Not really episode one but, episode one of the series.. Err.. Story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Play Girl or Play Boy.. And don't flame me for saying 'Lezbo's' or anything else!

Chapter 1

Kagome climbed out of the Bone-Eaters Well after throwing her backpack before her. She set her feet on the grass. "I'm back, you guys." She said to Miroku, Inuyasha, and Shippo as they walked to her.

"What do we get this time!" Shippo asked jumping to her backpack and opening the flap, rummaging through her backpack.

"Hey, Shippo! Be nice to your elders!" Inuyasha yelled at him.

"What do you mean 'elders' you aren't old." Shippo said.

"Yes, I am! I'm 150 years old! And I was talking about Kagome!" Inuyasha yelled.

"What! I'm not old!" Kagome yelled.

"Yeah, you're right.. You're ancient." Inuyasha laughed.

"Inuyasha.." Kagome said glaring at him.

"What?" He looked at her and saw her glaring look. "W-Wait, Kagome!"

"Pizza." She said.

"Ah!" Inuyasha yelled as he fell to the ground.

" 'Pizza'? I thought the word was 'porn'." Miroku said.

"He falls at any word I say." Kagome said.

"That's not right.." Miroku said scratching his head.

"Hey, I found the porn!" Shippo said pulling out a magazine.

"W-What!" Kagome yelled a deep blush coming across her face. "No porn for you!"

She grabbed the magazine away from him. "It's Play Girl magazine!" She said holding it.

"Really? Let me see!" Miroku said snatching the magazine away from her and running away with it, climbing a tree, and sitting on the branch.

Miroku opened up the magazine and flipped through the pictures. "This isn't Play Girl.. It's all boys!" He yelled throwing the magazine on the ground.

Kagome ran to the fallen magazine and grabbed it. "That's what Play Girl is! It's for girls or gay guys! Play Boy is for guys or lezbo's!" She yelled.

"So, you like looking at guys… 'Things'?" Miroku asked, climbing down the tree.

"Uh.. Uh.. Look Sango!" Kagome yelled running to her friend that had just arrived.

"Oh, hey Kagome.." Sango looked at the magazine Kagome was holding. "You have it? Did you post them on the internet?"

"Yeah, they never knew it was coming." Kagome laughed.

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