-It's a Knux Life!-
By Zuki the chao
Hello all! I thought to myself, "I shall not update this story until I finish another chapter of my other Sonic Story, because I want to write more serious stuff, than just this randomness." Well, I might still want to finish that darn chapter, but randomness is a heck of a lot easier to write, and I wanted to submit a new chapter. So, here it is! D Thanks for all your awesome reviews, people!
P.S: DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything Sonic, at all. It took me 5 chapters to realise this, apparently.
-Chapter Five-
"Sonic Heroes, what's your problem, please?"
(Eggman and Team Chaotix are escaping the fire of some angry Eggman robots. Why? Uh, well, they're there to make a level, duh!)
Charmy: -Sob- This is hard! -Does a flip, and barely misses being hit-
Vector: Leave this ta me, boys! -Gets hit by a robot with a lance. My descriptions rule.-
Espio: My Ninja Power™ doesn't seem to be working! -Sob-
Vector: Sure it's not. It's not like it actually doesn't exist, or anything.
Eggman: -Is dodging with the grace of a ballerina- What's your problem? This is easy! -Does a pirouette-
Vector: That's because the Lasers are bouncing off your fat, you ass!
Eggman: -Bursts into tears- Waaaaaaaaaaaah! You're mean! I'm not fat, It's my bones, they're big!
Big: -Hops out of a plothole- Duuuuh… Don't you mean, "There's Big"?
AOL Man: -Hops out after him- You got bad grammar! -They hop back in-
Vector: Well… That was… really weird. -Eye twitch-
Espio: Eggman, stop crying. It doesn't look... grown-up. Or smart.
Eggman: That's okay. I know you didn't mean it. In fact, to symbolize our re-formed friendship, I'll do a dance just for you!
Chaotix: (Ad lib) No! NOOOO! It's Okay! Really! YOU DON'T NEED TO! YAY!
Eggman: -Bounces up and down, and dances like, I dunno, some Disco Fool- It's fun! Like Kero vandalizing!
Vector: Who tha heck is Kero?
Eggman: My best friend!
Charmy: Then… then… -Stares, confused- Why did you say "It's fun! Like KERO VANDALIZING"!
Eggman: …What does vandalizing mean?
Espio: ...You suck Eggman.
"The Echidna with teeth..."
Knux: Well, now that everyone's had a rest, can we finally get on with looking for the Master Emerald shards?
Amy: -Turns Demonic- No! -Goes back to normal- I haven't brushed my hair yet.
Knux: But… you don't have hair, Amy…
Amy: -Deathglare- Shut up.
Knux: -Shuts up-
Tails: Any words of cheerful wisdom today, Sonic?
Sonic: …Is our children learning?
Tails and Tikal: So true!
Knux: If I may quote one of our reviewers, Is it just me or is Sonic a complete idiot? (A/N: That was in the old days, folks. A reviewer really did say that, I promise!)
Amy: He's an Idiot, of course.
Tails: -Stares- Amy, don't you like Sonic?
Amy: Of course I do! How dare you question my love for Sonniku! -Pulls out her Pico Pico Hammer, and starts bashing Tails-
Tikal: No he's not an Idiot! Filthy Knuckles! Sonic-hating scum! Ex-Sonic fan! What a nasty Echidna!
Knux: -Sigh- Can we please get on with it?
Sonic: Yeah! I don't know why all of you are taking so long! -Rolls eyes-
Tails and Tikal: OMG. -Sob- We'll go now! We'll do whatever it takes, to find that Emerald Shard!
Knux: -Stunned- Wow, thanks Sonic…
Sonic: …Huh?
Knux: -Sigh- Nevermind.
Amy: Let's find those Emerald Shards!
Knux: Mind those poorly made Eggman Robots! Especially that Centipede Ro-
-Said Centipede Robot slithers around on the ground, and starts slithering up Amy-
Amy: Yeeeek! -Bashes the Robot to pieces, then jumps on it for good measure-
Tikal: Well, that's taken care of, then!
Knux: I'm never going to get used to this…
Plum Purple wings, Cyan eyes...
