Part TWO!
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Me: Hello audience and welcome again to another episode of Slash and Linda: The Fic Critics! Today we will be reading five more fanfiction pieces in the SK category. Take it away, guys!
Linda: Sure thing. Hey, where's Slash?
Slash: PEEKABOO! *jumps out from behind curtain*
Linda: Was that intended to scare me?
Slash: Uh, probably not.
Linda: Okay. So let's see.......our first fic for this time is............. "Going Digital" by Angewomon 2000!
Slash: I hope it's funny.
Linda: It probably is. Now let's read.
*they read it*
Linda: And now Slash will give us our summary.
Slash: Good. Our buddy Jam is stuck home alone all three chapters, and each time gets an inspiration to sing one of the songs on his siblings' CDs. Each time he gets caught, he faces a lot of embarassment, and in the end, it turns out that -I- got him on videotape dancing around. He gets MAJORLY dissed, and that's how the fic ends. Ha ha....
Jam: YOU KNOW WHAT?!? *comes out from behind curtain* I AM SICK TO DEATH OF ALL THIS -ME- BASHING!!!! I'M NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH IT ANY - MORE! FIND A FIC THAT DOESN'T TOTALLY ROAST ME, AND READ -THAT-!!!! *storms off stage*
Linda/Slash: *blink blink*
Linda: In conclusion, this humorous three-chaptered songfic will give you a pretty good case of the giggles. Give it a read, it's Linda-approved.
Slash: That was stupid.
Linda: Whatever. And now for Fic #2! And that is..........."The Disillusioned Homework" by MH001!
Slash: Yes! I remember this one! It stars me as the main character!
Linda: Good, then you'll have a wonderful time reading the plot to everyone. Now do so.
Slash: With pleasure! Okay. My adventure starts in the classroom of our stupid witchy French teacher Mrs. Voltinitzen. I'm dozing off (like I usually do, heh heh) and she gets me busted by making me write a story, complete with narration and illustration. To get my mind off this horrendous assignment (and off my ugly teacher) me and the gang go to Mr. Cube's after school. SO. After Linda nearly thrashes me within an inch of my life, me and my buddy Jam manage to get to my house in time to play a little Skateboard Kids 2. But the problem IS, we still have a report to write. BUT! Being the genius I am, I come up with a way to avoid having to write my paper. I ask Wendy if we can borrow her time machine, so we can travel into the future and get it from my future self. The problem is, my future self didn't do it, because my past self was too busy looking for my future self so that I could get the homework. Confusion sets in, but by the time me and Jam arrive at the 8:30 Slash's time, we catch the loafer reading a comic book, and put him to work on the spot. Therefore, later on all the other Slashes and Jams from different times write the story because the 8:30 Slash is a loafer and probably wouldn't do it. So we write it, everything else goes well, and the only problem is that a certain rapper boy entitled the story "No Thanks To Slash, the Time-Traveling Turkey." So in conclusion, our worries are over, and our only fear left is a very angry Linda. The End.
Linda: Man, that was the longest story review ever! You're getting good at this. The verdict? Insanity and hilarity abounds in this creative little fic. Definitely give it a read.
Slash: Time for our next fic review, though. What's our third fic?
Linda: "The Crest of Serenity" By Angewomon 2000!
Slash: Angie's been busy too.
Linda: So this is our story behind our third story. Slash?
Slash: Way ahead of ya. Okay. This story is kind of a Digimon-SK crossover (that's our Angie!) and Nancy is awaiting the arrival of her cousin Matt, along with his friends. When he finally does arrive, he brings along a few friends, including an eight-year-old that Jam falls for. HUH? *reads fic again* JAM FALLS FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.....
Jam: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!!! *He jumps out from behind the curtain, tackles Slash and the two immediately start beating him up. Two guards like the ones on Jerry Springer bring them off the stage so Linda can continue.*
Linda: Right..........well, since Slash is too busy making a scene, I think maybe I should continue explaining the fic. Anyway, after Nancy and the rest of us meet her cousins, we go to Snow Town, unaware that a huge monster called Krystaliamon is about to steal our pure hearts away. Unfortunately, before our new friends can even give us a proper introduction, the evil Digimon arrives, chasing us down. We manage to keep our distance for a good long while, until sadly, a victim is claimed.....our poor little Slashy-pie........and his pure heart is taken. *sniff* And even more sadly, the fanfic wasn't finished because some IDIOT FLAMERS in the reviews for this fic majorly slammed Angie and inspired her to discontinue. So, until then, we can only hope our dear Slash is going to be alright.....
