Alchemy, Officers, and Contests

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. If I did, I wouldn't say so.

Roy: -to FlameBrake, me, and Genkai-Chan- Ladies, ladies, please. No need to fight. There's enough of me to go around. -sparkles-

All three: Eek. Armstrong.

Episode SIX

It Began with a Fight

Roy, Edward, and several of the officers walked into the office, grumbling and covered in food. Riza, who was sitting in her desk, looked up and saw the mess.

"What happened?" she asked, trying to keep from laughing. Roy sighed and spoke.

"It began with a fight. . ."

All I have been doing was minding my own business, when Fullmetal here ran up to be and attacked me. Now, he wasn't in one of his 'I just drank milk' moods, so that didn't give him an excuse to attack me for no reason. I was just an innocent young man, trying to mind his own business, and a shrimp makes it not happen.

"THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!" Edward interrupted. "AND I AM NOT A SHRIMP!"

Baka Taisa here was making fun of me for no reason, and all he was doing was calling me anything related to short. I AM NOT SHORT! Everyone else is just taller.

"I saw the whole mess." Breda coughed.

Fullmetal and the Colonel were fighting over paperwork for no reason, and then Fullmetal attacked him, and Flame had to protect himself and then BOOM! BAM! POW! and then there was that and then there was this and then there was a BANG! and then

"No, that's not how it happened," Fury said.

They were actually fighting because they always do, and this fight was no different than all the other ones. We followed them over to the lunchroom, who were still yelling and brawling. Fullmetal accidentally clapped his hands, and food flew everywhere.

"THAT WAS NOT WHAT HAPPENED!" Edward and Roy yelled.

(Ed) Baka Taisa here wanted to become a baka and threw a plate of Lo Mein at me!

(Roy) But then Shrimpy Edward here grabbed a bowl full of icecream and now the weird silver color will be stuck in my hair for weeks!

(Ed) WHO CARES? I got milk in my shoes! Not to mention spagetti in my shirt!

The two officers began yelling at each other once more, and Riza pointed her gun up at the ceiling. She shot a shot, and several small pieces of the ceiling fell. Roy and Edward stopped yelling to look at the lieutenant in fear.

"It doesn't really matter what happened several minutes ago." she said between clenched teeth. "just get cleaned and fight somewhere else. . ."

And so they did. But their yells could be heard from all over HQ, much less the whole city.

I hate you!

I hate you more!

And so, their fight was ended when the Fuhrer took out an imaginary machine gun and blew everything up. They all lived deathly ever after.

So? Whattya think? I meant to make this chapter longer, butuhit didn't work. But all ya have ta dois REVIEW! And I will update.

Roy: -sniffleto me, FlameBrake, and Genkai-Chan- I lied. I'm sorry to you all. There is another.

All three: -glare- WHO...

Roy: Her name...is Riza Hawkeye.

All Three: NOOOOOOO!