Alchemy, Officers, and Contests

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. If I did, I wouldn't say so.

Genkai-Chan: lol, I doubt that's the same Conner. This one is 13, and is a lousy excuse for a human being. lol

Note: This is, like, a RoyxEd FLUFFY. . . for Genkai-Chan and Flame Break! (for being such cool rivals, lol) I'm still freaked out about this one fanart I just saw on a Japanese site. . .it was so sad! (and scary) And it had Al in it, and and and it was scary because part of the skin on his face was melted and and and the muscles were showing and it was horrible! (Note to self- stay away from those graphic sites from now on)

Episode TEN

Roy's Journal

Ed was bored. He wanted to take a break from researching the Philosopher's Stone. He wanted to pull a prank on Roy, but he couldn't because it was Roy's turn to pull a prank on him and he didn't want to get any of the Reviewers mad, who wanted to see what Roy's revenge was.

The teen saw Roy rushing down the hallway with paperwork, being chased by several bullets. Something dropped, and Edward leaned down to pick it up.

"Ooh. . .a journal. . ." he grinned. Who cares about Roy's revenge, this could be BLACKMAIL! Ed snickered evilly, and raced down to his dorm, where he sat at his desk. He flipped to one page.

March 7, 1911

Oo-wah! I write so much I had to start another journal! Anyway, you know Edward? He passed the Alchemy Exam. Good. Why is that good? Because when I become Fuhrer, I will make all female officers wear TINY MINI SKIRTS! Why tiny? Because it's a man's FANTASY! Did you see Hawkeye? She was all 'Rar.'

Edward stopped reading. None of the entries made any sense at all. The Colonel seemed to skip around a lot, not to mention his handwriting was sloppy. The teen flipped several pages.

July 12, 1914

Yes, I know. The ladies LOVE me. I'm having fun watching these three girls fight over me (a-hem). I should make them wear miniskirts, sometime. -sigh- Hold on, this is getting way out of hand. . .

Okay, I'm back. I told them I liked Hawkeye, and gave them a random person's address, and told them it was her house. HOLY (! They burned it down! Oh well, not my problem. Did you see Edward today? He was h. . .

Part of the page was ripped out. Ed flipped the pages.

"I WAS WHAT? I WAS WHAT?" he yelled. He flipped to the last page, and out fell two small black spheres. (I'm saying spheres, 'cause it would sound wrong if it said balls) Edward blinked and looked at them. They suddenly exploded, and a nasty smell filled the air.

Ed coughed and gagged.

"Air. . .air!" he squeaked. He burst out of the room, and saw green air in it.

". . .the heck. . .?" the teen said wide eyes. He could have sworn he heard someone laughing. He recognized that laugh.

"MUSTANG! I'LL KILL YOU!"

Roy ran down the hall in just a towel, fresh from the shower (rar), getting away from the grasp of the angry Fullmetal.

Heh, yeah. It wasn't really much of a fluffy, either, but that one entry that cut off might have made it one if it wasn't cut off. Oh, and that shower thing? I just wanted to add something to make the fangirls drool in. . .um. . .LOVE. Anywho, review and I'll update!