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Chapter 4: The Red Saint & The Red Moon, dood!

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Beauty Pageant Countdown: 10 minutes...

I found myself logging around a few billboards at a time, drawing Etna in various featured outfits that she could possibly wear at the upcoming pageant...Meanwhile this BITCH Gardena has 100s of these plastered almost everywhere! No wonder she won as much as she did! But where the hell did they come from?! I never saw these earlier today! UUUGGGGHH Being everything is far too much. While I was drawing and painting more billboards at my max speed of 300000mph for Etna, I was kicked off of one of them suddenly. I got back up after landing on a building roof and see our main competitor herself landing in front of me. "I'd hurry if I were you~. You only have five minutes until I start winning the whole thing again" Gardena told me, "Look screw you! You're just trying to get in the way! If Etny wants to win this and I get to have some really good sex with her, then dammit Imma do whatever it takes to make sure that happens! oVo" I shouted at her, "So helpless. Even when facing an uphill battle. Well, also be sure to get your head checked after watching your precious devil loses to me" she further taunts before hopping away. Drrrrrrggh! She just had to be a powerful Fallen Angel of all things! Well I got news for you, missy...We have an Overlord, so DONT tempt me ⓪ ⓪!...Then again he's not supposed to know this part of the story...Ok, Mao would have to do.

It was time...The pageant started off. Me and Etny were behind the curtains, waiting for our turn as the announcer was giving out his introduction. "So, is the outfit working for you?" I asked, "Pfffft, working? This thing was really made for me! It can show off my curves with no problem and the audience will know who's the hottest bitch in the world today!" she confidently assured of me, "Ok then. You'll definitely get the dom crowd, which might be more than we think that're here" I reply. "Now then, ladies and gentlemen! Give a warm welcome toooo~! *raises a hand but notices that it's empty* H-huh? But how?" the announcer reacts before getting kicked off the stage, and our red-head walks in with fuzzy scarf and a stringy one piece, wearing heels and netted leggings, "*holds mic to mouth while bending over* Beauty Queen, Etna! ou \/ *spins around, does an erotic pose while crossing both arms in the air* And gaze at my hot bod with my Sexy Beams~!" Etna said. The beams from her body lit up the area in a blinding manner, infecting everyone in the facility in seconds and were foaming from how horny they got after being hit, "Whoopsies~, did I put too much into it? eue" she rhetorically comments, "*drops down in front of her* You! How dare you come in and crash in on MY pageant! In a skimpy outfit no less! *looks up at the voting boards and see them rapidly shoot up in numbers for Etna's total* Y-you're- That's cheating! That trick of your's shouldn't be allowed! Im supposed to win here! Not you! oVo" Gardena shouts, pointing at her with her rapier, "Oh like you weren't cheating too! I found out about what your boytoy was being used for from my boytoy. I saw all them bill boards with your stupid face written all over them -V-...I've been taking down while you're distracted! ouo" Etna told her, "What?! OoO; *presses on a remote, drops some monitors down and looks at them, watching a ton of Prinnies replace the bill boards with Etna's face on them* You dirty little-! *gets stabbed through the gut by a spear with spurt of blood now gushing all over the stage* GHKK! D-dammit!" she cursed as blood started running down her mouth, "*rubs up and down her waist while resting a chin on her shoulder while looking at her* You shouldn't turn your back on a demon~. Let alone one as powerful as me. *pulls spear out and watches her hold the bleeding hole in her stomach* Besides, I cant stand busty bitches like you anyway. Maybe if take your own life this'll all be faster" Etna told her, "*does 100s of thrusts up at her and she deflects all of them* (My body..I took alot of damage there...Now Im much slower cuz of it..Still, if I can just keep fighting...!)" she thought to herself, "*kicks her across the face to stop her, and stomps down on her* Alright princess. Time to to toy with you before you die for real..Just dont die too fast so I can reach the 1000s in vot-" Etna was saying before something dropped on the stage, destroying it and blowing the viewers away from it's very strong impact. Who the hell could it even be this time?! How far even was that fall? The dust settles, Gardena was out cold while stuck in a wall and in the center of it was a familiar friend. "*starts getting up, rubs head* What the hell? Something like that did a number on me? This some new threat or what? *looks forward and sees a guy sitting on his knees, looking around with his wondering eyes* Uuuuuh is this guy a 2nd grade dropout? - -" Etna asked, "Oooooo everything is ruined. Wonder who caused it.." he comments, "(Obviously...- - BUT WAIT!) *looks at him closer* Sajima...Is that you...?" I asked, "Who...Who's that? My name is Saji" he told me, "! (Did he really forget who he was...And even me? Well, cant say Im mad though)" I thought. I cant help but wonder. How'd he end up this way?...Is it even worth wondering about? "*picks up Saji, who's holding the orb* Hmmmmmm, he does have the Orb we've been looking for..Let's take it to your house" Etna told me, "(So much for my plan...~ ~) As long as Saji is outside when we make this wish. We'll have to keep him tied up too" I replied, "Oh dont worry. I know where to get some rope and tape from. *looks to the broken monitor* Heeeey~ Guess Im the pageant winner, right? Stay tuned tomorrow for my debut performance where I get even hotter! uo" Etna said before grabbing a hold of us and jetting to my place.

