Alchemy, Officers, and Contests
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. If I did, I wouldn't say so. I also don't own Little Red Riding Hood.
Warning: Envy is OOC. I think. Lots of randomness. Oh, anyone wanting to see Roy's revenge will have to wait 'till chapter ten. Keep you something to look foreward to, lol. Oh, one more thing. Let's all form a gang, and mug Conner from my school, because he dissed Roy. We must kill him! KILLKILLKILL! DIE CONNER DIE! I HATE YOUR STUPID GUTS!
Episode EIGHT
Little Green Palm-Tree Head
Officers crowded around inside the office, snapping pictures with cameras. Roy and his subordinates stared at the middle in disbelief. Edward and Alphonse entered the room, wondering what was going on. Ed made his way through the people, and then saw what they were staring at.
Envy stood there, all chibi, with a dark green cloak, striking poses. He waved to everyone, and blew kisses.
"Thank you! Thank you very much! Love ya'll!" he squealed. He saw the shocked Fullmetal, and waved to him, too.
"Hello, Edwaaaaaard!" he called. Envy jumped up as high as his chibified body could take him, and ran up to the teenager, giving him a hug. Ed twitched in disturbance, and tried to peel the homonculus off of him.
"Eh, Guys? A little help here?" the blond asked. Riza was the first to walk up. She took Envy by the shoulders, and started to pull. The palm-tree head cloak boy clung on tighter to Edward, who was running out of air. Havoc ran up, and took Riza by the shoulders, and helped her pull on the Sin. Then Breda, Then Armstrong. Then Hughes. Fury. And then Roy. All of the soldiers were in a line, tugging at the person in front of them, pulling Envy, ever so slightly, away from the scared Edward.
. . .Later. . .
Edward was turning blue. Chibi Envy clung to his neck.
"All right, men!" Roy yelled. "on the count of three!"
"One. . ."
The soldiers got ready.
"Two. . ."
They took a deep breath.
"THREE!"
The soldiers pulled with all their might, and Envy flew across the room, and into the wall. Edward took his time to regain oxygen. Chibi Envy peeled himself off the wall, and dusted off his cloak.
"LITTLE GREEN PALM-TREE HEAD STRIKES AGAIN!" he yelled at the top of his lungs, and jumped out of the window. There was a loud screech of tires, and a 'THUNK'.
"I'm okay!" Envy yelled from below. The sound of more cars crashing was suddenly heard, and then there were more 'THUNK' sounds. The soldiers sweatdropped.
"Please tell me this is the last we see of that guy. . ." Havoc said.
Uh-huh. That was strange. I wanted it to be longer, but it came out kinda short. Review and I'll update! No flames! Oh and: DIE STUPID CONNER DIE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! -stabs a picture of Conner with a throwing knife-