Alchemy, Officers, and Contests
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Note: Thanks for the Reviews! Note to Genkai-Chan: Hey! Did you know I looked like a chibi Roy as a baby? Really! SO HE'S MINE! -both cat fight- lol, jus' jokin' (about the cat fight part, anyway)
Episode TWO
When Edward Attacks
Yes, we all know Edward is just. . .disgusted by milk. Besides it's horrible taste, is there another reason why he detests the drink?
Ah, it was just a normal day at HQ. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, the gun was banging, the birds weren't chirping anymore, and Roy was giggling his little head off when a plan suddenly came to mind. (Smeagol voice) Yeesss. . .a plan. . .a great plaaan. . .
Edward walked down the hallway, whistling like it was a normal day like the others. Fury was suddenly shoved out in front of the young alchemist with a small jar.
"I. . .uh. . .hello, Mr. . .uh. . .Elric! I was. . .uh. . .wondering if. . .uh. . .you know. . .you could. . .uh. . .try out my new experiment drink. . .uh. . .yeah!" the young man stuttered. Feeling like it was a day like no other, Edward put on a wide grin.
"Sure! Why not?" he took the jar and chugged it all down. Fury was dragged out of the hallway, and the teen's eyes widened once he had finished drinking.
"Mu-milk?" he gasped. He fell to his knees, still in shock. The military watched from the sidelines, wondering what was going to happen. He suddenly started snickering, and looked around. Alphonse watched from the entrance of headquarters, sadly shaking his head, hoping that it would not be so bad. But what?
Hughes hummed to himself as he strolled down the hallway to the cafeteria. He heard quick footsteps behind him, and quickly turned around. No one. He continued walking, and heard the footsteps again, and turned around. Still no one. He turned around to the direction he was walking, and in the flash of a light, a certain blond haried teenager fell from the ceiling, yelling the war cry of an Indian.
Roy studied Hughes, who was sitting down on his couch in his office, and was shaking in fear and covered in bandages.
"A-and it came and attacked me from...from whatever the direction up is!" the lieutenant colonel explained. His eyes jolted from one direction to the other, ready to run away screaming if someone attacked him. Roy leaned back in his chair, with a thoughtful expression on his face.
"Hmm. . ." was all he said.
News of the attack had spread all over the military, including three more attacks. Every officer carried a gun whenever they walked through the now dangerous hallways. They had to travel in groups. The plan still didn't work. Something had to be done.
Soldiers rushed into the colonel's office, complaining about the same thing.
Something has to be done!-
I'll forget about you ever stealing my girlfriend!-
If we lose more men, we won't be ready for an attack from the enemy!-
It was funny. Out of all the officers, they came to Roy for help. He sighed and stood up from his desk with a smirk.
Roy put on his motorcycle goggles, armed with three of Riza's pistols, and a fake sword. He put on one of those hat thingies that resembled Fletcher's and put spare gloves in his pockets. The hunt was on.
The man marched down the hallway, holding a gun in each hand. He looked around for anything suspicious. It was quiet. Too quiet. There was that sudden Indian war cry and Roy quickly looked up and backed away. Edward fell from the ceiling and then onto all fours. He had a strange and scary look in his eyes, and a whacky smirk.
"Hello, Fullmetal." Roy said, aiming a gun at the teenager. He pulled the trigger, and out sprayed a fountain of water. Edward quickly dodged and began to walk towards the older man, snickering. Roy took out both guns, and aimed them at the boy, spraying the water all over. Finally, Edward got hit, and he coughed and gagged.
"I hate milk!" he growled.
Heh, it was short! Not like Ed though, he's not short, everyone else is simply too tall, so Ed LOOKS short to them. Review, and tell me what ya think!