Part SIX!
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Slash: Hello and we're back again after much.....uh.....awaitedness.
Linda: Anticipation.
Slash: What you said. Let's start this next five reviews off on a good note this time.
Linda: Especially after your streaking incident...?
Slash: Forget that. What's the first one for today?
Linda: That would be.....hey, Miss Authoress! Your first SK fic is up next on our list!
Me: YES! Don't flame it, please.
Slash: Oh trust me, we will.
Me: S**t
Linda: (laughs) No, we won't. Right Slash?
Slash: Right. We will.
Linda: Uh, no. Now on to the task at hand. Our first fic for this section is "The Ninja Land Adventure; Act 1" by Kitty Kuehnemund!
Me: Yes!................again
Linda: Slash? I'm trusting you to be honest on this one.
Slash: Uhhh.......huh. Okieday. It starts off with us Kids-
Linda: Actually it says right here that Sinobin-
Slash: ME! NOT YOU! ME!
Linda: ...
Slash: .......It starts off with us Kids bugging Nancy to make us breakfast. Like we always do! So after a normal morning we trudge off to Ninja Land and practically freeze to death in the process. Yes! Suckville! But it gets better. It's about seventy degrees in Ninja Land once we get there, so that's the pro. The con is that me and Jam and Tommy get sidetracked and find ourselves seduced by three cute little Japanese girls....
Jam: CON?!?!? THAT'S the PRO!!! I'd rather be surrounded by lovely geishas than be stuck in Sinobin's hometown!!!
Slash: No comment from rapper boy. Anyhoo, while us three boys are in terrible peril, Linda and Nancy rescue us-
Jam: One of us which did NOT want to be rescued.....
Slash: -only to be confronted by Sinobin himself. He tells us to stop hanging around and get to the start line because he's an impatient son of a-
Sinobin: (walks onstage) Thank you. I'll take it from here. (shoves Slash into the orchestra pit)
Slash: EEYAH! (falls down)
Linda: Uh, here. (Hands Sinobin the fic)
Sinobin: Now where were we. Ah, yes. The children and I have just made it to the start line, and as we are waiting for Dog-san to arrive, Jam and Linda begin maliciously flirting, which I take upon myself to stop before things get out of hand. I personally think that boy has horniness issues.
Me: Let's keep it under PG-13, Sinobin!
Sinobin: All apologies.
Slash: Hey! That's a song from Nirvana!
Sinobin: Continuing. Anyway, the race begins, and for most of the ordeal I am in first place. But a little competitive action from the other three children lands me in last place at the last minute, and the one they call Jam takes home the trophy. The story concludes with a romantic moment between Jam and Linda. Owari. (takes a bow)
Slash/Linda/Authoress: (claps)
(Sinobin walks offstage)
Slash: (picks up the papers) I think he's better at it than you are.
Linda: Shut up. The bottom line is, it's got action, it's got humor....... (starts singing) It's cool, it's hot, it's everything you're not! Now what's the next fic?
Slash: "Out of Control" by Kitty Cat.
Linda: (walks offstage)
Me: You know, Linda, you insult us shonen-ai fans every time you pull stunts like this.
Slash: (also walks offstage)
Me: WHAT'S A PAIR OF GOOD CRITICS IF THEY'RE SCARED TO EVEN TOUCH A YAOI FIC?!? HUH HUH HUH?!?
Tommy: Go on.
Me: Sorry. Anyway, Out of Control is centered around Slash, and apparently we get the impression that his home and school live are somewhat troubled. His father is also a real piece of work. Sadly, Slash comes home after a rotten school day only to discover that his parents are divorcing. Furious, he grabs his snowboard boots and board and storms out of the house. Later, at the "secret spot", he meets up with Jam, where Slash tells him about everything that has been going on. It ends with a twist; after Slash is done crying, Jam kisses him! On the lips too! (Cuteness!) Slash doesn't seem to mind, but it adds on to the issues of the day that have been running through Slash's mind. Later he musters up the courage to kiss Jam back. The issues tend to continue; his dad moves to Surrey, Jam begins avoiding Slash (except to give him a copy of "Am I Blue?...."), Slash's mom finds the books he has been reading, and other things. Eventually things even out a little, and Slash and Jam do find solace in each other.
