-It's a Knux life!-
By Zuki the Chao
Well, in this chapter we'll meet Tikal, Chaos Zero and Tails. And we'll also find out where Shadow got to… -Sniggers- Because, you see, every good Sonic "ficcy" has Shadow in it!1! How did he survive ARK? I don't know, but read on!
-Chapter Two-
-Knuckles and co. find themselves in a forest. There are lots of mushrooms everywhere.-
Knux: Hey! It's Mushroom Hills!
Sonic: Mmm! Mushrooms!
Sonic Jr.: -Suck Suck-
Knux: -Sigh- Well... come on you guys! This level MUST have an Emerald! Why would we be here if there wasn't one, after all? Anyway, let's start looking.
Sonic: Why?
Knux: Don't even THINK about starting that again!
Sonic: ...okay. -Looks ahead- Hey! A little shrine!
Knux: This should do something cool! -Starts playing Mystic Melody on a flute he just happened to have- ...It's not working.
Sonic: ...Sonic wind!
Knux: Eeew! Sonic!
Sonic: -Grumpy glare- I had beans for dinner, Is that a crime?
-Suddenly the shrine glows and an Orange Echidna appears-
Tikal: Huh? Wha? Whoa... -Her eyes get those really stupid anime hearts that makes Sailor Moon look mature- ...Sonniku!
-Long Pause-
Sonic: Huh?
Knux: What the? ...Tikal!
Tikal: Sonniku!
Sonic: Who is that, Knuckles?
Knux: That's Tikal, an Echidna from an ancient tribe… -Pauses, then stares at Sonic- Hang on, Sonic, you know her already!
Tikal: Oh Sonic! I never knew how lost I was till I saw you!
Knux: Tikal, Sonic is lost in his own tiny mind, What the hell are you
thinking? What happened to your brain? Weren't you smart last time I saw you?
Tikal: I love you sonic! Will you marry me?
Tails: Back off! He's mine!
Knux: Where the hell did you come from Tails!
Tails: Plothole. Get over it ...Hi sonic!
Tikal: Mine!
Tails: Mine!
Tikal: Mine!
Tails: Mine!
Knux: Idiots. -Sigh-
Meanwhile... at Eggman's ship. Or base. Or Cow.
-Shadow is stuck on a chair-
Shadow: Why oh why did Heavy leave the glue bottle here! How will I get off this? ...I know! Maria! Maria...
-Maria appears-
Maria: -Maria is visible through thick mist that is wafting around her. Smoke machines are fun!-
...Look you little idiot. If you need me to get your butt off a glue-covered chair then you're so not cool! -Maria stomps off-
Shadow: Noo! Come back Maria! Someone! Anyone!
Meanwhile... With Rouge and Metallix. (As opposed to Meanwhile… with Omochao and Big)
-The two are in a lush rainforest-
Rouge: Hey, I remember this place! It's Botanic Base! It's kinda still on Angel Island! I was sent here once on a mission! (Exclamation Mark!)
Metallix: ...Bweep? -Stares at Rouge-
Rouge: Oh! With Eggman, with Eggman! Of course! I wouldn't be working for anyone else! I'm not suspicious at all!
Metallix: -Looks suspicious whilst still being able to glare-
Rouge: Uhh… I'm sure that there's an emerald nearby! Woman's intuition!
Metallix: ...
-They come up to a lake-
Rouge: That shade of blue looks familiar...
-Part of the Lake takes shape of the Chaos emerald beast thing, Chaos Zero-
Chaos Zero: Hi Rouge! -Waves-
Rouge: Hello Chaos.
Chaos: Can we go on a date now Rouge?
Rouge: Sure.
Chaos: Really!
Rouge: No.
Chaos: Aw... So what are you two doing?
Metallix: -Stares at Chaos-
Rouge: We're looking for a piece of the Master Emerald.
Chaos: Well, I might be able to help you!
Rouge: ...Sure.
Metallix: -Stands there and glares. I love writing descriptions.-
Chaos: Well, let's go shall we?
Rouge: Okay.
Chaos: And then maybe a date?
Rouge: No.
Chaos: Damn!
Rouge: By the way, Chaos, why are you acting OC and talking?
Chaos: Because I'm much cooler that way. Besides, if we were being IC, you wouldn't know who I was, anyway.
Rouge: Give a fan fan-fiction and they completely butcher a fandom…
Well, that's the second! And to all of you, don't worry, Amy is coming soon! And don't worry about Tikal, she'll come to her senses and be cool again, I promise! My promises are worth five squirrels!
To answer my single reviewer's question (YAYS!), I'm not particularly a fan of any particular Knuckles coupling, but Knux/Rouge seems to be the most canon? They're kinda cool together, anyways. I'm glad this little file of bytes and barks amused you somehow, anyways.
As always, please R & R!
Bei Bei!
Zuki.