It was a sunny day in southwestern region of Kanto and you could practically taste the expired garbage that was running down the water faucet in nearby towns because nobody was trying to address the problem that was obviously stymieing the full potential for all the Pokemon to grow. All the political bullshit aside, a Bulbasaur was walking on the side of the road and was trying to find her friends who abandoned her for reasons that would embarrass her tremendously, but she wasn't going to tell anyone. You had to wait and find out. She was so embarrassed of her problem, but she had to do something about it because she had a feeling that she would make herself the center of attention in more than a way that would humiliate her for life.
She found her friends which consisted of three Oddish, a Gloom, an Ivysaur, and a Bellsprout.
"What's up, gang?" she asked as she sat down, but as soon as she did that, her butt lifted off the ground because she just released one of the loudest farts that was ever produced by a butthole in the history of the earth. Tears began to form in her eyes as she was utterly embarrassed at what happened; she just flatulated in front of all of her friends and now they were going to gossip about her "back door" poison powder. She immediately ran away and hopped on a train to Johto and that was the end of Bulbasaur.