Part SEVEN!
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Linda: Well, we're back again.
Slash: And don't worry, this time we'll try to keep it clean.
Tommy: Like that'll ever happen.
Linda: Moving on....what's our first fic for our seventh part?
Slash: Uh, I can't find the stack-thingy of fic-doodads.
Linda: It's right next to you.
Slash: *sees the papers* HI!
Linda: *smacks her forehead with the palm of her hand*
Slash: Okay. First fic for today......."Wandering in a Sea of What Not", by Kitty Cat.
Linda: Intriguing. What's the plot?
Slash: It starts with my folks trying to give me "the talk". I already know all there is to know, so they're kinda thwarted there. But what they DON'T know is that I'm dating the person next door. And NOT Linda, like they think.
Linda: And without resentment!
Slash: So, we "Meet the Parents" of the new kid in town, Michael, who turns out to be the biggest pain in the ass ever to grace the Earth's crust. He starts giving me crap, and eventually finds out that me and Jam are going out. The crap continues, and by the time we hit chapter 8, I'm being slugged by that crap full of crap. I get taken to the hospital, where I'm taken care of and greeted by Jam, and all's well that ends well. We also get a sneak preview of a fic that deals with Linda being pregnant. And she's got MY KID!!!!!
Linda: I'm gonna be sick......*runs off stage*
Me: Slash, maybe you'd better skip Kyle when we get to it.
Slash: No way! How do you think that's gonna make Kitty Cat feel?
Jam: *walks onstage* Well, I think I'd better sit in for Linda for a bit. She's in the bathroom......I think she's up-chucking.
Slash: I didn't know she hated me THAT much. Okay, what's our second fic? *hands Jam the papers*
Jam: "The Bubble Bath Fight" by Angewomon 2000.
Slash: Oh gee. I wonder what this is rated.
Jam: Well, the disclaimer says that what she means is not really a bath in the bathtub, it involves bubbles in a swimming pool. And we're all wearing swimsuits.
Slash: I hope so! So what's it about?
Jam: Well, it's a short fic about me and you and we decide to pull a prank at a pool party. We pour bubble bath stuff in there and pretty soon, there's more bubbles than water. Linda finds out, the chaos ensues, and her mansion is swamped with suds. In the end, me and Slash have suffered the pain and humility of being beaten to a pulp by the brattiest bitch in school -
Me: PG!!!
Jam: - ooookay.........yet everyone ELSE manages to make the best of it. The bottom line: Bubbles + Linda = Whupping.
Slash: Why did we have to get whupped by a GIRL?!?
Jam: Yeah I know, really.
Tommy: You two had it coming.
Slash: *suddenly thinks it would be funny to act black* SHUT YO MOUF, FOO! IMMA KICK YO ASS!
Jam: Riiiiiight.
Nancy: That was lame.
Tommy: That's putting it mildly.
Slash: I did it to be FUNNY!!!
Jam: Well, it wasn't.
Slash: Third fic?
Jam: "Movie Scenes starring the Snowboard Kids" by Kitty Kuehnemund.
Me: Yes! Another of mine!
Nancy: I like Kitty K.'s fics too.
Jam: Slash, you do the describing this time. And don't act black.
Slash: Yeah yeah yeah.......all right. It's scenes from Monty Python, Batman Returns, and the Little Rascals. And we all act like different characters. I get to be the big tall guy who says "NI!" In Monty Python.
Jam: I get to be Buckwheat in The Little Rascals.
Tommy: I forgot who I was.
Jam: They should have made YOU be Penguin!
Slash: Really.
Jam: Bottom line is, it's only funny if you've seen those movies before.
Slash: It's funny anyway!
Tommy: What's the fourth fic?
Slash: "Dreams Dreams" by Angewomon2000.
Jam: Hey! Is this the one where I'm singing?
Slash: Oh gosh.
Tommy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!! YOU AND JEANETTE?!?!?
Slash: MY LITTLE SISTER?!?
Jam: WHAAT? ANGEWOMON YOU CRAP FULL OF CRAP -
Me: *grabs Jam's shirt collar and commences to slap him a good twenty times across the face*
Jam: Ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!
Tommy: Pass the popcorn.
Nancy: Here ya go.
Slash: Well, this is a songfic. It pairs up Jam and Jeanette, and there's a lot of Yeah-Yeahs and Woo-Woos and who knows what. And it's cute!
Tommy: The bottom line? As long as Jam's not around, read to your heart's content!
Nancy: What's our last fic?
Slash: "The Wrong Gameshark Code" by Kitty Kuehnemund. OOH! I LOVE THIS ONE!!!
Jam: *staggers over* Which one?
Slash: I wanna read. Is Linda done being sick yet?
Tommy: No.
Slash: Poo. All right, here's the scoop. Jam wants to become Mr. Moneybags for a day, so he asks me if he can borrow my GameShark. I give it to him, and he puts in the code, but the problem is that it doesn't work out. Jam gets a tummyache, and when he finishes the race he pukes. When we take him home we find out that he's got morning sickness, because the GameShark gave him a baby Pokemon, and did so by putting it in his tummy! Nine days later, he starts having pains in the middle of the night so we ring up the doctor. It takes a few hours but finally Jam pulls through just fine, and we're given the cutest little gift ever - a baby Pichu!
Jam: Uh, dudes can't get pregnant.
Tommy: HEL-LOO! CAN YOU SAY, *FICTION*?!?
Jam: Oh yeah.
Linda: *walks back onstage, wiping her mouth off with her sleeve* Ick.
Slash: The bottom line is, you've never read anything like it!!!
Linda: And that's all the time we have for today, so -
Tommy: *does a really annoying Barney voice* Until later, kids!