Linda: (walks back onstage) Now I'm starting to wonder why I walked out in the first place. That was actually pretty good.
Slash: My dad is a butthole though. She got that right.
Me: Thanks. You guys finish your job.
Slash: What's our third fanfic?
Linda: "The Cat-Astrophic School Project" By Kitty Kuehnemund. Hey Miss Authoress! We have another story of yours here!
Me: Booyah! Read it willya?
Slash: Without further ado! Okay. It features Brittany and Jeanette, two kids related to me and Jam. They're our little sisters. It also features the rest of us kids. And here it goes; Jam is being a slacker in Science Class so he gets assigned a killer school project - something to do with RADIUM! Now this doesn't turn out like any other Marie Curie's patent project, it deals with soup cans, tinfoil, and a radioactive laser beam that the project fires that transforms me and the other Kids into KITTENS! So we trek around the house, mewing and meowing, eventually finding each other so we can stick together. With a little teamwork from Brittany and Jeanette, us Kids are turned back to normal, and Jam brings a ray gun to school, and turns his TEACHER into a cat! The end!
Linda: The bottom line for this one is, don't play with radium; hilarity will definitely ensue.
Slash: Are you in honors English?
Linda: No....
Slash: 'Cuz you sure do use big words.
Linda: You're the one who mentioned the word "trek" in your review.
Slash: I got it from "Star Trek"!
Linda: TV. I should have known. What's our fourth fanfic?
Slash: That would be......."A Sense of Loyalty" by SakuraBlossom.
Linda: ........
Slash: You've read this one before?
(Linda walks offstage AGAIN)
Me: Uh oh. Linda has left the building. That means it's yaoi.
Slash: I'll stick around for this one. "Out of Control" was pretty cool. This one might be the same.
Me: Okay. Do you want to do the summary or should I?
Slash: I will. Okay, it starts with a sunny morning in Snow Town, but Jam has a very odd question in mind. It appears that he has fallen in love with ME, and doesn't know how or when to tell me. We do go to Sunny Mountain to talk about it, but halfway there after a stop for hot cocoa he tries to confess and fails. But I sweetly reassure him that he's not alone, and I give him a little kiss. *blinks*
Me: Keep going.
Slash: When our relationship finally develops we go out on our first date, to a moonlit spot, and other romantic things. However, our first hardships also occur; Jam gets beaten up by bullies on the school grounds, and days later I get hit by a car. At the end of the fic, we reunite in the Emergency Room of the hospital, and manage to comfort each other.
Me: (claps)
Linda: (walks back onstage) Is it over?
Slash: Yeah. The bottom line is, it's sugary sweet and some parts are gonna make you cry. Well not really. Onions never did make me cry.
Linda: Good. What's our fifth and final fic for today?
Slash: "The Snowboard Kids and Digidestined Go To Movies" by Angewomon2000.
...............WAITAMINUTE!!!! MORE DIGIDESTINED?!? I'M SO SICK OF THIS!!!
Linda: Slash!!! Cool your jets, it's just a crossover!
Slash: I don't care! Those crazy Digimon kids are in ALL HER FICS!
Me: SLASH, THAT'S ENOUGH!!!
Slash: (hangs head low) Yes'm.
Me: Anyway............uh....................
Slash: Hm?
Me: The Fan Fiction thing says, "Site experiencing overload.....please come back in a few minutes."
Slash: Try again.
*A few minutes later*
Me: Ah, here we go. Slash and Linda, take it from here.
Linda: Sure. Slash, read the fic please.
Slash: Anyway, us Kids, the Digidestined and Angewomon are trying to watch a decent movie without everything going wrong. Unfortunately, I have bathroom issues, Jam and Tai are having constant bitch fights, we cross paths with Barney and the movie winds up to be a live-interview with Sailor Moon and Goku, not to mention Pikachu.
Linda: The bottom line? If you get to meet anime characters in person, it's GOTTA be good!
Slash: Well, that's all the time we have for today. Until next time?
Linda: Guaranteed.
Sinobin: Thank goodness.
