The Murders in The Tanners Residents!
Author's note: Hi! This is my first fan fic. So yeah…
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Chapter I – The death of Joey
"AHHH!" DJ screamed. She threw her bowl of popcorn in the air.
All the other "Gang" ran into the living room (Simultaneously…) to find out what was the matter.
"What's the matter?" Danny asked (told ya)
DJ stood their in shock pointing to the staircase. Everyone looked and screamed to. There was Joey Gladstone, hung on the top of the staircase, blood oozing out of a gash in his forehead.
"Not on my waxed floor!" Danny started cleaning the blood off the floor.
"Why would Joey commit suicide?" Stephanie asked.
"Yeah that's kinda gay." Michelle answered.
"CUT!" screamed the director. He walked on stage and kneeled down at Michelle.
"Mary Kate or Ashley. You cannot say gay on cable. Ok?" The director said.
"You got it, dude!" Michelle smiled.
"That's right. Don't make fun of gay people. They're people too." Jesse said.
'They can also kick your ass." said Michelle.
(This message brought to you by GSA (Gay Strait Alliance))
"And… Action!" yelled the director.
"Well at lese we know that Joey didn't kill himself." Jesse said.
"Yeah, he can't tie a knot." said Rebecca.
"No… He doesn't no where his forehead is." Jesse said.
"Oh well, he wasn't getting paid well anyway." DJ said.
"Yeah" they all said (simultaneously (again))
They all walk out of the living room for some frozen yogurt.
A/N- Please review!