Everyone except Tommy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Linda: Well, we're back again.
Slash: And don't worry, this time we'll try to keep it clean.
Tommy: Like that'll ever happen.
Linda: Moving on....what's our first fic for our seventh part?
Slash: Uh, I can't find the stack-thingy of fic-doodads.
Linda: It's right next to you.
Slash: *sees the papers* HI!
Linda: *smacks her forehead with the palm of her hand*
Slash: Okay. First fic for today......."Wandering in a Sea of What Not", by Kitty Cat.
Linda: Intriguing. What's the plot?
Slash: It starts with my folks trying to give me "the talk". I already know all there is to know, so they're kinda thwarted there. But what they DON'T know is that I'm dating the person next door. And NOT Linda, like they think.
Linda: And without resentment!
Slash: So, we "Meet the Parents" of the new kid in town, Michael, who turns out to be the biggest pain in the ass ever to grace the Earth's crust. He starts giving me crap, and eventually finds out that me and Jam are going out. The crap continues, and by the time we hit chapter 8, I'm being slugged by that crap full of crap. I get taken to the hospital, where I'm taken care of and greeted by Jam, and all's well that ends well. We also get a sneak preview of a fic that deals with Linda being pregnant. And she's got MY KID!!!!!
Linda: I'm gonna be sick......*runs off stage*
Me: Slash, maybe you'd better skip Kyle when we get to it.
Slash: No way! How do you think that's gonna make Kitty Cat feel?
Jam: *walks onstage* Well, I think I'd better sit in for Linda for a bit. She's in the bathroom......I think she's up-chucking.
Slash: I didn't know she hated me THAT much. Okay, what's our second fic? *hands Jam the papers*
Jam: "The Bubble Bath Fight" by Angewomon 2000.
Slash: Oh gee. I wonder what this is rated.
Jam: Well, the disclaimer says that what she means is not really a bath in the bathtub, it involves bubbles in a swimming pool. And we're all wearing swimsuits.
Slash: I hope so! So what's it about?
Jam: Well, it's a short fic about me and you and we decide to pull a prank at a pool party. We pour bubble bath stuff in there and pretty soon, there's more bubbles than water. Linda finds out, the chaos ensues, and her mansion is swamped with suds. In the end, me and Slash have suffered the pain and humility of being beaten to a pulp by the brattiest bitch in school -
Me: PG!!!
Jam: - ooookay.........yet everyone ELSE manages to make the best of it. The bottom line: Bubbles + Linda = Whupping.
Slash: Why did we have to get whupped by a GIRL?!?
Jam: Yeah I know, really.
Tommy: You two had it coming.
Slash: *suddenly thinks it would be funny to act black* SHUT YO MOUF, FOO! IMMA KICK YO ASS!
Jam: Riiiiiight.
Nancy: That was lame.
Tommy: That's putting it mildly.
Slash: I did it to be FUNNY!!!
Jam: Well, it wasn't.
Slash: Third fic?
Jam: "Movie Scenes starring the Snowboard Kids" by Kitty Kuehnemund.
Me: Yes! Another of mine!
Nancy: I like Kitty K.'s fics too.
Jam: Slash, you do the describing this time. And don't act black.
Slash: Yeah yeah yeah.......all right. It's scenes from Monty Python, Batman Returns, and the Little Rascals. And we all act like different characters. I get to be the big tall guy who says "NI!" In Monty Python.
Jam: I get to be Buckwheat in The Little Rascals.
Tommy: I forgot who I was.
Jam: They should have made YOU be Penguin!
Slash: Really.
Jam: Bottom line is, it's only funny if you've seen those movies before.
Slash: It's funny anyway!
Tommy: What's the fourth fic?
Slash: "Dreams Dreams" by Angewomon2000.
Jam: Hey! Is this the one where I'm singing?
Slash: Oh gosh.
Tommy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!! YOU AND JEANETTE?!?!?
Slash: MY LITTLE SISTER?!?
Jam: WHAAT? ANGEWOMON YOU CRAP FULL OF CRAP -
Me: *grabs Jam's shirt collar and commences to slap him a good twenty times across the face*
Jam: Ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!
Tommy: Pass the popcorn.
Nancy: Here ya go.
Slash: Well, this is a songfic. It pairs up Jam and Jeanette, and there's a lot of Yeah-Yeahs and Woo-Woos and who knows what. And it's cute!
Tommy: The bottom line? As long as Jam's not around, read to your heart's content!
Nancy: What's our last fic?
Slash: "The Wrong Gameshark Code" by Kitty Kuehnemund. OOH! I LOVE THIS ONE!!!
Jam: *staggers over* Which one?
Slash: I wanna read. Is Linda done being sick yet?
Tommy: No.
Slash: Poo. All right, here's the scoop. Jam wants to become Mr. Moneybags for a day, so he asks me if he can borrow my GameShark. I give it to him, and he puts in the code, but the problem is that it doesn't work out. Jam gets a tummyache, and when he finishes the race he pukes. When we take him home we find out that he's got morning sickness, because the GameShark gave him a baby Pokemon, and did so by putting it in his tummy! Nine days later, he starts having pains in the middle of the night so we ring up the doctor. It takes a few hours but finally Jam pulls through just fine, and we're given the cutest little gift ever - a baby Pichu!
Jam: Uh, dudes can't get pregnant.
Tommy: HEL-LOO! CAN YOU SAY, *FICTION*?!?
Jam: Oh yeah.
Linda: *walks back onstage, wiping her mouth off with her sleeve* Ick.
Slash: The bottom line is, you've never read anything like it!!!
Linda: And that's all the time we have for today, so -
Tommy: *does a really annoying Barney voice* Until later, kids!
Everyone except Tommy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA