A/N: I was just singing a stupid camp song and it was to the tune of the whole Oscar Meyer thing. I started counting syllables and in no time, I had this! I was like: omg! Hope you likie!

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Oh I wish I was a little firebender

That is what I'd truly like to be

'Cause if I was a little firebender

Everyone would run away and scream!

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A/N: Wow, back already? You're a fast reader! Just kidding. I know—it was ridiculously short. But I hope you review anyway!

(Cue puppy dog eyes and pitiful rainstorm)

HOLY CRAP! MY AUTHOR'S NOTE IS LONGER THAN THE FIC!