(Rouge, Villien, Chaos and Mecha are looking around the fountain in Botanic base on account of their radars are going nuts. Rouge looks into the fountain's water. The reflection shimmers and Knuckles is standing next to her. She looks around only to see nothing but Mecha hovering about, blasting any plant life that may be hiding an Emerald Shard, and Chaos observing the moonlight)
Rouge: -Thinks to herself- That rotten Echidna! -Hits the Reflection, splashing water everywhere- -CUE NAUSEATING ROMANTIC MUSIC HERE!-
I don't see why I liked him in the first place! He was always caring about the Emerald more than me: Couldn't even leave his post to visit me once in a while. Shadow was always more romantic than he was. In fact, he still is.
Mecha? It would never work out... I mean, I'm a bat and he's an emotionless, ruthless Robotic Sonic... But everyone has feelings. And he'd keep my secrets.
And when I'm feeling down... There's always Chaos, I guess. -Looks up at the Chaos Emerald Beast who is still observing the moon-
He must really care about me to keep on going, even when I have rejected him... -Pulls out her notebook and studies it- ...637 times. That could be stupidity, too, but I'm not going to believe that.
Villien: (Is behind her. She didn't notice) You like them, don't you?
Rouge: Wa? Argh! Pervert! -Splashes water at his face-
Villien: Well you didn't have to get so freaked like that!
Rouge: Did you listen to my thoughts? Can Chao do that?
Villien: Yup. I'm one of a kind!
Rouge: Mind your own business! -Throws Villien at the Fountain-
Villien: -Gets stuck at the top of it, and glares down demonically at Rouge. SUDDENLY he dives into the water and resurfaces with the Emerald shard- ...I have found it!
Chaos: -Runs up to Rouge- Is everything okay? I felt a massive energy surge!
Mecha: -Glides up to Rouge and just looks at her, serious. Yeah, he's so cool-
Rouge: -Puts on a pained expression- I… I'm okay... -Looks at both of them-
Mecha: -Cocks his head to one side-
Chaos: What is it? What's wrong?
(Villien: -Sigh- Why isn't anyone paying attention to me? I just found a darn Emerald, for crying out loud!)
Rouge: Uhh... Villien did this weird thing and he glowed purple and his eyes glowed red and it was really freaky and-uhh...-Faints-
-Mecha catches her-
(Villien: Ahhh, I don't flirt. That's why no one listens to me.)
Mecha: -Looks down at her-
Chaos: -Looks closely at her- She still looks so beautiful...
Mecha: -Jostles his arm, to shove Chaos away from him, and makes some indeterminable robotic noise-
Chaos: I don't know what you said, but give me her! Tin can, I may never get this chance again... You can't do anything with her but I can!
Rouge: -Twitches, and wakes up- Huh, what's happening…? Metallix?
Mecha: -Just, well, looks at her. There isn't that much description to give, is there?-
Chaos: -Is getting totally pissed off- Gyaaaaaah! She's mine! GET IT! TIN CAN, YOU WILL DIE!
Rouge: Oh dear... -Blush- Well, anyway, you guys... We have the Emerald Shard... -Grabs the shard out of Villien's hands- See?
Chaos: Cool! We'd better get going then, if we're to get the rest of them.
Mecha: -Nods-
Rouge: Yes, we should! -She takes hold of their hands and they walk/ooze/hover off-
Villien: Gyah! I can't believe it! I almost let out my secret to that… that… Rouge must never know, otherwise my Master's efforts will be in vain!
I thought that Chaos, of all Chao, would see me for what I am. I guess he is as thick as they say. And that Mecha shan't be a problem at all... As my master said, he is only built for destruction, not deduction.
As for the others, well, that should be taken care of soon enough... Phase one has nearly begun... -Walks off after them-
What is Villien's secret? Does Espio's Ninja Power™ really exist? Will "Team Knuckles" ever find their piece of the Emerald? Who is Villien's Master?
Find out all and lots more you didn't want to know in the next chapters of "It's a Knux Life!"
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Bei Bei!
Zuki.