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Chapter 2 – I'm not even in the right age to have sex!
"you have to loose your virginity!" Tsunade said flatly.
"Nani!"Naruto and Sasuke Chorused.
"You are a virgin right!" Tsunade Intrigued.
"Of course I am!" Sasuke exclaimed still in shock.
"Good, then there's a chance for plan B to work." Tsunade said.
Sasuke's POV:
Nani? Did I just her her right? Loose my virginity! That's just sick…And most of all, I'm not even in the right age to have sex…I'm twelve for heaven's sake, twelve!...damn, all this information is clogging my thoughts! I'm feeling dizzy, and my head hurts.
….then everything turned black. Yes, the Uchiha Sasuke fainted.
"Hey Sasuke! Are you okay!" Naruto said as he shook Sasuke. (A/N: Of Course he's not baka, does he actually think that if he shakes Sasuke, sasuke would wake up! Come on!)
End of POV:
"Maybe you should take her home." Tsunade suggested.
"Me take her home? I don't wan't someone like this bastard inside my room!" Naruto exclaimed.
"baka…" said Tsunade.
"eh?..." the blonde shinobi said in reply.
"Not your house, his I mean…her house" Tsunade said pointing at the brunette lying on the floor.
"Oh…" Naruto said scratching the back of his head while blushing(A/N:hmmm…what could he be blushing about?)
"You guys should get going now. I mean, I still have work to do and-"
"Tsunade-sama!" a voice said from afar. It was her loyal right hand, Shizune.
"Gah! Too late…' She muttered to herself.
"I finally found you! You said you weren't gonna slack off anymore!" Shizune exclaimed.
"Really? I never remember saying anything like that," Tsunade said.
"Mou…Tsunade-sama, now that your hokage means you have to work hard and…." Shizune lectured but was cut off noticing that Tsunade was not there anymore. "Tsunade-sama!" she shouted.
All Naruto could react was an anime sweatdrop on the head.
"I have problems of my own so I don't have to stick my nose in theirs" he said to himself.
Naruto carried her on his back and left. On his way to Sasuke's apartment, he unexpectedly bumped into dog-boy and bug-freak (kiba and shino).(A/N: hmmm.. I like it, dog-boy and bug-freak….)
"Yo! Naruto, over here!" Kiba exclaimed.
"Hey! What are you doing here? I thought your group had a mission and weren't gonna return till tomorrow?" Naruto asked.
"Oh that! We finished early so we were allowed by Kurenai-sensei to have the whole day off" Kiba replied.
"I envy you guys, you could have a day off from training. We've been having missions coming even before we could even put our butt's in a chair!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Too bad for you!" Kiba chuckled. "By the way, whose that girl your carrying?"
"Well you s-see.. Uhh…s-she's-"
"Totally cute!" Kiba yelled out.
Naruto fell to the ground anime style and Shino had a big sweatdrop on his head.(A/N: Sasuke's lucky! She didn't even fall off when Naruto did the anime fall). Suddenly they heard a small groan coming from Sasuke. She was awake!
Sasuke's POV:
Huh? What just happened? I only remember turning into the girl and...
"Naruto what happened when we went to the hokage!" I exclaimed, still having a blurry vision.
"Well, uh-"
"Hey there cutie, and what would your name be?" A familiar figure said in front of me.
"Who you calling-"then it hit me…duh! I was a girl! I shouldn't go out making a commotion just because someone called me, cute. Doesn't he know that a guy doesn't like to be called cute! Oh yeah, I am a girl…How many times should I say it! Hn…By the way, who is this guy anyway. I said to myself adjusting my vision.
It was…………KIBA!
Eww! Gross! …Darn it, I'm even beginning to sound like a girl too!
"Well?" Kiba said, waiting for my reply.
I have to make this look good "I'm S-Sasuke, Naruto's girlfriend." What! Did I just say girlfriend! I looked at Naruto's face and…he was blushing! How cute is that! I Uhh…I mean... What's he blushing for!
"Wow, Naruto, I'm impressed! You're able to get a cute girlfriend and I'm stuck with this bug-freak over here.." Kiba remarked pointing at Shino.
"Uh right! Well, we have to get going now." Naruto said as he waved goodbye to the two.(A/N: Wow! Shino did'nt even say a word! Talk about quiet)"What was that all about? What if they really believed you that you are really my girlfriend huh, tell me!" He suddenly said to me.
" read my lips, I DON'T CARE.." the Uchiha stressed.
" Uh…duh, I can't coz your on my back and I can't even see you face" The blonde replied. (A/N: Wow! When did Naruto become so smart!)
"Shut up, dobe"
"Whatever, teme"
When they got to the Uchiha's residence Naruto layed down Sasuke to bed and tucked him in.(A/N: Awwwwwwwwwwww! How sweet!)
"Hey dobe…" Sasuke mumbled.
"Yes?" Naruto asked.
"Would you…"
"Would you what?"
"…stay with me?"
Naruto was shocked with the Uchiha's sudden question. He couldn't help the sudden rushing of blood creeping to his cheeks.
"You can't be ser-"
"I'm scared…."
"Scared of what?"
"…"
"Okay, you really don't need to answer that."
Sasuke didn't reply and looked away.
" Don't worry, teme. I'll stay with you" Naruto said with a smile.
Sorry if the chapter is not-so-long. What! I had assignments to do! hehe…please R&R. I promise to make the next chapter better.
