"You have reached the comlink of Obi-Wan Kenobi. I cannot answer right now; please leave a message."
"Obi-Wan. Yoda, this is. Appear on a Jedi recording, a song about Palpatine never will. Never, ever."
Lyrics:
Fly through planet Coruscant and you may see him
Go up to him and say you can't believe him
Disgusting trash of the dark Force, it makes him smile
The Jedi Council needs to put him on trial
Chorus:
Because...Emperor Palpatine, Emperor Palpatine
Ate my apprentice
Evil consumed his mind, and it may do it again
Emperor Palpatine, Emperor Palpatine
Ate my apprentice
He once believed in the truth, now he believes in sin
End chorus
He lives for power when he has the chance to live for peace
The thought of him makes me cringe; I wish he would cease!
He'd rather learn from Palpatine than Jedi teachers
I'm really starting to despise beautiful creatures
Repeat chorus
Emperor Palpatine ate my apprentice...
Emperor Palpatine ate my apprentice...
Emperor Palpatine, he's not cool
And Palpatine went to Darth Maul's school
Emperor Palpatine, he's not nice
And Palpatine's taxes are overpriced
Emperor Palpatine, Emperor Palpatine...
Emperor Palpatine ate my apprentice.