slapping Roy senseless. Roy unfortunately woke up on the first slap and was now just getting a beating. 'Why the hell am I getting punished?' he miserably thought. Al noticed that he was finally awake. 'For fucks sake! I just beat my crazy brother's boss with a book, now I have to watch a grown man cry. And I STILL have to tell Roy about the poisoned food Ed ate from thas cheap ass restaurant ,I clearly said not to eat at, that was filthy and covered with roaches'. Al grimaced and took a breath to tell Roy, but before he could a blonde attached himself to Roy. Still naked.

"Roy!" Ed said in a screeching voice that could be compared to a fat kid chasing a speeding Ice Cream truck, "THANK HEAVENS YOU'RE ALRIGHT!" Roy thought he was about to faint again, but luckily for him, Al grabbed Ed. "Ed, you can't jump on people when you're naked, it's no polite!" Al scowled. He put Ed down, and Ed went to put his clothes back on. Al glanced back down at Roy, who looked like he might die at any moment. "Ah, that poor fucker." Al thought as he extended his hand out to Roy. "Al, what the in the fuck hoe shit is going on?" Roy exclaimed as Al pulled him to his feet. Al scratched the back of his head and gave a nervous giggle. "Funny story…" he started. "Ed thinks he's a girl and…you're his boy friend."

...eehehehe. Well, it's short, but We'll update soon! I think this is one of the funyyest chapters! Yea, thats what you get for staying up till 4AM!

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