Disclaimer: I find disclaimers so very annoying to put on but for safety reasons blah blah blah blah blah….
Kouga: HURRY UP WITH THE DISCLAIMER!
Kagome Jane: Shut up
Kouga: You shut up
Kagome Jane :No, you shut up! I can make you marry Miroku for all I care.
Kouga: Ew! Just do da disclaimer!
Kagome Jane: I will not be rushed.
Kouga: Shut up
Kagome Jane: You shut up
Shippo sticks head in Ahem! She doesn't own any of us and I really don't care if Kouga marries Miroku.
Miroku: But-but-Oh! Right! Kouga does wear a skirt! I'm okay with the marriage.
Kouga: YOU PERVERT!
Kagome Jane: Sorry Sango! Hope you're not mad that your boyfriend just got stoeln by another man!
Chapter 2: The Date
I came at seven as promised only to see Kagome wearing a super hot formal gown. It was black and her back was empty till the dress covered her butt. There was a rose near her shoulder and the dress had a very, very low neck.
"Aren't we only going to the movies?" I asked looking at the low neck of the dress.
She saw me looking at her boob split and gave me a look that clearly said 'pervert'.
"Nope! I got a super cool invitation to this awesome country club and you're gonna be my escort!" She said.
"Me!" I yelled.
"Yup! That is…if you don't wanna learn the secret…."Kagome said eyeing Kouga.
"Oh my god! Woman!" I said and Kagome and me got in the car.
"Kouga! Stop!" Kagome yelled.
"What do you want now?" I asked.
"You're not formal enough to go!" She said.
"Oh my god! What do you want me to do!" I said stopping the car.
"Well. Th country club dance starts in an hour and half so by then…let's go to your house!" She said with the biggest smile ever.
"Holy cow!" I said.
When we got to my house, she immediately went to my closet and started throwing clothes out.
"Nope, nope, nope, ew, definitely nope! Aha! This is nice!" She said as she pulled out some old black tux and grayish tie.
"This? It's so uncool." I said.
"Kouga, it's a country club." I said.
"Right, whatever." I looked at her low neck again.
GOD! What is wrong with me? No pervertness! I looked at Kagome again only to see her butt in my face and her head in my closet looking for more clothes.
'Don't look, don't look' I thought to myself.
Holy. Her dress was so short that when she meant down, her underwear almost showed.
"Kagome…you might wanna pull your dress down a bit." I said.
Kagome's vein popped.
"YOU PERVERT!" She said as she took my laundry basket and threw it at me.
"No! I mean you know, make it longer, not makin your boobs show." I said. Ahhh! Why did I say that?
She took my backpack with a million heavy text books in their and threw it at me.
"Ouch! Ow!" I yelled.
"What's going on over there?" I heard my brothers say down the long corridors. I don't know. Do you think it's Kouga? Isn't he supposed to be on a date or something? Do you think it's a burglar?" I heard Hakkaku say.
"Quick! We gotta hide in my closet!" I said as I got in the closet in pulled Kagome in.
"Let's go see." I heard Ginta say.
I heard footsteps coming and then the door of my room clicked open.
"Check in the closet." Hakkaku said to Ginta.
"You check in the closet." Ginta said.
"Fine, we'll both check." Hakkaku said.
They opened the closet door revealing me and Kagome inside while my arms were around her.
"Woah, Kouga….did we interrupt?" Ginta said.
"Yah, we didn't disturb any kissing or whatever couples do in a closet did we?" Hakkaku said.
My vein popped.
"Nothing happened between us!" I yelled as I punched both of them hard on their heads.
Kagome just looked confused.
"Right Kouga…sure…then why were you two hugging…in a closet?" Ginta said.
"Yah, why huh?" Hakkaku repeated.
"Nothing happened and you two, especially you two, don't need to know what!" I yelled.
I took Kagome and walked away.
I heard Hakkaku and Ginta whispering behind me.
"I bet they did #!$#!" Ginta whispered.
"Yeah, and #!$$!" Hakkaku whispered.
"Why I oughtta…"I said giving both of them an evil eye.
"Yikes! Run for it!" Hakkaku said as they both ran out the door.
"Did I miss something…?" Kagome asked me.
"Oh! Wow! Look at the time! I guess we used up all the time already!" I said trying to change the subject.
"Kouga….why don't you get a clock for you room? You're staring at a wall." Kagome said.
"Oh! Yeah! I knew that! Heh heh…" I said. Holy I'm acting weird.
Kagome looked at her watch.
"Well, the time passed fast. The ball is already half over. We can't go in now." She said.
"Yeah…whatever. So…are you going to tell me the secret or what?" I asked.
"Oh! Right!" She said.
"Now, Kouga, the secret is-" Kagome put her lips on mine softly and got deeper and deeper.
Finally, she let go.
"And that's the secret!" She said gasping for air.
"That's it?"
"Well, it worked didn't it?"
"Well yah but-"
"Ok, whatever, just drive me home now." She said.
"Argh! I went through all of this just for that?" I said to Kagome but she had already walked out the door.
"Move it Kouga!" She said.
"Hey! Wait up!" I said.
I hope you liked this chappy! I'll write another chappy sooner or later!