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Slash: Hello and we're back again after much.....uh.....awaitedness.
Linda: Anticipation.
Slash: What you said. Let's start this next five reviews off on a good note this time.
Linda: Especially after your streaking incident...?
Slash: Forget that. What's the first one for today?
Linda: That would be.....hey, Miss Authoress! Your first SK fic is up next on our list!
Me: YES! Don't flame it, please.
Slash: Oh trust me, we will.
Me: S**t
Linda: (laughs) No, we won't. Right Slash?
Slash: Right. We will.
Linda: Uh, no. Now on to the task at hand. Our first fic for this section is "The Ninja Land Adventure; Act 1" by Kitty Kuehnemund!
Me: Yes!................again
Linda: Slash? I'm trusting you to be honest on this one.
Slash: Uhhh.......huh. Okieday. It starts off with us Kids-
Linda: Actually it says right here that Sinobin-
Slash: ME! NOT YOU! ME!
Linda: ...
Slash: .......It starts off with us Kids bugging Nancy to make us breakfast. Like we always do! So after a normal morning we trudge off to Ninja Land and practically freeze to death in the process. Yes! Suckville! But it gets better. It's about seventy degrees in Ninja Land once we get there, so that's the pro. The con is that me and Jam and Tommy get sidetracked and find ourselves seduced by three cute little Japanese girls....
Jam: CON?!?!? THAT'S the PRO!!! I'd rather be surrounded by lovely geishas than be stuck in Sinobin's hometown!!!
Slash: No comment from rapper boy. Anyhoo, while us three boys are in terrible peril, Linda and Nancy rescue us-
Jam: One of us which did NOT want to be rescued.....
Slash: -only to be confronted by Sinobin himself. He tells us to stop hanging around and get to the start line because he's an impatient son of a-
Sinobin: (walks onstage) Thank you. I'll take it from here. (shoves Slash into the orchestra pit)
Slash: EEYAH! (falls down)
Linda: Uh, here. (Hands Sinobin the fic)
Sinobin: Now where were we. Ah, yes. The children and I have just made it to the start line, and as we are waiting for Dog-san to arrive, Jam and Linda begin maliciously flirting, which I take upon myself to stop before things get out of hand. I personally think that boy has horniness issues.
Me: Let's keep it under PG-13, Sinobin!
Sinobin: All apologies.
Slash: Hey! That's a song from Nirvana!
Sinobin: Continuing. Anyway, the race begins, and for most of the ordeal I am in first place. But a little competitive action from the other three children lands me in last place at the last minute, and the one they call Jam takes home the trophy. The story concludes with a romantic moment between Jam and Linda. Owari. (takes a bow)
Slash/Linda/Authoress: (claps)
(Sinobin walks offstage)
Slash: (picks up the papers) I think he's better at it than you are.
Linda: Shut up. The bottom line is, it's got action, it's got humor....... (starts singing) It's cool, it's hot, it's everything you're not! Now what's the next fic?
Slash: "Out of Control" by Kitty Cat.
Linda: (walks offstage)
Me: You know, Linda, you insult us shonen-ai fans every time you pull stunts like this.
Slash: (also walks offstage)
Me: WHAT'S A PAIR OF GOOD CRITICS IF THEY'RE SCARED TO EVEN TOUCH A YAOI FIC?!? HUH HUH HUH?!?
Tommy: Go on.
Me: Sorry. Anyway, Out of Control is centered around Slash, and apparently we get the impression that his home and school live are somewhat troubled. His father is also a real piece of work. Sadly, Slash comes home after a rotten school day only to discover that his parents are divorcing. Furious, he grabs his snowboard boots and board and storms out of the house. Later, at the "secret spot", he meets up with Jam, where Slash tells him about everything that has been going on. It ends with a twist; after Slash is done crying, Jam kisses him! On the lips too! (Cuteness!) Slash doesn't seem to mind, but it adds on to the issues of the day that have been running through Slash's mind. Later he musters up the courage to kiss Jam back. The issues tend to continue; his dad moves to Surrey, Jam begins avoiding Slash (except to give him a copy of "Am I Blue?...."), Slash's mom finds the books he has been reading, and other things. Eventually things even out a little, and Slash and Jam do find solace in each other.
