Diclaimer: I do not own Charmed.
"What do you mean by Mom…?" asked Paige, the first to be calm. It kinda makes sense. If its true, we've been treating him really sucky. She thought.
"I am the son of a woman who looks a lot like the one who is standing near you. I suspected that maybe she is my mother, but you see, my mother washes her mouth out every morning and tells me 'language!" all the time so she can't be her." Chris explained to her like to a 7 year old.
"Piper is your mother?" asked Phoebe. Still shocked by the news. Yes, Chris reminded them a little bit. A lot actually. Wow. That really makes sense. And we treated him like shit. Poor guy. Thought Phoebe, feeling sorry for Chris. Piper, however, was thinking no no no no no no no NOT HAPPENING! At the moment.
"Yeah" came Chris' simple respond. "so?"
"Chris, they might be from the past, you know…" said Wyatt a little bit concerned. What if they didn't have him yet? Their family is very into lecturing about personal gain, time traveling and safety with demons. That got deep into him. Deeper than he'd like, actually. Chris on the other hand was more of a kind a guy who wouldn't listen and won't care. No wonder he's handling this with no stress what so ever. He thinks everything will work out, and if not, too bad. 'Its not such a big deal' as he used to say.
"she's pregnant. Its not such a big deal." Defended Chris
"Well, you've got a point there" agreed Wyatt. "When are you from, anyway?"
"2004" said Piper after calming a little bit. "So, you are my son?" she asked, frightened. He is the one. The one that she hated so much. The one that nagged her about demon hunting. The neurotic one. The one that doesn't want her to know about the future and his last name was a lie. I wonder what he's hiding. There has got to be at least five more secrets. she mused.
"yeah." Again, Chris' careless, casual response.
"And how old are you?" wanting to know something. Wanting to know anything about her 'new' son.
"sixteen"
"Oh. When's your birthday?" she asked, curious about when will she come into labor.
"Can't tell you that."
"Brat. Some things never change"
"What do you mean by that?" he asked, surprised.
"Oh, you came to the past and you keep telling us that all the time when we ask future question." Said Phoebe, not able to keep a secret.
"Ahhh, my mom told me and Wyatt about that. He was evil, right?"
"Was" said Paige. Defending her nephew. No nephew of hers was going to turn evil.
"You mean me. Mom is me. I need to sit down."
Chris gestured his hand to the couch near him. She sat down.
"I'm such a horrible mother" said Piper in a terrified-of-yourself voice. She thought about all the times she had treated Chris as a demon. Or even an enemy. That can't be true. She wouldn't do that to her own son!
"you are so right." Confirmed Chris, nodding.
Piper now was terrified of herself. Her son, the guy she hated so much in the past, was agreeing with the fact she was a bad mother. I must've treated him badly like in the past if that's what he thinks. I am such a failure, oh god. Came her self pity.
"Chris! She's an excellent mother! Don't lie! Don't listen to him, he's a jackass. He only wants to know how far he can pull your strings." said Wyatt. Surprised about how mean his brother can be sometimes.
"Whatever. It was funny while it lasted." Chris smiled devilish smile.
Piper hit him hard on his arm "Don't you EVER, EVER, EVER do that again!"
"Ow!" protested Chris. "Well, at least I know you are my mom" he smiled again.
Piper laughed a nervous laugh. He's gonna be a handful, she thought to herself.
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