Meanwhile, within the Netherworld, Seraph Lamington descended upon the area that Sayon was located at, witnessing her dispatching his men with a wide selection of spells and rifles that was made from her motorcycle. "What do you suppose our next course of action should be, Seraph?" An Angel asked him, "She seems to rival my power, suppressed as she may be. We must...Go about using Her" he alluded, "! (He mustn't mean..This soon...?) Yes, Seraph...If you insist" the Angel complied, floating away from him to do what he saw fit. After destroying a bunch of Angels in a big flash of lightning, Sayon looked skyward behind her, and that a floating shadowy figure was descending upon The Red Moon. "What is he...? *watches him cast a giant halo ring around The Red Moon and it crumbles apart* You! What do you think you're doing?!" Sayon shouts, "I am here to simply aid The Netherworld to ensure it is not destroyed. This act is a small one on my part, but the results may shock you. The Moon can have a vessel to give a great power to. I found a very good one as of late. Now...Come forth...Etna" Lamington then called upon, "(Etna?! But isn't she-!) *sees a being encased in light energy levitate out of the Moon's core, coming closer after a moment* (This is far too different from the Etna I know..This has to be some other Etna. It has to!)" she shouts in her head, noticing her white, angelic outfit and somewhat meek demeanor as she lands in front of her, "*emits a force that pushes away the light particles from body* Please...I wish not to fight.." Saint Etna warned her with a plea, "*puts gun in her face* Get out of my way...Or else! *lets a shot out but the bullet zips past a lock of hair, eyes widen* It...Didnt work...!" she reacts, "Holy Ray.." Saint Etna says, putting a hand to her stomach and Sayon's eyes were met with a big magic circle, then she found herself engulfed in a huge ray of light from Saint Etna's circle. Suffering a dozen bruises, Sayon zips out of it but sees some more magic circles appearing around her to her surprise, shooting her in a similar fashion, ending up narrowly escaping after flying out of their beams for 50 miles before crashing into the ground, very battered. "This is enough, Etna. Move about when ordered. Understood?" Seraph Lamington said to her, "Yes...I will, Lamington" she replied, "Very good...*flies into a created warp hole* You will make for a fine Seraph. Very Soon, in fact" Lamington said under his breath. "Dammit...D..Dammit all...! The Orb...I shall...Get my Orb back...! So I can...Defeat her..!" Sayon was saying to herself while dragging her nails into the hard ground. She looks back, seeing Saint Etna being consoled by Xenolith. Sensing his massive power, Sayon was filled with rage, knowing she cannot do anything to either of them at the moment, and she continued to crawl away, plotting her next move...And figuring out how she wants to keep existing. She knew she needed more help...Though weakened, she kidnapped a roaming Guide to start her Plan C.