Linda: (walks back onstage) Now I'm starting to wonder why I walked out in the first place. That was actually pretty good.
Slash: My dad is a butthole though. She got that right.
Me: Thanks. You guys finish your job.
Slash: What's our third fanfic?
Linda: "The Cat-Astrophic School Project" By Kitty Kuehnemund. Hey Miss Authoress! We have another story of yours here!
Me: Booyah! Read it willya?
Slash: Without further ado! Okay. It features Brittany and Jeanette, two kids related to me and Jam. They're our little sisters. It also features the rest of us kids. And here it goes; Jam is being a slacker in Science Class so he gets assigned a killer school project - something to do with RADIUM! Now this doesn't turn out like any other Marie Curie's patent project, it deals with soup cans, tinfoil, and a radioactive laser beam that the project fires that transforms me and the other Kids into KITTENS! So we trek around the house, mewing and meowing, eventually finding each other so we can stick together. With a little teamwork from Brittany and Jeanette, us Kids are turned back to normal, and Jam brings a ray gun to school, and turns his TEACHER into a cat! The end!
Linda: The bottom line for this one is, don't play with radium; hilarity will definitely ensue.
Slash: Are you in honors English?
Linda: No....
Slash: 'Cuz you sure do use big words.
Linda: You're the one who mentioned the word "trek" in your review.
Slash: I got it from "Star Trek"!
Linda: TV. I should have known. What's our fourth fanfic?
Slash: That would be......."A Sense of Loyalty" by SakuraBlossom.
Linda: ........
Slash: You've read this one before?
(Linda walks offstage AGAIN)
Me: Uh oh. Linda has left the building. That means it's yaoi.
Slash: I'll stick around for this one. "Out of Control" was pretty cool. This one might be the same.
Me: Okay. Do you want to do the summary or should I?
Slash: I will. Okay, it starts with a sunny morning in Snow Town, but Jam has a very odd question in mind. It appears that he has fallen in love with ME, and doesn't know how or when to tell me. We do go to Sunny Mountain to talk about it, but halfway there after a stop for hot cocoa he tries to confess and fails. But I sweetly reassure him that he's not alone, and I give him a little kiss. *blinks*
Me: Keep going.
Slash: When our relationship finally develops we go out on our first date, to a moonlit spot, and other romantic things. However, our first hardships also occur; Jam gets beaten up by bullies on the school grounds, and days later I get hit by a car. At the end of the fic, we reunite in the Emergency Room of the hospital, and manage to comfort each other.
Me: (claps)
Linda: (walks back onstage) Is it over?
Slash: Yeah. The bottom line is, it's sugary sweet and some parts are gonna make you cry. Well not really. Onions never did make me cry.
Linda: Good. What's our fifth and final fic for today?
Slash: "The Snowboard Kids and Digidestined Go To Movies" by Angewomon2000.
...............WAITAMINUTE!!!! MORE DIGIDESTINED?!? I'M SO SICK OF THIS!!!
Linda: Slash!!! Cool your jets, it's just a crossover!
Slash: I don't care! Those crazy Digimon kids are in ALL HER FICS!
Me: SLASH, THAT'S ENOUGH!!!
Slash: (hangs head low) Yes'm.
Me: Anyway............uh....................
Slash: Hm?
Me: The Fan Fiction thing says, "Site experiencing overload.....please come back in a few minutes."
Slash: Try again.
*A few minutes later*
Me: Ah, here we go. Slash and Linda, take it from here.
Linda: Sure. Slash, read the fic please.
Slash: Anyway, us Kids, the Digidestined and Angewomon are trying to watch a decent movie without everything going wrong. Unfortunately, I have bathroom issues, Jam and Tai are having constant bitch fights, we cross paths with Barney and the movie winds up to be a live-interview with Sailor Moon and Goku, not to mention Pikachu.
Linda: The bottom line? If you get to meet anime characters in person, it's GOTTA be good!
Slash: Well, that's all the time we have for today. Until next time?
Linda: Guaranteed.
Sinobin: Thank goodness.