Just so you people know, I KNOW Al doesn't cuss like that! Incase you haven't NOTICED, Al is only cussing in his MIND! whee! Not only that, but this story is purely for fun, so some things are going to be out of character. Also, I looked back on chapter 3... lot of typos. Oh well, since this is a goof off story me and AlPoptart are working on, I dont feel like fixing em. Thanks for the reviews!

Chapter 4 : Fat Mo's!

Roy practically fell off the desk when he heard what Al had told him. "Oh my fucking god! God hates me! He hates me to hell!" Roy considered forlornly. Roy rubbed his now throbbing temples. "Al, stop stuttering and just tell me what the hell is wrong with Full Metal!" Roy demanded.

"Well it happened last night…"

-FLASHBACK!-

Ed and Al walked quickly down a back alley street trying to find some place to eat. Al saw a billboard that had a picture of sushi on it. "Brother, I see a place across the street." Al suggested. But Ed was already wondering over to a building that had FAT MOES on the front of it. He filled with giddiness. "Why don't we eat here?" Ed asked. Al looked at the place as they walked in. 'I have this bad feeling about this hell-hole.' Al thought.

There were flies buzzing about as they walked up to order. "Let's see what they got here…" Ed mumbled. While Ed was thinking about what to order, Al was reading the score on the restaurant's Health Inspection. Health Score: -20 Al read.

"Brother!" Al said, "I don't think we should eat here! Look at the health score!"

Ed ignored him and started to place his order. "I'll have a Fat Mo Junior Burger with a side of those Mc. Fatty Fat Fat fries!" Ed said while slapping money down onto the counter top.

A hairy chubby hand quickly grabbed the money like a fat person would grab the last bag of chips on the shelf. The owner's beady eyes were almost engulfed with blubbery fat. As he put the money in the register his man boobs (which were bigger than Brittney Spears and saggier) jiggled. Al almost barfed when the man sneezed in his hand and gave Ed his change all snotty and gooey. Al quickly stepped up and told the owner he could keep the change.

They quickly found a table, that just so happened to be right next to the bathroom. Al had to crush cock roaches as Ed ate. The food didn't look the least bit edible. For one thing, he couldn't tell which one was the fries and which one was the burger, they both looked like dog shit on a plate. Al was glad he was bodiless; looking at Ed happily munch away at that crap would have surely made him gag if he had his body.

When Al didn't think he could take the nauseating eating any more Ed finished and they left. They walked back to the dorms in silence, stopping occasionally for Ed to barf. When they got in the dorm Ed immediately ran straight to the bathroom and stayed in there for quite a while. When he came out his whole complexion seemed off. Ed said he was going to go get some beauty sleep. Al couldn't help feel a sense of doom come over his metal body.

When Al awoke, he looked and saw Ed was not in bed. He ran out to find his missing brother. He found Ed but had a hard time noticing him with his hair in curls. He was looking at a dress store.

When he was done looking he went in. Al noticed Ed didn't see him, so he secretly followed. Ed was buying a red polka-dotted dress. Al thought this was really weird. He almost had shit himself (If he had a body). Ed was wearing make up and his skin was all shiny. Al really thought he looked liked a chick. Damn that's just messed up. He saw Ed run into the bathroom and when he came back out he had on the dress. "Brother!" Al said as he spotted Ed. "What are you doing wearing that?" Al panicky asked. "I'm wearing it to meet Roy, teehee!" Ed said. "I need a good outfit to get laid tonight!" He sighed dreamily.

Get laid? What the hell! "Brother, what do you mean?" Al practically yelled. "You hate Roy! Plus, you're a boy!" Ed blinked once then gave a rather girly laugh. "Oh Al, you are so cute!" Ed said. "Roy is my boyfriend, and I am certainly not a boy!" Ed then powdered his nose and then blew on his perfectly manicured nails. "Anyway, I'm off to see Roy, chow darling!" Al could only stand in shock as he watched his bother leave.

End of flash back!

Al grinned sheepishly as Roy's eyes went wide. He looked over at Ed, standing next to Al. Ed smiled evilly. Roy didn't like that smile. It looked like a smile Michael Jackson would have seeing little boys at the swimming pool.

Yea, its 3AM, at Alex's house. Our funny brain isn't working too good right now. This chappter isn't that funny, but I think its alright... Also, Alpoptart just had to add that Micheal Jackson joke! But I think its funny... but then again, I have a wierd sence of humor. Sorry to those who like that pedophile!

By the way, over here, there really is a resteraunt called Fat Mo's. The burger name is really called a fat mo juinor burger, but the frie's name I just made up XD

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