*Slash walks onstage looking beat up and disheveled*
Slash: Yes. I'm alright. Thanks for asking.
Linda: .............The bottom line? Action and crossovers are abundant in this fanfic. A little hint of Sci-Fi is mixed in too. Although it isn't finished, look at it anyway and see if it suits you.
Slash: Next fic!
Linda: Right. Our fourth entry for today is............."Snowboard Kids vs. Digidestined" by Angewomon 2000!
Slash: MORE DIGIMON?!?
Linda: You'd better back off or I'm kicking you off the show.
Slash: Eep.....
Linda: That's what I thought. SO! Now I will have Slash explain this fic.
Slash: *takes the papers from Linda's hands and reads the fic*
Linda: Done?
Slash: Yes. Okay! This is how it goes. Us Snowboard Kids and the Digimon guys are stuck on an island, forced to make our own hideout, get our own food, but this is all screwed up because first of all, Tommy eats all the food, and the fic is NOT FINISHED.
Linda: What's with all these unfinished fics?
Slash: I dunno. Maybe we should ask Angie to finish.
Linda: My thoughts exactly. So the judgement for this one is, it would have been absolutely a masterpiece if it had only been finished.
Slash: Yeah..........okay so, what's the last fic for today?
Linda: Our last fic is.........."T'Was the Night Before X-Mas, Snowboard Kid style"! By Angewomon 2000!
Slash: Yay!
Linda: And Slash will read to us.
Slash: Okay. The fic is about Jam. He's all grown up, he's happily married, and the problem is Nancy's cousin (and Digimon character) Matt breaks into the house dressed as Santa Claus. They apprehend the perpetrator, they send him running with a hair-eating praying mantis, and in the end, Jam and his honey cuddle up in bed only for Jam to discover that his wife is pregnant! Da-da-da-da! Not to mention the second chapter features a funny X-mas party scenario involving Jam and me attempting to break in the house, only to view Mimi half naked. We all fall down, Jam confesses his hate for chocolate, and various other things happen. Wanna find out the OTHER things? READ THE FIC YOURSELF!!!
Linda: That was uncalled for.
Slash: I have a bellybutton.
Linda: Don't we all. Well, that's all the time we have for today. In the meantime, take our advice - keep on reading and you'll get a pleasant greeting.
Slash: You GOTTA think of some new lines.
Linda: Whatever......
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Me: Hello audience and welcome again to another episode of Slash and Linda: The Fic Critics! Today we will be reading five more fanfiction pieces in the SK category. Take it away, guys!
Linda: Sure thing. Hey, where's Slash?
Slash: PEEKABOO! *jumps out from behind curtain*
Linda: Was that intended to scare me?
Slash: Uh, probably not.
Linda: Okay. So let's see.......our first fic for this time is............. "Going Digital" by Angewomon 2000!
Slash: I hope it's funny.
Linda: It probably is. Now let's read.
*they read it*
Linda: And now Slash will give us our summary.
Slash: Good. Our buddy Jam is stuck home alone all three chapters, and each time gets an inspiration to sing one of the songs on his siblings' CDs. Each time he gets caught, he faces a lot of embarassment, and in the end, it turns out that -I- got him on videotape dancing around. He gets MAJORLY dissed, and that's how the fic ends. Ha ha....
Jam: YOU KNOW WHAT?!? *comes out from behind curtain* I AM SICK TO DEATH OF ALL THIS -ME- BASHING!!!! I'M NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH IT ANY - MORE! FIND A FIC THAT DOESN'T TOTALLY ROAST ME, AND READ -THAT-!!!! *storms off stage*
Linda/Slash: *blink blink*
Linda: In conclusion, this humorous three-chaptered songfic will give you a pretty good case of the giggles. Give it a read, it's Linda-approved.
Slash: That was stupid.
Linda: Whatever. And now for Fic #2! And that is..........."The Disillusioned Homework" by MH001!
Slash: Yes! I remember this one! It stars me as the main character!
Linda: Good, then you'll have a wonderful time reading the plot to everyone. Now do so.
