-It's a Knux life!-

By Zuki the Chao

The only new members in this Psycho story is Amy Rose and Villien the chao (Dark Chao walker, yosh) ...And Stinger the Chao, who was the hero of another of my old fanfictions, and has now been reduced to a fanfiction helper. Kinda.

-Chapter Three-

"Echidona, that's what I'm representin'…"

-Sonic, Tikal, Tails and Knuckles are walking through a big forest with many mushrooms-

Tails: Mushrooms!

Sonic: Twee stumps!

Tikal: Sonniku!

Tails: Hey, he's mine!

Knux: Stop it you guys, your over-use of exclamation marks are making me sick.

Tails, Tikal and Sonic: Ok...

Knux: Tikal, why do you keep on acting like Amy, anyway?

Tikal: Well… -Blink blink- I don't know…

Knux: -Sigh- Anyway, we've gotta be careful... I've been here before, and there's these weird springy things that can bind you to them forever, and you'll never be able to break free of them! -Sonic's foot gets caught in a capsicum-like spring- ...shit.

Tails: Sonic! Don't worry, I'll save you! -Tails runs toward Sonic and gets caught in the spring- Aww…

Knux: You are such idiots! -Looks down to see that he has just stepped onto the springy thing- ...Shit!

Tikal: Sonniku! -Runs up to Sonic and gets herself caught-

Knux: Great. I'm stuck here for who knows when. And Rouge is after my Emerald. With Mecha. And I'm doomed to be stuck with you till' hell freezes over.

Sonic: Thath a bad thing?

Tikal and Tails: Yeah? That's a bad thing?

Omochao: -Appears- Be careful not to walk into weird capsicum springs! –Disappears-

Knux: -Stares- That… That was so random!

-Sonic Jr. walks up to them and looks at them-

Knux: We may have a chance! Sonic Jr., I know that you're not as stupid as you make yourself out to be. Nothing can be that dumb, not even Sonic's chao.

Sonic jr.: -Suck Suck- )

-Flies up over the spring and gets himself caught in ANOTHER spring that is magically just above them-

Knux: Sonic, your chao sucks.

Sonic: Thankth... Sonic Jr., Come down! -Sonic Jr. is just, there, and still sucking it's thumb- ...Oh, I'll help you!

-He pulls out his bounce bracelet-

Knux, Tikal and Tails: -In slow motion, because it's cool, and over-used- No Sonic! DOOOOOOOOON'T !

-Sonic jumps up and gets stuck in both springs, successfully trapping the entire party-

-Tails and Tikal move closer to sonic-

Knux: That's not right... Oh I'm doomed here! I can't believe the stupidity of you all!

Anyone, ANYONE who can save us... I'll do anything for them. Except for give them the Master Emerald, of course. Mustn't make myself vulnerable now!

(Suddenly a very spastic theme song begins to play and a pink hedgehog drops down from a tree... and lands face first on the ground)

Amy: You're so sweet… Ow...

Knux: Amy! What are you doing here?

Amy: I was looking for Sonic... Have you seen him?

Knux: Uh, he's right there. -Points to Sonic- But… can you help us out first? DON'T JUMP ONTO THE SPRING, I BEG YOU!

Sonic, Tails and Tikal: Why?

Amy: -Evil eyes glint- You said you'd do anything if someone helped you...

Knux: …Why do I get the feeling that was I'm going to regret this?

Amy: -Back to normal- Anyway! I shall rescue you! -Girlish giggle- Have no fear, Amy Rose is here! -She Pico Pico hammers the spring and Sonic, Tails, Tikal and Knux fall out of it-

Sonic: Thankth Amy!

Sonic Jr.: -Suck Suck-

Tikal: Yeah, thanks…

Tails: You always have to spoil my fun Amy!

Amy: -Pause- So what are you guys doing here? And have you seen Sonic?

Knux: -Stares at Amy- Are you serious? -Looks at her, then at Sonic, then decides to ignore Amy's last comment-

We're looking for one of the eight pieces of the Master Emerald... -Sweat drop- But you don't need to help us, honest!

Amy: Well, I can help you. I'm pretty good at finding things.

Tikal: I believe that is called persistence, actually.

Knux: Did you listen to what I said, Amy?

Amy: …No.

Knux: What did I do to be surrounded by such idiocy!

Amy: -Cries- Wahh! You're mean, Knuckles! -Stops crying- Let's go!

-Amy grabs Knuckles by the quills and drags him off with her, with Tikal, Tails and Sonic following-

"Steel shines like the sun, but remains forever cold."

(Rouge, Metallix and Chaos Zero are walking/hovering/oozing through the rain forest)

-By some weird Plothole Metallix gets separated from them and falls down a hole. As you do-

Metallix: -Beeeeeeeeep-

-He lands to find himself not dented ...and in front of a weird cage with a sobbing chao in it. The chao immediately stops crying.-

Stinger: -Happy Omochao-like music- Just so you dear readers can understand, we're gonna translate Metallix's beeps... Otherwise there would be no point in this crap chapter!

Metallix: -Studies the cage- Who are you?

Chao: I'm a chao. What do I look like? A banana?

Metallix: -Glares… which is what he always does! Wooh!- Why are you in there?

Chao: How would I know? I'm just a Chao.

Metallix: Do you want to get out?

Chao: Not the smartest blender on the block are you?

Metallix: …? -Glare-

Chao: ...YES.

Metallix: Fine. -Metallix slashes the cage with his steel Claws-

Chao: Thanks! -Turns to leave. Yes, the most open and "dramatic" move in fanfiction ever.-

Metallix: Where are you going?

Chao: Away. Why? Do you want me to stay?

Metallix: Not really.

Chao: Okay. But you'll have to give me a name. (Have you noticed that characters in my "Ficcy" rarely listen to each other? Lol!1!)

Metallix: Name?

Chao: You know. Your name is Metallix. Amy's name is Amy...you get what I mean? ...Or are you just an idiot?

Metallix: Why is a name needed?

Chao: Because otherwise you get boring, like you, and you get stuck with an unoriginal name, like "Metal Sonic".

Metallix: -Glares-

Chao: Ugh! How about Villien, then?

Metallix: Fine, Villien.

Villien: Suits me.

Metallix: We'd better go and relocate Rouge.

Villien: Rouge?

Metallix: She is my -Pauses- "Master's" accomplice. -They walk off... Well, fine, more like hover/waddle-

Villien: -As they go- ...Is Rouge a girlfriend of yours?

Metallix: -Looks at Villien- …No? (Girlfriend? What is this strange thing this Chao speaks of? A new l33t code?)

Villien: Woah, you ARE boring!

Well, that's the third. Hope you enjoyed meeting Villien, and re-meeting Amy. I didn't know that Mecha can somehow talk when I first wrote this ages ago, and I thought it'd be a lot more fun if I kept him how he was. That way, I get to write -glares- a lot.

In the next chapter, there'll be a new Team to follow, making it 3 Teams per chapter! Just who are they? Omg, you'll have to wait and see!

Bei Bei!

Zuki.