Alchemy, Officers, and Contests

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. If I did, I wouldn't say so.

Note: Thank you for the reviews!

To Genkai-Chan: THE WAR IS ON! -takes out machine gun and shoots down all the walls- Whoopsie... (go to the end to see what happens next)

PAIRING OF THIS CHAPTER: RizaxRoy Yeah, you heard me right.

Episode FOUR

Riza's Pie

There was a time when someone would feel like doing something normal for a few hours. Riza wasn't any different. Although, this time, it was for revenge.

(what had happened)

Riza strolled down the hallway to the colonel's office. She was greeted by several officers and sorts,and walked up to Roy's door.

-"Oh Mustang-Taisa, you're so good looking. . ."- someone said. Riza's ears perked up, and she leaned closer to the door.

-"It makes me wonder how cute you were as a child. . ."- The lieutenant glared at the door and kept listening.

-"Oh, very, you can even ask Hughes about it."- the woman heard Roy say. -"so tell me, will you wear a miniskirt for me sometime?"- Riza sweat dropped.

-"Only for you, Taisa!"- that was enough. The lieutenant kicked the door down, an angry flame of fury surrounded her (plus it was visible). A woman, probably in her twenties, had crawled on top of Roy's desk, but froze with one leg still on the ground. Roy looked up too, and froze, and neither of them wanted to be the target for Riza's gun.

Yes, the perfect plan for revenge. PIE. Only, she would put spoiled milk in the crust instead, and camaflouged rotten spinach for the inside. It was much worse than getting shot. Much worse.

Riza carried the pie in a small box, and hummed to herself as she made her way to the colonel's office. She knocked on the door, which was answered by the normal 'Come in.' The lieutenant walked in with the box, and Roy looked up.

"Just because I felt like it, I made pie for every officer in HQ," the woman lied. Roy smiled and took the box.

"Thanks, Hawkeye." he said. She left and in came Edward. Just when the colonel was about to eat some of the pie.

"Hey, is that pie?" the blond asked.

"Uh, yeah. . ."

"Can I have some?"

"Sure."

Once Ed took a bite out of his piece of pie, his eyes widened.

Hughes sung happily to himself as he walked down the halls of headquarters. He heard a noise, and looked up, and was suddenly attacked by a certain boy who was yelling the Indian war cry.

Alphonse watched sadly from outside, and shook his head.

"Not again. . ."

Whoa. That was short. Oh well, Review and I might continue! (man, I like to rhyme, don't I?)

The War (I am too busy shooting at the walls in a mad girl frenzy to even notice that I'm missing Genkai-Chan, who's coming up behind me with the chainsaw)