Slash: With pleasure! Okay. My adventure starts in the classroom of our stupid witchy French teacher Mrs. Voltinitzen. I'm dozing off (like I usually do, heh heh) and she gets me busted by making me write a story, complete with narration and illustration. To get my mind off this horrendous assignment (and off my ugly teacher) me and the gang go to Mr. Cube's after school. SO. After Linda nearly thrashes me within an inch of my life, me and my buddy Jam manage to get to my house in time to play a little Skateboard Kids 2. But the problem IS, we still have a report to write. BUT! Being the genius I am, I come up with a way to avoid having to write my paper. I ask Wendy if we can borrow her time machine, so we can travel into the future and get it from my future self. The problem is, my future self didn't do it, because my past self was too busy looking for my future self so that I could get the homework. Confusion sets in, but by the time me and Jam arrive at the 8:30 Slash's time, we catch the loafer reading a comic book, and put him to work on the spot. Therefore, later on all the other Slashes and Jams from different times write the story because the 8:30 Slash is a loafer and probably wouldn't do it. So we write it, everything else goes well, and the only problem is that a certain rapper boy entitled the story "No Thanks To Slash, the Time-Traveling Turkey." So in conclusion, our worries are over, and our only fear left is a very angry Linda. The End.
Linda: Man, that was the longest story review ever! You're getting good at this. The verdict? Insanity and hilarity abounds in this creative little fic. Definitely give it a read.
Slash: Time for our next fic review, though. What's our third fic?
Linda: "The Crest of Serenity" By Angewomon 2000!
Slash: Angie's been busy too.
Linda: So this is our story behind our third story. Slash?
Slash: Way ahead of ya. Okay. This story is kind of a Digimon-SK crossover (that's our Angie!) and Nancy is awaiting the arrival of her cousin Matt, along with his friends. When he finally does arrive, he brings along a few friends, including an eight-year-old that Jam falls for. HUH? *reads fic again* JAM FALLS FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.....
Jam: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!!! *He jumps out from behind the curtain, tackles Slash and the two immediately start beating him up. Two guards like the ones on Jerry Springer bring them off the stage so Linda can continue.*
Linda: Right..........well, since Slash is too busy making a scene, I think maybe I should continue explaining the fic. Anyway, after Nancy and the rest of us meet her cousins, we go to Snow Town, unaware that a huge monster called Krystaliamon is about to steal our pure hearts away. Unfortunately, before our new friends can even give us a proper introduction, the evil Digimon arrives, chasing us down. We manage to keep our distance for a good long while, until sadly, a victim is claimed.....our poor little Slashy-pie........and his pure heart is taken. *sniff* And even more sadly, the fanfic wasn't finished because some IDIOT FLAMERS in the reviews for this fic majorly slammed Angie and inspired her to discontinue. So, until then, we can only hope our dear Slash is going to be alright.....
*Slash walks onstage looking beat up and disheveled*
Slash: Yes. I'm alright. Thanks for asking.
Linda: .............The bottom line? Action and crossovers are abundant in this fanfic. A little hint of Sci-Fi is mixed in too. Although it isn't finished, look at it anyway and see if it suits you.
Slash: Next fic!
Linda: Right. Our fourth entry for today is............."Snowboard Kids vs. Digidestined" by Angewomon 2000!
Slash: MORE DIGIMON?!?
Linda: You'd better back off or I'm kicking you off the show.
Slash: Eep.....
Linda: That's what I thought. SO! Now I will have Slash explain this fic.
Slash: *takes the papers from Linda's hands and reads the fic*
Linda: Done?
Slash: Yes. Okay! This is how it goes. Us Snowboard Kids and the Digimon guys are stuck on an island, forced to make our own hideout, get our own food, but this is all screwed up because first of all, Tommy eats all the food, and the fic is NOT FINISHED.
Linda: What's with all these unfinished fics?
Slash: I dunno. Maybe we should ask Angie to finish.
Linda: My thoughts exactly. So the judgement for this one is, it would have been absolutely a masterpiece if it had only been finished.
Slash: Yeah..........okay so, what's the last fic for today?
Linda: Our last fic is.........."T'Was the Night Before X-Mas, Snowboard Kid style"! By Angewomon 2000!
Slash: Yay!
Linda: And Slash will read to us.
Slash: Okay. The fic is about Jam. He's all grown up, he's happily married, and the problem is Nancy's cousin (and Digimon character) Matt breaks into the house dressed as Santa Claus. They apprehend the perpetrator, they send him running with a hair-eating praying mantis, and in the end, Jam and his honey cuddle up in bed only for Jam to discover that his wife is pregnant! Da-da-da-da! Not to mention the second chapter features a funny X-mas party scenario involving Jam and me attempting to break in the house, only to view Mimi half naked. We all fall down, Jam confesses his hate for chocolate, and various other things happen. Wanna find out the OTHER things? READ THE FIC YOURSELF!!!
Linda: That was uncalled for.
Slash: I have a bellybutton.
Linda: Don't we all. Well, that's all the time we have for today. In the meantime, take our advice - keep on reading and you'll get a pleasant greeting.
Slash: You GOTTA think of some new lines.
Linda: Whatever......