Alchemy, Officers, and Contests
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Episode FIVE
Coffee Madness
The colonel looked through his cupboards. Tea. He looked through his closets. Tea. Shoebox. Tea. Riza's gun and bullet collection. More tea. Roy nearly pulled all of the hair out of his head in anger. All of the coffee was gone. He would have to settle for what was here, just because he didn't feel like leaving headquarters. He grabbed a tea bag and boiled some water.
Riza entered the office, expecting to smell something that resembled coffee, but instead, smelled the scent of tea. She dropped all her paperwork in shock. Say it ain't so. Colonel Mustang was drinking tea. And that was bad. Real bad. She ran out the door to get a few officers.
"Breda, Fury, you come with me to go buy some coffee; Havoc, you stay here and stop the colonel from drinking too much tea. Ready?" Riza asked.
"Yes, Sir!" all three men saluted, and they scrambled.
Roy sat in his office with a cup of tea, and was humming to himself. Havoc walked into the office.
"Uh, Sir? I have to watch you for no good reason under orders of Lieutenant Hawkeye." he said.
"Okay, sure, whatever."
"Okay, so what kind of coffee does Mustang like again?" Breda asked. Fury shrugged, and Riza sighed.
"This is going to take a while. . ."
Havoc rocked back and forth in his chair, reading a magazine, while Roy grabbed another tea bag. The colonel looked out the window, and wanting something good to do, he threw his expensive chair out the window. The chair landed on the ground with a crash.
"Darn birds!" someone yelled from below.
Riza, Fury, and Breda stood at the back of a, what looked like, mile long line in the store.
"This is going to take a while. . ."
Havoc leaned back in his chair in boredom. He got up, and walked out of the office to get something to eat, while the colonel trashed everything in sight.
Riza and the two other officers were finally at the cash register. The cashier shook her head slightly.
"I'm sorry, but you exceeded the fifteen item limit. You'll have to go to the other cashier." The three officers groaned, and they dragged their feet to the next cash register, that had a line that looked more than two miles long.
Havoc walked back in with a sandwhich, and sat down in his chair, not noticing the destruction of the office. The colonel laughed evilly as he threw things everywhere, accidently hitting the lieutenant in the head, but no one noticed.
"Finally! Now we can get back to headquarters!" Breda exclaimed. The three officers got to the office, and gasped at the sight they saw. Most of the things were blown up, several desks were on fire, and Roy was a laughing madman. Havoc just sat at his desk, still reading, and not paying any attention to what was happening. Riza fell to her knees at the mess.
"This is going to take a while. . ."
Yep. You're all wondering how tea can bein a shoebox, and Riza's bullet and gun collection. I originally had put itas Black Hayate'sdog food storage, but then I changed my mind. Review and I'll update.