I was at school, and I got bored, so I started writing. I don't know how Daisuke and Dark think,but this is just a little something for fun. Here goes:
My name is Daisuke Niwa, and I am fourteen years old. On my fourteenth birthday, something very strange happened to me--- I turned into another guy.
I admit, I'm weird like that. Heck, my whole family is weird. See, my family specializes in stealing art made by another unusual family, the Hikari. Every male in my family turns into Dark, my alter ego, when he turns fourteen and when he feels romantic. I was thinking about…well, you don't need to know what I was thinking about. Anyways, that day I was feeling romantic and I turned into Dark. Let me tell you what he is like…
Dark is usually a pain in the butt. He has saved my life several times, and I have helped him many times too, but he is still annoying. Imagine having another person blabbering in your head all the time. That's exactly what Dark does, unless he is sleeping. Then, he snores. I think he does that just to irritate me.
During school, we stay in my form to avoid getting in trouble with the girls. Unless, of course, I suddenly feel romantic. Then, when we transform, Dark usually goes to sleep and leaves me to deal with all the problems trnasforming causes. I've had many close calls.
At night, Dark takes over. We switch to his body and he takes control. Then he goes off, stealing some valuable piece of Hikari art or kissing some girls. I try very hard to prevent him, but sometimes I don't try very hard, especially if it is Risa he is kissing…wait, did I just say something? Forget it.
My life is very hectic, as you can tell. If we ever meet again, I will tell you about my very friendly enemy, Satoshi Hiwatari/Hikari, and his very unfriendly alter ego, Krad. Until then, bye. Hopefully, Dark won't do anything drastic…hey, hey, STOP IT!
Mwahahahaha! Guess who? This is the great and handsome Phantom Thief Dark! If Daisuke said I was a pain in the butt, then he is an even bigger pain, since he was the one who gave me the idea of droning into his head every second of the day. See, he is yelling at me now... maybe I'll try that tomorrow during his exam...
Good, he has finally shut up. He needs the rest, since tomorrow, I'm going to steal some very very very VERY valuable painting by...that's right, the Hikari's. That painting is locked in a chest with ten different keys every night, then placed in a vault, guarded by electromagnetic pressure locks, guards with laser guns, and motion detecting cameras, along with a very twisted dude called Krad. Who is that, you ask? Man, Daisuke has left out so many details.
Daisuke has a friend named Satoshi Hikari. I mean, Hiwatari. Personally, I would like to stuff his head down some toilet, but Daisuke would probably kill me if I did. I don't understand why, though, since Hiwatari's alter ego, Krad, is OUT TO GET ME. And, he's good at it too. Not that he has ever succeeded. No one can catch me, the greatest thief in the world!
Wish me luck tomorrow, not that I need any. Okay, okay, Daisuke, I'll leave, and let's go to sleep...SNORE...SNORE...SNORE...