Sorry, I've been busy. I can't believe how irregular my updates are. Anyways, I finally got around to writing this. Poor Daisuke! (chuckles evily) Here goes:

Yuck. Ew. Nasty, disgusting, and totally revolting. There was a food fight during lunch. A very big one that was started partially by me. I got grounded, and I'm also covered with eggs, cheese, carrots, tomatoes, and gum. Gum, for heaven's sake, who eats gum for lunch?

This really isn't fair. All I was doing was minding my own business. Then Takeshi, a friend of mine,came and threw a tomato at me. Satoshi was watching, so I couldn't dodge! Splat.

"It matches your hair nicely!" he crowed, and threw another tomato. Sigh.

Poor, poor Daisuke. He wouldn't accept my offer to help dodge every single thing thrown at him. I would never have gotten so covered with muck!

But then, if he had dodged, all the food would have hit Riku. Yep, he was protecting his girlfriend, Riku, not his former crush, Risa. Satoshi was doing that part. Hmm, is he starting to have "feelings" for MY sacred maiden? Grr. He better not be trying to steal from the Great Phantom Theif. Not that he'll succeed. Smirk.

Anyways, I'm going to start describing the food fight in EXCRUCIATING detail. All just for you, Daisuke!

Dai dodged the second tomato, maybe from instinct, since he was so shocked by the first one. It hit Risa, who squealed and slapped at Takeshi, but missed. Instead, she hit Dai. Poor kid. He fell into the "Tough Guy Table."

"Dude! Watch watcha doin' fu' !" Tough Guys these days are just like Tough Guys300 years ago, except back in the good old days, they would have pulled out swords and challenged each other to duels. The modern Tough Guys merely chucked everything they were eating at variouspeople. TheVarious People got mad and chucked food back, but mostly missed and ended up hitting some other people, who in turn started throwing their food and missed and...yeah, you get the picture.

Poor dopey Daisuke was a prime target. Or maybe he purposely threw himself in the way to save other people. Who knows. As I said, I offered to help, but noooo, he had to act all chivalrious and go save Miss Riku.

Daisuke's overactive imagination:

"Here, Miss Riku, you stay in this corner. I swear I'll protect you!"

"Oh, Daisuke, sweetie, you are so brave! You are my knight in shining armor!"

"Oh, Miss Riku, you know I would do anything for you! I'd even get hitby this moldy cheese just to protect you!"

"Thank you, dear! You are my hero!"

Back to reality. Oh, wait, I gotta go. Seeya.

Daisuke! Hurry and get that carrot out of your ear! The Phantom Theif doesn't look cool like that!

What? But we aren't changing into you tonight...are we?

Yes we are! I want to steal the Statue of Liberty!

DARK!

Just kidding. I'm only going to steal a few kisses from Risa. Maybe a few more from Riku too.

DARKKKKKKKKK!

Fine, geez. Tonight we are stealing "The Dark Moon Dances" by some Hikari or another. Let's go!

Wait! I still have tomatoes in my hair!

They match so well, no one can see them! We are late! Good bye!