Alchemy, Officers, and Contests
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. If I did, I wouldn't say so.
Note: Totally random. I just typed what came to my mind, lol.
To Genkai-Chan: Hey! Thanks for the bomb! -throws it at Conner, then quickly takes out a machine gun and blows him to bits with an insane laugh-
Episode NINE
Groceries
The homonculus sins weren't too fond of Gluttony. Besides the fact that he can help clean up after they killed someone or something like that, they didn't like him much. They found him. . .annoying.
Can I eat him?
When can I eat the human?
I'm hungry, can I eat him?
When can I eat?
That was the only thing they ever heard escape from his mouth. The rest of the time he'd be drooling.
Lust sat at a desk, reading a novel. She loved the silence when it came to reading. It wasn't that silent, though, because she was sniffling, and wiping away tears at a very sad/happy part of the book. The homonculus had the feeling she was watched. She looked up, and saw Gluttony staring at her.
"What is it?" she asked.
"I'm hungry. Can I eat something?" the shory, chubby fellow said.
Wrath sat by a tree, doing nothing but stare out into space. He heard someone plop onto the ground next to him, and looked.
"What?" the young homonculus asked.
"I'm hungry. Can I eat something?" Gluttony said.
Envy stood in his room, in front of a mirror. He transformed into several people.
(transforms to Ed) "Oowah! I'm Fullmetal Pipsqueak!"
(transforms to Roy) "Ah! And I am the Flamed Alchemist! Everyone loves me!"
(transforms to Ed again) "It's true! I love you Taisa!"
(transforms to Roy) "I love you too, Edo-kun! Let's get married!"
(transforms to a crying Ed) "Oh, thank you, Taisa! I do!"
Envy snickered. People wondered what he liked to do at his past time. The door opened, and he turned.
"What?" he asked, annoyed someone entered his room without knocking.
"I'm hungry. Can I eat something?" Gluttony asked.
Sloth looked through a magazine, sitting on a bench. Someone walked up to her.
"No." she said, and the person walked away.
"Something has to be done." Envy said. "that glutton won't leave me alone."
"Same goes for me," Wrath blinked. Lust and Sloth nodded. They all watched Gluttony eat a tree.
"Even if he does eat," Lust began. "he is still hungry. We need to find something that will never run out."
"I heard there was a grocery store a few blocks away," the youngest Sin said. Everyone was silent, and looked over to where the chubby homonculus was.
"Oh, Gluttony. . ." they said in unison.
The Sins stood in front of a building. Envy had Gluttony blind folded, the chubby man drooling.
"All right, Envy. Let 'im loose!" Lust, Sloth, and Wrath hid behind a fence that popped out of no where, armed with helmets and shields. Envy removed the blind fold, and shoved Gluttony into the store. Screaming people raced out of the building, as the four Sins heard the homonculus's laugh.
"Well, that takes care of that!" Envy said, dusting off his hands. "anyone want to go to a movie?"
Really. I told you so. I just wrote what came to my mind, and you know what? I kinda like how it turned out. Review and I'll update!