Over at my house, Etna had our resident hard-ass turned resident tard, Sagi, sat right outside the front door and locked down by a series of chains as he stared blankly yet merrily into the skies, with his orb next to him. "Alrighty then, boytoy. You tried your best out there, didnt you? \u/ *sees me nodding rapidly* Good...Then Imma give you a nice lil reward...Order us a burger somewhere" Etna told me, "A what? Why?" I asked, "*giggles* You'll see why~ \U/" she said, "If you say so" I reply, dialing the number. She didnt specify so I ordered 7$-worth of a sandwich from some joeschmoe place down the street. They got the money off my card and told me it'll be here in 10 minutes. "Alright hon. We got 10. Whatcha wanna do til then?...Maybe some good ol' teasin' ouo" I suggested, "I guess great minds do think alike, but bingo! uo Go ahead. Lay down and let your empress do all the work -u-" Etna told me, "With pleasure~ (Please piss on me, please piss on me OuO;;;)" I replied, laying down on the bed we were sitting on. She laid behind me, staring down at me with a predatory look. Etny then puts her arm over me while propping her head up with the other hand, shutting my eyes with two fingers, and started caressing my chest, giving me tingling sensations. So soothingly that moans escaped from my lips...I really looked forward to her doing all this to me..I cant wait for her to give me a good ol' golden shower too -q-..."How ya feel~? Anything you wanna do now?...Huh, boytoy? -w-" Etna asked me, "(Oh I love it when she calls me that..) Your tail...Lemme lick it.." I requested, "*giggles* Nice and naughty..I like that ewe" Etna said into my ear. She casts the tail over my head, then lowered it to my lips, and I caressed up and down the length of it's deep red luster..It tasted surprisingly sweet..A bit salty too..Mmmmm..I feel like I could taste it all day..."How's taste? Does it..Taste like a dong yet? ╹ U╹" Etna said a bit abruptly, "...WAIT WHAT?! *scurries away into the corner, plants back to wall* Was this all some sort of prank to you? Cuz that was sick! Not even in a good way...ಠ ಠ" I reacted, "*giggles* Kinda, but this aint even half of the reward I had in mind. That was too good to slip up u" Etna replied, "You better make it worth it...Or Imma never let you suck it anymore e3e" I said, "Yknow I can just force myself on you in seconds, right?" Etna reminds, "Damn, that's right. *hears knocking* Oh that must be him" I said, going to the door. The delivery guy shakes Saji from his leg and gives me the burger before going back to his car. "Ok I got the food. Now what?" I asked, "Give it here" Etna ordered of me, "K" I simply reply. She brings us back to my room with the burger in hand, puts it on the bed with a small plate and lifts her skirt. My eyes were widened and glued to watching her watching this unbelievably lewd act ;..She puts a bun in my mouth before sitting her exposed pussy on the toppings, and proceeded to grind it all over that part of the burger...Just watching it made me want the burger even more...! She even spun around, and returned to grind on it some more reverse-cowgirl style, looking back into my eyes with that devious, tempting grin of her's...Like WHOA is this turning me on.. "*stands up over it, bends over, showing me the ketchup and mayo was all over ass, pussy and inner thighs; shakes it from side to side slowly* Uh ooooh~ I've made a bit of a mess~ *giggles* You wanna lick it all off, dontcha? ewe" Etna said teasingly, "O O;;;;...*bun falls out of my mouth in awe* Y-Yes- YES I DO! q " I loudly said, "*spreads ass and gestures me to come closer with a finger* Then c'mere...Clean your queen reeeaaal good~ ewe" Etna said in a more alluring manner, "You know I will, hon.../q/" I agreed, crawling closer to her messy privates of topping goodness..In no time, my tongue caressed, licked and guided itself all over Etna's nicely rounded ass, gently going south to under her legs and inner thighs...Soon she found her pussy being assaulted by my licking from behind her..Her moans indicating she was enjoying every moment of the service I was giving as I fapped myself, slowly using my lips to get the smaller stains off of her heavenly cheeks..I was in a sort of blissful state from licking her lower regions like this..It got me really hard too.. "*feels me licking in the asshole* G-gyaaaah~ Not too deep~~! Aaaaaahhh~3 *grabs the back of my head and pulls my face away from between cheeks; catches breath for a bit with me* Dont forget...About your food ~/~" she reminds me. That's right..I bet it'll taste better with her juices as the new topping. "*sees me pick it up* Now eat it...*lays on stomach* Out my ass -w-" Etna ordered, "...(Even better!) OK ouo" I agreed some more. I placed the side of the sandwich in the middle of the cheeks and began eating. In seconds I was eating off of her booty, sucking the bits off of her and the other toppings were spreading on the sides of her cheeks, making me re-lick those surfaces I once cleaned..Which I'll more than gladly to do again..My knees got weak from doing all of this sensational serving I was giving to my beautiful, sexy empress..."Yes...Get every last bit out of this naughty ass of mine..Make it so spotless anyone would eat off of it~ ~q~" she saying in pleasure. Her soothing moans made my mind go blank and the excitement of doing this made me soon shut down...With a faint giggle being the last thing I heard.

Once I woke back up, I see Etna stroking me with her cum-coated hand, "I see my boytoy's done with his lil nap. I dont think I could clean myself any better. *looks down at my half-hardened cock, oozing with my white cream that was dripping down my shaft* You need a good cleanin' yourself, eh? eue" Etna teasingly said to me, "It uh..It looks like it..So if you dont min- *sees her lower her head to my tip, licking bits of my cum off of it* Mmmmmm~ (Now she's cleaning me with her tongue..My precious empress is returning the favor so tenderly ~~Q~~...Could this get any bet-) *gets a wet rag thrown in my face, yanks it off of me* H-hey, what gives?!" I then reacted, "*steps away* You can handle that yourself. I need to change for a bit" Etna replied, leaving me with the rag...She didnt even give me any soap..I guess this is just a way for her to further demean me, or she just wanted to make fun of me..Maybe it's both. Either way, I aint exactly a fan of it. While I cleaned myself up, I could still taste her foody goodness in my mouth so I was swishing my tongue around, blurring my vision a bit in the process..Im sure anyone reading this wouldn't figure I'd still be this dirty...Let alone what I was thinking about in my daydreams but I'll cut it here. "*walks back in* Alright ' ', get off your lazy ass and check on the card outside -" Etna told me, "(Why cant you do it?) Got it" I comply, walking to the front door. Upon opening...I see that Saji aint here...But the Orb is still there. H-how the hell did he get outta the chains?! I dont see 'im anywhere...Dont tell me he strolled off somewhere with those things still wrapped around him! Drrrrrrgg, I swear Imma beat his ass into mush! "Dont tell me he's gone -v-" Etna said while hanging her head on my shoulder, "Uh- UM...Maybe.. ;" I reply, "Not that I give a crap anyway. What matters is that the Orb is with us and I can finally get myself some mean knockers. Bet you really won't keep your hands offa me by then UuU" Etna said, "[Wait, are they about to make a wish?! No! Please! None of you'll know what'll happen!]" Sajima shouts from inside the Orb, "Yup. You'll become The Indisputable Beauty Queen on Earth and in the Netherworld" I agree, "Hmm, has a nice ring to it. *holds up the Orb* Alright Orb! Etna wishes try on some big ol' boobs! ^O^" Etna wishes, "*shakes in her hands* PASSWORD?" it asked, "...Wha?" we react, "VERY WELL. TRIAL WILL COMMENCE" it also said, confusing us. Trial? Where'd that come from? "*a big poof occurs; swipes it away, looks down, seeing some big G-cup sized tits on chest* Just what I wanted! OuO *swings them around circularly, hypnotizing in awe* Look at 'em swing! This is actually fun, boyto- ^u^ *sees them suddenly disappear, stops* ^u^;...SICILY!" Etna loudly shouts, "*jumps, backs to the wall* Uh oh o o;;;" I react, "I am finding out what happened here THIS INSTANT! Cmon, boytoy! We're heading back!" she declared, carrying me while speeding to Gordon's HQ.

Once we got there in 5.223 seconds, Etna busts down the door. "Egad! What's gotten into her?! O_ O;;;" Gordon said in fear, "*sees Saji still chained up but in a Hero Cadet suit* Oh look this was where- *sees her march to his drill vehicle* Saji's been.." I lowly said, "Hey you cant operate that! It's still needs repairs!" Gordon tells her, "Eat me! Now hop in, boytoy!" Etna said before yanking me into the cockpit of it and we drill down into the ground at accelerating speeds. "Dear God..*collapses on knees* What has my pupil come to? He became a demon's plaything and her accomplice...? Where did I go wrong, Jennifer?! TToTT" Gordon said in sorrow, "(Worrying about the wrong things as always...I hope he knows that took us a week to make..- -)" Jennifer said in her head. Once we got to the Netherworld, Etna zipped us to Larly's Castle. Storming in there to bring Sicily outside with us.

"[Etna] *shows her the Orb* Alright, little sister! You got alot to explain here! WHAT HAPPENED?!"

"[Sicily] What do you mean? Something happened? Well I dunno since you ditched me and- *gaaasps* Did you make a wish?"

"[Etna] Uh Yeah! And it only worked for a second!"

"[Sicily] Bad idea."

"[Etna] Wh- What do you mean 'Bad idea'?! Do you wish with it or not?!"

"(I should've saw this coming.)"

"[Sicily] You can, but you need to be over lvl9000, as well as an Angel and actually destroy the Damn Goddess. Or else the wish will be just gone. I already tried before and it told me all this."

"[Etna] Well why didnt you say anything about it?!"

"[Sicily] I wouldnt have to if I stuck with you two."

"It said something about a Trial. Is that what it's talking about?"

"[Sicily] It really didnt like your wish then, so now you have an extra step. Now you gotta defeat the future Final Boss. Hopefully that's it."

"(What do you mean hopefully?! Does it just add rules or something?!)"

"[Etna] Unbelievable! UGH I was so close too! Now there's all this crap! I'll need one or two Overlords for this! *snaps fingers* That's it! Void Dark! He'll be perfect!"

"[Sicily] It has to be just the two of you."

"[Etna] No way! Dammit! (Fine! At least he'll be stronger than The Prince by then.)"

"Sorry to say, sweet cheeks. Looks like we still got a ways to go before we complete our goals for this story."

"[Etna] Tch. Yeah. Probably got up to 3 chapters worth left from here. = ="

"[Laharl] WHERE THE HELL ARE MY WEAPONS AND ITEMS, ETNA!? YOU BARGE INTO MY PLACE EMPTY HANDED?!"

"[Sicily] *dashes off with her, holding my wrist* Y-you heard him! We gotta find some really good and rare loot! o o;"

"[Etna] Let's make this as quick as possible please!" she replied, charging into the fields yet again. Returning to taking on a multitude of demons with me for hours on end. Mostly finding weapons between 2k to 10k HL. Before we decided to take on the even more hellish depths known as the Item World, something else was occurring back on Earth. Something that I would personally hate to hear of...

At the Dark Defenders' Department, new recruits are being initiated into the association. "Dark Defenders! While I am not fond of the principles here, we are all Defenders of Earth all the same! I, Gordon, am proud to present to you all some promising recruits! These will be tasked with returning our stolen vehicle and defeat the Demon Lord, Etna to soar through our ranks! Extra info provided by...! *looks to the right, having a black-haired woman drop close by* Dark Dender's leader: Dark Asagi! And more info by operations lead and high-ranking Defender of Earth...! *looks to the left, to a blue-haired girl dropping nearby too* Nisa! Now Nisa, give our new recruits a warm welcome!" Gordon told them, "Welcome to new recruit...! *points to Saji (still in chains)* Former Dark Defender, Saji!" Nisa announced, who gave a smile at her, "And new recruit...! *points to Sayon* Dark Defender Sayon! Maybe you can truly help me become the next Main Character!" Dark Asagi, "*bows* I gladly will" Sayon replied with a hidden devious smile.

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